Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>only 6 basedseeker games
play more cyka

Why is life so shit?

When even fucking Travis "Mautism" Bueno rolls his eyes at you you know you're being pretty fucking autistic.

He might be. He wasn't invited to TI.

He might be on BTS' shit list now.

maut doesnt even act that autistic, he just misspeaks a lot

he was after the sheever incident

>t. Maut

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>Le ebin sheever was raped meme
I wish I knew how this meme started

Region lock fucking when.

So sick of 6/10 players being fucking spics every game on US East.

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I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the fountain with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other female heroes only adds to the allure of the situation. She sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove her boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Rylai says. Akasha licks her lips, Rylai giggles, and Shendelzare glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Tresdin kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other girls. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Tresdin's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of her sweaty feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Shendelzare. Now I'm lying beneath Akasha and Rylai, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Tresdin said, "He's mine." She runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

NO, THIS IS WRONG, LANAYA IS PURE, INNOCENT, AND VIRTUOUS also
[spoiiler] where is the penis [/spoiler]

can't even take a joke...

I was joshing, this is my real waifu

Is that a p*nis?

MSS is a fucknig clown lmao

oh baby

i love it how slacks is the literal embodiment of reddit. his reaction is pure unfiltered reddit

>LANAYA IS PURE

Now that God is dead who will succeed him?

Is there a comfiest feeling than listening to Rossini+Thunder ambient sounds and watching rtz's stream?

So guys im the guy who had a problem with "Display Driver crashed and recovered" some shit.
As you can see, my pc dieded yesterday and greentexting it
>thermal pasting the processor was not a good idea
>cleans it with regular alcohol
>the cloth dragged thr pins
>itshardtopullout.jpeg
>pulls it with full force and casually cleans card
>puts a dot size paste as youtube states
>Put everything back
>casualsmile.kkv
>opens the pc
>mfw the monitor is blank
>PANIC
>presses the turn on button like armlett
>ohshititsded.fk
>looks back at what I did wrong
>sheds a tear
>Remebered the cloth being pulled by pin
>opens pc and looks at it
>OH SHIT
>the pins are not normal
>tried to compensate by moving it eith fingers
>the nearby pins got fucked
>try again
>THE FUCKERY SPREADS
>gets a steel pin and slides through motherpins
>FUCK
>realizes its time to give up.
>remembers i saved important files there like family or work stuff and unsauceablr porn
>FUCK

So im planning to turn the drive into an external. Is the old files recoverable or I had to format it to be done?

Dotards?

>want to start playing the correct way
>can't because teams pick fucktarded picks and form fucktarded lanes
>nobody coordinates
Dotards?!?!?!

DELET THIS

>hit random in 3 consecutive games
>all treant protector
>abandon and take the low priority games
>finish my 4 games
>play ranked again
>first random pick "Treant Protector"

This can't be a coincidence. why volvo?

if you didnt do anything to fuck up your hard drive it'll be fine senpai

Watching artour stream while jerking off

I dropped it in an inch height, is he fine?

2 consecutive games*

>not playing tree ant pro
he's a chill hero

good taste

probably? an inch isnt too much

FeelsBadMan

At least getting sent to low prio means i wont lose mmr. Comm bans just make me lose mmr and flame more

ty valve

Made me feel good, thanks.
Im posting from phonr anyway. No pc until pay day.

>rtz will never play his andy salad diss track ever again

why jugg crit so good?

user...

>mom ss
>not oneesan
get good senpai

treant is probably the most boring hero in the game.

what's that extension senpai

Icefrog here, 7 decides what I do with this hero before we release Monkey King.

>forgot face

Cut his ulti doesnt scale

restore him to his pre-update state

Delete from the game

Because juggernaut has the hardest damage scaling in the game behind alchemist, with the upside being that he isn't alchemist. So he benefits more from +damage than anyone else.

Level 1 blade dance is also LITERALLY better than level 1 coup de grace.

make sensei

>implying MK isn't a PL arcana

He's fine.
I

>4 seconds of INVULNERABILITY
>not scaling

Close to what we are considering doing. Unless /d2g/ gives me some good ideas I'm having the team remove him from the game.

>Spin scales
>Ward scales
>Crit Scales
>Ult Scales
how is this not THE hardest carry in the game?

why is alch supposed to be bad lategame when his ult is so ridiculous?

Morphling

>spin scales
???

melee

only one carry skill

omnislash is unreliable

omnislash has a long as cooldown

spinning is mostly useless lategame except to escape

Not an extension , its an app for android called EHviewer ofc you need an account to access panda

replace him with gambler

dota 2 destroyed my life
>didnt finish highschool
>too much dota, none for gf
>cant get job coz undergrad

suggest a color for rope

>spin scales
MFW

Icy Blue

dotards, I FUCKING LOVE CONE HATS
WHAT CONE HATS ARE THERE?

spin is good lategame but thats not what scaling means

Arteezy is the best dota player I have ever seen. He's the X factor that makes a team unbeatable. If you have him on your team you know until the very end of the match that it won't be lost until it's over. His mechanics when playing mid will win you any matchup that is even. If he's got even the slightest advantage he will take it and carry the game with it. If you have him on your team you will always want to have him carry aegis because he will have the highest impact on the teamfight. If you watch his perspective throughout the game you will find that he is constantly watching every lane. He's not only a mid player. He's a team player. He is the heart of the team. He is Arteezy.

How often are those times when you que for a game, having positive vibes going into it, and then reality just slaps you down like a fly?

All the time.

Because he's strength and not agility. He can't just get everything he needs from building stats like agility heroes can.

This happens when I first pick my hero, alt tab, then look at the heroes my teammates picked.

NEED

Based on this draft who do you think won?

I have been playing for 1500 hours and am only 1k. Ask me anything.

>what is magi robes
>what is ultimate orb

Radiant

"old" potm
this is "new" potm btw

Radiant

Radiant should have won but ended up being retards who can't hit their spells so Dire won

do you want to buy my 5.3k acc for 1dc hook?

XD

>birthday donation
>song is ANELE shit
wew
fucking
lads

Whats the best harsh noise wall album to grind mmr?

MY NAME IS JAFAR

I COME FROM AFAR

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That's an 8.5 alright.

macronympha - relentless agony

THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAR

lately the only urge to play dota for me is to play dotaimba pick necro/underlord/undying and buy armlet/greaves and become unkillable

like my past two weeks or so

She can be hot, with the right clothes