Dota 2 General - /d2g/:

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Literally NO tournament but TI matters.

OG won two majors and placed top 3 in another one, they didn't even scratch the earnings leaderboard and instantly disbanded after losing TI.

All the disbands show that even pros realize TI is the only tournament matters.

DC and EG both had roster changes despite placing top 3. Only Wings stayed together BECAUSE THEY WON TI.

fucking love this post every time

Who here watches Steven Universe?

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE VALVE DRONES OUT THERE

>watching a reddit show

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you completely avoided my point

"how are you going to practice if you don't go to lan? How are you going to win TI without practice? "
"ehhhh....errrrmmmm N-N-NO TOURNAMENTS M-MATTER BUT TI!!!"

>LoLbabby got triggered by all the grown ups talking shit about his game.

KEK

Players like Kuroky, Puppey, Iceiceice and notail have made some good money even without doing well at the big money TIs (4+)

>Watching cartoons
>Watching TV at all

You'll never get to 6k like this, user. Stop giving your mind to the electric jew.

Any sport/esport that matters has a big yearly tournament that defines the clear winner, and that is the only tournament that matters. For dota2 it's TI.

Not sure what the point of your post is.

>american sports

it's always fucking amazing to see, how americans go crazy over

>muh capitalism
>muh free market

are almost every point in their lives, expect the one area that should be 100% purely based on meritocracy in every facet

dota 2 such a joke of a tournament scene. only 1 real tournament a year and the rest of the year is just nut-scratching.

players not rewarded for consistent performance over the whole year

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what isn't a reddit show?

>Any sport/esport that matters

cs go doesn't, and is probably a larger esport in the west than dota.

Also, tennis. Although they do have a 'world champ' tournament, the grand slams are above it.

Neither of those really matters.

Not counting TI Dota still has more money than other games

It's more tumblr then anything, honestly.

>tennis doesn't matter

>2011+5
>this is the aegis in-game model

All anime.

It's always sunny in Philadelphia, Rick and Morty and Archer are Reddit shows.

That shit is Tumblr show.

>There's more players in my school than "competitive" dota players.
And people say it's not an inner clique.

DOTARDS

WHY CANT YOU NAME WHICH HERO FITS THIS DESCRIPTION????

Jojo is reddit and that's an anime.

Your dad has had sex with more men than there are men making money in Handegg

>dotards in charge of being relevant

OH
AM
I
LAFFIN

No, it doesn't.

Does it metter? You only see it on the ground for half a second.

Slark.

what does then?

>Here is a list of the top 10 most popular sports, as listed on the mostpopularsports.net website. The website author notes that this list takes into account the population of countries and are based on general surveys/discussions on the internet.

That's fucking retarded. Those numbers are a joke, stop posting bullshit please.

>mobabies
>valvedrones
100% of doturd players do not even know valve has other games

>Cricket 2.5 billion
Yeah right

>Dropped out of college to become pro
>lost 1000 mmr in 1 year now im 5.5k
>mom says she'll kick me out after xmas
>no one wants to hire me
>no friends

what do i do now my dotards?

>implying

>LoL pros get to travel to Seoul and experience amazing Korean culture every year, have team houses there and tons of daily life vlog videos about the night life and street markets

>Dota pros only get to go to slavic/chink shitholes where the people are barely human and the place is disgusting, covered in garbage with collapsing shit tier commie infrastructure

Dotards?

>super high damage
>aoe diable
>bkb piercing disable on autoattacks
>extremely tanky
>high dps
>can jungle
>can solo roshan safely
>clear ancient creeps early on
>destroys towers
>can interrupt tps

how does ANY of that apply to slark?

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ok how do you determine what is a relevant sport then?

here is a another link, btw

totalsportek.com/most-popular-sports/

it's a really popular sport in india, and across africa.

its defiantly 1 billion +, but probably not that high

Go back to college
Get a job
Regain the mmr
Or go back to being pro

the bear man

>Playing other games when you could be getting more mmr

shave your legs and balls
put on stockings
stream yourself cumming on CB
get tips

Is Jacky 'EternalEnvY' Maos autism a deliberate act?

I consider that very improbable but it's the best explanation I can come up with.

I wanted to say Magnus played as a core, but
>Can solo Roshan
>Proc bkb piercing disable on autoattacks
Agility really isn't relevant as a keyword here either.

what's with the sudden influx of lolbabbies here?

the one and only

I want to make money like this but I squat 350+ & have legs like a horse

You know who that sounds like?
A really familiar type of cancer
AND HIS NAME IS Jah'rakal

God Kelly is fucking hideous. Loda why.

Its fine.
The only thing you really could change, was to make it pulse more, and animate the inventory icon.
That would be distracting and cool. At the least they did that for Mjollnir

There's a market for that too, my good user.

thats still hot as long as you have smooth skin, no hair and a nice bubble butt
u dont even have to show your face/upper body

>what's with the sudden influx of lolbabbies here?

It's just shills.

The riotbots monitoring the thread detected someone was talking shit about LoL so they sent a message to a few shills to storm the thread.

do you have dick like a horse too
You could make money streaming that

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WE HAVE A WINNER

alright I'll get some nair sometime this week & look into signing up & webcams and what have you not

half black & asian so average

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>has a way to survive ganks on him even if you jump him with single target disables
> super high damage
not troll

at what time does Our Guy start streaming?

>doesn't show kda

>half black & asian

If you were a girl you would be toppest tier.

Sheever @SheeverGaming
Goes to Malaysia, orders fish & chips and nachos. GG

Name a support that's fun to play and isn't named Shadow Demon or KotL
portion: you can't

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>13k net worth
>Has to rely on a steroid to manfight
I have seen worse. I could copy that.
Would still have green boots and Orb of Venom on the bear, and swap items as needed until the net worth is there

>shitskin
>toppest tier

I wonder who's behind this post.

yeah my friend's gf is half jap & jamaican
she's attractive but I don't like her

ahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH[bold]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

HILLARY GOT HIT BY DAT POISON TOUCH NIGGA, SLOWED THEN STUNNED (DOTA RELATED POST)

>portion
haha ebin autocorrect haha

>30% slow with 330 base speed and an aoe blind
>attack speed will always outclass raw damage

why bother with tranquils on bear
just keep small utility items on bear
>dust
>tp
>clarities
>blight stone

sadly it can't collect charges on magic stick or urn, valve needs to fix that shit already its 2016

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keeper of the light

ACHTUNG / ! \

DRUMPF IS LOSING

ACHTUNG / ! \

>immigrant girls
They exist? Isn't 9/10 immigrants are gworn up men who were too pussy to die in a war, so they came to Yurop to rape and destroy the western civilization?

Make her stand in front of camera and talk while you play.
Mad dosh if people think she's 5,5k

>God is literally killing Hillary via divine intervention so that Trump can save the white race

I'm sorry I ever doubted. I'll dedicate my life to you Lord if you put her in the grave.

It was a different time user, a different age.
A age of 522 movespeed murderbear at level 8.

Still
>Blight
>Orb of Venom(Not a orb)
>Dust
>TP
>Boooots
>Free slot
Its nice

Found this in my league folder

Sometimes the men bring their "families"

sorry but those don't fit the technical description
if a lion blink hexes troll and then his buddy shadow fiend or whatever jumps in, troll has no way to survive that gank
LD does.

>>attack speed will always outclass raw damage
description said damage AND attack speed, troll only has attack speed no damage

attack speed is dirt cheap and can be bought with items. Buying 100 agility's worth of attack speed costs 1800 gold. Buying 120 agility's worth of damage costs 7600 gold
there are lots of super high attack speed items, MoM, moon shard, mjollnir, etc
meanwhile all the damage items get repeatedly nerfed, you only get +66 from mkb, +81 from buriza, +55 from bfury. Theres no big damage items left in the game anymore, thats why these heroes suck dick

>Korea
lmao so fake.
So, which gook team is winning this year LeLbaby

REMINDER TO MAKE DOTA GREAT AGAIN
SHALLOW GRAVE YOUR CORES AND POISON TOUCH THE OPPOSITION

Wtf am i watching?

why boots though
the bear doesn't have to chase anyone if YOU'RE chasing and bashing them
you can just repeatedly blink it on top of you
thats just not worth 400 gold, no reason to waste gold on the bear and set your hero behind, you should be taking advantage of the free slots, not wasting gold on them

is she having a stroke or something?

>non-human non-white amerimutts think they're allowed to post in this thread
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