/feg/ Fire Emblem General

Why is this general so cancerous? Like, is there a specific formula or cause-effect chart where we can trace the origins of how this place became shitpost general, 25/7/365?

>futa on woman
Lame.

I love my futa wife!

Do you prefer futa on futa or futa on male?

So how long is Rinka and how long is Charlotte?

Male on futa.

Speaking of futas, how many of them have shameful cocks under six inches, and how many have monsters over twelve?

Felicia and Flora are definitely small at five inches.

Futa on futa: literal shit
Futa on male: eh, ok if he's feminine enough
Futa on girl: good
Futa on trap: god tier

2" and 10" erect respectively.

Forgot
Futa on the receiving end: pointless

>Charlotte only ten inches
>Not long enough to paizuri herself

You should have explained to them that he was a child prostitute from an underprivileged background, and they should check their privilege.

2" is still too big for that monkey

I always pictured Charlotte as the type to have a cute, dainty, feminine penis.

Rinkah
Elise
Flora
Midori
Severa
Hana

Under 6

Nyx
Mozu
Effie
Camilla
Charlotte

Over 10

/feg/ - futa emblem general

Of course /feg/ would be into futas. Why am I even fucking surprised.

Why are you guys such faggots?

That's what she wants men to believe.
So they won't avoid her terrified of her monster dick.

Well Elise and Midori still have some growing to do.

Nyx having a big cock is very unf. How does she keep it hidden?

Redditors, /d/egenerates who can't keep their magical realms to themselves, waifufags, tumblrettes, and those falling into one or more of the respective groups. Among a few other minor groups.

It's the only part of her body that stayed adult.

Magic.

Rinkah isn't a futa, so she sits at 0".

I still prefer a hung Rinkah who's still a bottom and gets bullied into cumming on her own abs.

Which Lords could have stopped 9/11?

Also fujos. Sometimes.

user, all these futas are getting creampied by men and becoming mothers.

Reminder that futafags are just faggots in denial.

>it's a "nippon artists whitewash niles" episode

EVERY

FUCKING

TIME

That's not a lord.

>stroking Camilla so she cums all over her fat tits while you creampie her

Disgusting.
Futas must be on top.

Can fuck off with your shitty head canon? Go back to tumblr you cuck.

Cowgirl is good, as are prostate massages to creampie them more after.

Makes me wonder why Nina isn't tanned like her daddy.

Unless there's something I don't understand about... genetics or whatever.

Why can't they be in the middle?

Why are most of the posts here about futa

Yeah that's what they like to do to their husbands.

This explains why she's so unsuccessful.

>tanned
Tanned is the keyword here. She's too busy reading her hoshidan yaoi comics inside to get tanned.

Until she runs into Corrin, who happens to have a fetish for futas titfucking themselves

Anyone else just reporting these futa shitposters?

I didn't even notice

I want to choke on Charlie's monster cock ;_;

Is Gaius worth training? He has just a bit more Str than Lon'qu but he can't dodge for shit. And you get Anna right afterwards who offers better combat out of the bat along with more utility. Hard mode by the way.

>it's an archer with shit str
Have these nips ever tried to shoot a bow? It takes muscles to just string one let alone pull back the arrow.

Don't we all?

Of course you would you fucking cucked faggot. Go play in traffic.

Yes, because unlike Anna he has supports.

Lots of characters like his +speed bonus, my favorite pairup of him was with Sumia on a Lunatic run.

>not reaching around your futa wife, cupping her semen, then using it as lube for doing her in the ass
Take your own advice.

Can you all fuck off back to /d/ or /b/ and stop shitting up this place with your shit you faggots?

>Charlotte flaunting her abs and cleavage for everyone
>Not flaunting her bulge
>Surprising all the guys with her 10 inches
>Some of them are willing to fuck her anyway
>Corrin is into it, especially being sizeshamed

>Charlotte insists that, since her husband Corrin has the smaller dick by far, he should dress, talk and behave like a woman, and act as the wife in their marriage, never using his dick again, not even for jerking off

Say something nice to your good retainer pal Severa. She's always looking out for you, you know.

>Eliwood
Would have failled
>Hector
Would block the planes with his body and save the towers
>Lyn
Would fail
>Ephraim
Would have made the buildings break to the right to avoid the buildings
>Erika
Would have failed, thinking the towers would survive the strike
>Ike
Would have Aether'd the planes and stopped it
>Micaiah
Makes the terrorist sign a blood contract promising not to destroy the towers, saving them
>Chrom
Would have failed
>Lucina
Came back in time to help Chrom, they still fail
>Corrin:Birthright
Sends Ryoma to slice the planes in half
>Corrin, Nohr
Fails because he let the terrorists win, hoping everyone would see how evil they are by letting them sit in the oval office

Sha has a small dick and a huge inferiority complex towards her mother's dick, that is much bigger and pretty much perfect.

Nice headcanon. Now kill yourself cuck.

>To seal the deal, on their wedding night she brings Camilla and Elise blindfolded and guides their cocks inside Corrin by hand

>feminization
Gay.

Cutest family
Futa is a shitty meme fetish.

>Fails because he let the terrorists win, hoping everyone would see how evil they are by letting them sit in the oval office
kek

>shit taste in men
>shit taste in fetishes
Huh.

youtube.com/watch?v=kWRFPdhAFls

At least I'm not a futafag, so you will always be inferior I guess.

>says shit will posting shitkumi, the edgelord faggot that only fat tumblurinas swoon over
kek

>Cucklottefag is the futa shitposter
Really makes u thnk

I wouldn't be surprised if Soleilfag was involved in this too.

>implying it's not camillacuck
uhhhhh..............

Shut up, both little brothers are cute.

Funny, I would say the same thing.

Soleil's only six inches, but also so thick she can't fit her hand around it

>/feg/ isn't one of the worst generals on Veeky Forums

>The "I'm a fat tumblrina" starter pack

Is he ranked highly because he passes Peg Knight to his daughters? Because his start is really rough. I don't want another Donnel on my team.

/feg/ is THE worst general on Veeky Forums.

I struck a nerve it seems ;^)

idk why he's ranked or where

I used him on lunatic because he had locktouch and was a +speed pairup for one of the fastest units (Sumia), which is a bad pairing going by galeforce inheritance, but on how many playthroughs do you grind everyone to galeforce?

I'm surprised you'd know about striking nerves since you've got 200lbs of fat blocking yours

Go here. There's no shitposting,

>Soleil can't get men because she isn't a futa

Speaking from experience?

Why're you talking in the third prson, fatty?

I'd rather go back to the futa shitposting

>trying so hard to keep your shitty thread alive
kek

>no shitposting
>in /feg/

(lol

Popplio's leaked evo would be perfect for Azura t.b.h

Nah, the league of legends general exists

so were only the second worst

Galeforce is rather redundant when a save editor exist.

It sounds like a bad pairing even without considering Galeforce inheritance since Sumia needs a bulk/offensive pair-up while he wants the same thing as they both have too much Skl and Spd and not a lot of everything else, though at least Sumia can deal with magic users.

Reminder that Sacaens are filthy race mixers.