/owg/ - Overwatch General

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god damn, junkrat counters literally everything

Fareeha Amari

they need to increase the time it take's to build mei's ult
someone with half decent aim will get that shit a few minutes after just using it

I'm sure sure resistance only makes him harder

xth for matchmaking

Mine.

Do not promote rape culture in the owg, thanks.

Reminder that this people exist

tf2
>9 likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles
>server browser that lets you choose the map you want to play on
>high skill custom game modes such as jump_ or surf_ that teach you important game mechanics
>tr_walkway to practice air shots
>2 high mobility classes that can be on the other side of the map within seconds
>years worth of different maps and game modes
>hundreds of voicelines
>many epic memes such as need a dispenser here or gentlemen
>can join and leave games in progress without penalty on community servers
>no backfills on official servers
>official servers let you choose the game mode
>bad graphics
>moddable
>completely free

overwatch
>22 characters with one playstyle and weapon each, waifubait out of the ass
>no server browser, the game chooses the map for you. don't like it? tough shit
>no custom game modes because no community servers
>no way to practice airshots outside of a match
>no high mobility classes (play demoman, before you start crying genjifags)
>barely any maps or game modes
>barely any voicelines
>barely any epic memes
>can't leave games in progress without penalty
>backfills
>no way to choose the map or game mode on official servers
>decent graphics
>not moddable
>40 - 60 euro

dead game

Old men who share their hearts and the battlefield are not for lewd.

Let them be at peace.

pic mei
gitgud
???
profit

make me faggot

Reminder to help your Pharah's get out of her armor and bodysuit.

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Will Overwatch ever become a legitimate esport?

Hopefully not

post your winrates

No, see

likeable male classes with a shit ton of different weapons allowing for hundreds of different playstyles

Too many.

They don't even attempt to balance all that garbage.

Didn't the TF2 competitive scene only play vanilla?

>>completely free

Bad because 90% of the playerbase will become third world children.

Not if they continue to allow cheating scum to play without being banned, no.

Blizzard will force it to become one.

the only legitimate epsort was starcraft
everything else is a shallow sham

>Barbie an the Magic of Pegasus
what?
did i miss something?

that's actually pretty cute
>we'll probably never get an 'old comrades enjoy retirement somewhere on the farm of Indiana together' short

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get fucking good

What did he mean by this?
No, really, what do you mean by 'legitimate' e-sport?

I wonder if she gets all hot and sweaty underneath that armor.

memer streamer playing bad games on purpose

Reminder that your healslut is a person too, she has needs.
Give her relief at least once a week.
my.mixtape.moe/alrmyv.webm

he means an esport that has legitimacy

Cutest and best pairing.

lirik always picks some barbie game to stream under. Sometimes he's actually playing a barbie game, most of the time he's not.

and what does that mean?

jesus christ these generals are horrible
i think it's the first time i feel like the quantity of waifuposting and OT is too much for me to enjoy a general, not even /lolg/ is this bad and holy shit /lolg/ IS bad

But brutal rape is an important part of Overwatch.

Get off Veeky Forums and do something constructive.

>play comp
>have top damage as tank and twice as much blocked
>guy who keeps playing torb accuses me of being shit
Guess I have to carry harder.

The alternative is endless walls of text bitching about some aspect of the game or team booga. You're fucked either way, so go play the game.

If there isn't any Halloween skins I will honestly GO FUCKING MENTAL LADS.

I'd rather an "old comrades who are believed to be enemies fighting against each other end up actually working together and the only one who knows is Ana who smiles and lets them go" short

Dont make valve sould like fucking jesus, they are jew cunts like every other company, the full community server wont be a thing because who would buy skins if you can create custom ones, valve did the same thing to cs go, tf2 lives like this because nobody gives a shit about it anymore

Why am I better with soldier than mccree even though my aim is far above average

>he thinks this is even remotely close to the bad generals on Veeky Forums

You think Blizz would pass up the chance to get more people to throw money at rng boxes for that witch Mercy skin?

Jamison Fawkes is for __________

How many people will pour their salt on the pasta this time?

Guys, I started at 2600, now I'm down to 2080. In 75% of the games I get that team that doesn't even cap the first point or end up with a leaver, every time I lose I get -60 points, when I win its +20. Which heroes do I have to "main" in order to escape from soloQ-hell?

>not posting the version with sound

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hitting in the nuts

Is he a vampire?

junkrat or hanzo

>tfw will never order many qt Smugberries from Talon
I wonder how they would taste like.

Exploding internally

>Anyone else think Junkrat x Mercy would be epic!!
Shipperfaggots and waifucunts are disgusting.

>someone picks Ana on KOTH
>lose
ebin

Take a pick.

Find a good dps that can carry games and be their healslut.

>he think this general is as bad as other generals

Did you know /mgg/ died to full on waifu posting of the same character over and over. It got so bad it spawned a score of moderation complaints, now the general is so bad they are lucky to hit 200 posts without the thread dying to inactivity.

When's the last time you looked at /tesg? They attack basic questions and waifu posting is king. Unless your character fits their tastes several of them fill a thread with their own posts or drama in the modding community. None of them even know how to create mods when it comes down to it.

/mhg/ is furries, and if it's not its complaining about blacklisting

this is not bad, I know bad this is NOT bad

The fangs are part of the appeal

>was rank 40 last season
>my turn to be fucked in the forced 50% meme
>game matches me with randoms against a full stack with one guy being rank 3300
>he's only good when he's babysat by his entire team
>lost every single 1v1 against me

Complete solo queue WHEN?

getting burned by sentry turrets

>76abuse will forever be part of the Overwatch community and I have done my part to make it so

Feels good, man

That's fine too. But we still probably won't see it

Hits close to home

>barely make platinum
Kill me

>many epic memes
stopped reading there

The type of person that would have that image saved is the last person anyone should be paying attention to.

OW is still better than bloated fortress 2

Yet you did.

I unironically love that original picture (with "made a typo" in it). I do a lot of academic argumentation and rhetoric and that picture never fails to make me laugh.

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>put off doing placement matches until today
>2 wins, 5 losses so far

I actually feel kinda bad about promoting it. We need some fic where Ana treats his wounds and tells him it's gonna be alright. He believes her, but the ightmare repeats again and again, until it culminates in some sort of mexican standoff that ends in a hot three way because Jack has developped masochistic tendencies and grew to enjoy it

well shit my dudes, how about fuck off?
as if the fact /owg/ isn't completely shit justifies it for being this bad, or even worse, as if other generals being worse is a motive for me to not complain about /owg/

it's like telling someone to try eating shit before complaining about broccoli, yeah no shit, shit tastes like shit dude, how fucking enlightening

>used to main S76
>can't even play him anymore because just looking at him makes me hopelessly aroused
>can't take enemy 76s seriously because I immediately imagine them begging for Reaper's cock

I feel like Pavlov's dog. I can't tell whether I should be angry or impressed.

BEST

if you are that good, why arent you rank 3300 yourself, huh?

I have the same thing for Reaper, can't take him seriously

it's just these teams, dragging him down man, you know how it is

Writeanon here, I'm already writing that but with Reinhardt. Sorry I can't fap to het.

SHIP

>play solo que
>enemy team has a 4 man group of lvl 400+ faggots
>my team is purely random

What the fuck blizzard?

Maybe go to Reddit if you don't like our shitposting anime culture?

I wish I could enjoy this, but doctor/patient relations are wrong...

>2016
>Still playing TF2
>Actually trying to argue TF2 is in the same league as Overwatch
>LMAOing @ your life

What is it about this game that brings the homos out? Not trying to be a dick but this is the first time on Veeky Forums that I have seen genuine gay and not just depressed straight dudes chasing traps.