/owg/ - Overwatch General

I don't know why but I think playing this game too much is interrupting my breast milk production. I used to be able to pump about 25-36ml in one breast feeding but down it has dwindled to only 5-15ml. We had to switch over to formula. Could Overwatch be giving me postpartum depression?

I don't know what he meant with Junkrat showing ZR though.

It's only half, but the concept still is there.

THEORY: Overwatch "free weekend" has devalued the game and caused great deflation in interest.

This general is completely dead. Fuck Blizzard I hope they all get colorectal cancer

>Free weekend on consoles
>Affecting anything

Nobody gave a shit about consoles to begin with let alone a free weekend

Most people are PC players, user, so the "free weekend" means jack and shit to them.

>traveling to king's row
>game in progress, 1 minute left on the timer
>lose
>traveling to hanamu-
>DEFEAT

alright then

>backfill into a game
>Hear VICTORY within 5 seconds
It's honestly even more confusing. At least when I backfill into Defeat I know it's usually because they were shit and had a buttblasted leaver.

Backfilling into a Victory is ridiculously confusing. If a player DCs, fine, but how the hell did the team manage to win a 5v6 in the meantime?

I wish there was more art of these two

I haven't actually played OW in a while because the community feels like the worst, most cancerous players who can't play a shooter to save their lives, so I can't enjoy quick play with a friend or two. Comp is fine, but I'm just kind of bored of the game since it hasn't changed at all and there isn't that much depth to begin with. I was hoping that there would be a flood of content after the game got rolling, like new maps and modes specifically, but we've gotten one hero and one map like 6 months after release with another new hero endlessly teased in the most boring way possible.

It's just gotten stale as shit.

WHY PLAY OFFENSE IF YOU FUCKING SUCK AT AIMING
I DONT EVEN LIKE PLAYING IT, MUCH PREFER TANKS BUT WHEN IM TOP DAMAGE AND ELIMS AS A FUCKING REIN SOMETHING IS WRONG

It's that time again

youtu.be/lurN4z-Aezs

Does anyone have the Lucio healslut game sheet?I can only find this Mercy one.

Anyone else experiencing lag on console? Is it the free weekend overloading servers?

Yeah I haven't been able to play since the damn game gets so laggy now i have a penalty for leaving so much

I'm not thrilled that blizzard let the unwashed masses effect something I payed $60 for.

>Lucio is the only healer
>Only speed boosts
>Doesn't even speed boost when we're all in danger of a Dragon eating us

>Get a Mercy later
>Keeps hiding to get a POTG revive but never does it

What are we supposed to do

nth for mei is shit

Zarya is my favorite tank and all, but holy shit. Is anyone else tired of hearing the buzzing of her laser? She's in almost every competitive match.

Also fuck you to those Junkrats who always feed her charge and refuse to switch because "muh gold damage"

ded gaem

pretty much

was super fun before competitive while many /owg/ people were still playing

after competitive it went southwards when egos started playing for ranks

>team is doing poorly while I do well (3 golds and a bronze as DVa
>start shit talking our genji
>everyone gets their shit together and we win.
Feels good m8

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I did it...

You have at least one main from each character type right?
I dont have one for high damage characters.

Please refrain from posting in this thread until the previous thread hits bump limit so as to facilitate an orderly migration. Thank you and have a nice day.

Birbwatch

S76(tracer/reaper)
Dva/roadhog
Bastion/mei
Lucio

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Which Talon Tracey is best Tracey?

Not my image, but I had a question. How is this even possible? I'm not talking about the SR difference between the two teams, I'm talking about how a Master queued up with plats and a gold? I'm a master and can't even queue up with some of my diamond friends because there's >500 difference in SR between us.

the "kys" tracey

Golds don't mean you're doing well, they just mean you're at the top of the shitheap

Your gold is probably worse than the other team's bronze, so keep that in mind

The prevailing theory is that it's the highest on the underdog vs the lowest on the overdog. The Master on the Blue team allowed them to queue with the Master on the Red

Cutest and best pairing

It wasn't. I got a card on obj kills tied with the card for elims

>overdog
more like updog

except I got on the playercard screen for objective kills?

How do Widowmaker and Reaper interact when not on duty?

What's upd- Wait a second!

I JUST GOT A QUINTUPLE KILL AND A FUCKING ANA GOT POTG AND SHE KILLED 3 PEOPLE WTF

>One (1) more month, aka thirty (30) days, until new content

What's updoc?

Rough Anal Sex, both ways

You aren't me.

That still doesn't explain how the master joined a party of nothing but plats and a gold and started the matchmaking queue. The system itself will not let the queue start if there is a SR difference of >500 between party members who are above diamond.

what does that mean, is that a mouthbreather term

They don't often work together.
Talon only decides they should send both out on big missions.
They probably have them in different parts of the world on completely different missions.

They are some of their strongest assault members, after all.

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You don't know that for certain

>sextouple kill as Soldier 76
>PotM is Mercy reviving two people and dying instantly afterwards

He roleplays as Gerard
She roleplays as Ana

The guy in master probably lost enough rating to be within 500 of ~2900

>Kill their entire team sans mercy
>Then ult the entire team on her revive
>PoTG is Tracer sitting in a corner

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Widow finds his edgyness endearing

where are you getting this insane idea that Overwatch isn't anything but the most played video game right now.

queue times?

"gay"

you drop out of master when you're that low

PoTG is decided on who gets the most fire in a certain period of time.
When they nerfed Mercy's ult they increased the fire you get from it to compensate how you'll be using it less often.
But they didn't decrease the fire she gets when they buffed her heal rate and consequently her ult build rate.

Ask me more.

That's not possible. People at the master and grandmaster rank can derank to diamond and master. They don't keep their rank symbol if they fall below the SR requirement. That master's rank is at minimum 3500. Even if what you said were true, that still wouldn't explain how he queued up with a gold who's below 2500.

you play the healer, turd abortion

Probably just short, small talk engagements. Might be awkward since Widow has no emotions.

When will they fix it so I can feel good about getting a shitty PotM again?

I'm a hipster, who is the least popular character of each class?

Do you think Mickey Gall is a legitimate UFC talent, or was his beating of CM Punk simply because CM Punk is complete shit

What is?

I finally had a chance to play Eichenwalde in brawl about 10 times.

Why did they make such a bad map? Once their rotate it into comp its gonna be so frustrating to play. Defense is at such an advantage its ridiculous.

Pharah, Widowmaker, (insert tank here) and Symmetra

I've seen plenty of all of the tanks, I'm not really sure who is the least popular. Possibly Winston.

>Once their rotate it into comp
uhm

That was their idea. All the other maps were were attack leaning, so rather than fix defense spawns to compensate, they made a map that sucks for attack

When they buff Symmetra.

It's a mixture of both, really.
Mickey isn't bad, and Punk is completely new to this.

CM had no chance whatsoever, but it's not strictly because Mickey is the shit.

Do they buff symmetra by removing her from the game?

>holding hands is gay

>such a bad map?
You mean, such a good map.
First, you think playing Eichenwalde 10 times makes you qualified on the subject. We should just stop here, but let's make you a better player.

Competitive doesn't rely on Attack/Defense equality.
Give this a watch: youtube.com/watch?v=X1EN-v6mdQw
Finally, maps have great potential in the health of the game by force developing the meta. If every new map was just a redecorated clone of a previous one, things would be lame.

But that's perfect. Widow has no emotions, Reaper is all emotions. He needs someone to vent to, she can listen

Every fucking game. Every single fucking game when we wipe them this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on her face. What should i do about her? Ideas?

>Used to main 76 at the start.
>first time they nerf him Ana also comes out
>liked 76 because of how dynamic he was with healing and damage
>play Ana and she is twice as dynamic
>the nerf made 76 less fun
>so I stuck with Ana
>been playing her only for months
>miss 76
>he still isn't any better

I did it, I'm top 1000 as Zarya on comp.

Kill her

>zen main
>play with rank 60-70's easily, can hold my own.
>decide to do placements with casual friends and get gold
>it's like playing with actual retards
>people completely incapable of switching even when begged
>people playing attack widow, attack symmetra
>can't play a DPS well enough to carry

what the fuck do I do

>attacking
>steamroll the first points
>doing really good
>enemy morale obviously low
>my team starts switching to snipers
>the three of us alone can't take the last point
>lose

Mysteries of the universe.

Worship her and maybe she'll show some pity.

stop posting your retarded pasta

what site is that?

If you're the flanker, she should never not be dead.
If you're anything but support, she should die first.
If you're support and nobody else is trying to kill her first, whip out whatever your damage is and fucking kill her. If people bitch about you not healing them tell them that they don't get heals if you can see Mercy.

Overbuff

>DPS instalocks
>Play support/tank
>after a long engagement, die
>press tab
>1 elim gold
is there a worse feeling?

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Is this site even accurate?

Why is there so little Zarya porn? Don't people realize she's the purest waifu?