/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

youre a fucking white male edition

last: >list of good comm. servers
pastebin.com/paW0DAG4

>Tips and guides
Blog: tf2.com
Wiki: wiki.tf
Class guides: pastebin.com/u/TheOperator
FAQ: pastebin.com/6t7WNtgn
Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Betting: saloon.tf
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
pastebin.com/9S37Kk0W

>/tf2g/s looking to party queue
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15-e-Sut2sj954Cjm8aGzXMaN4dSSop7xgiyp9DCdOK8/edit?usp=sharing

Other urls found in this thread:

flockdraw.com/tf2g
youtube.com/watch?v=EQ9vblki5rk
teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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first for feeling ok

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>that time you renamed a weapon but it's total cringe

nerf THIS

am i a tall girl

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At least you didn't spend steambux you won with item gambling to make your HHH a specialized killstreak one using a glitched kit

At least you didn't realise immediately after that it wasn't all that special

At least you didn't start using dx8 soon after because of increasing framerate issues from update

At least you didn't start wanting to use the eyelander instead, but kept using the HHH because you put money into it

At least you didn't feel like not even playing the game anymore thanks to MyM bullshit

At least it was only 25 fakebucks and not more, but fuck, that was a stupid movie

move*

Son what did you know about stupid movie

someone got a golden pan today

havent been here for two weeks or so
ive read some stuff about krunchynaut and funke or something, can someone tell me what happend

funke used to come here last year under the alias 'punchy'. krunchynaut made a video about us a few months ago, where he talked about us saying nice things in screenshots funke sent him°

°citation needed

that was me making a joke about that time krunchynaut making a video about us

i saw the video

so the thing about punchy/funke is completely arbitrary?

KingRaja is TF2 Keemstar

cool someone beat me to it and i fucked up my english
c o o l

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who are those

not really, hes more like the pyrocynical tbq h
most of the time he has good points, can be kinda funny but he forces his memes too much and is occasionally fucking retarded

am i epic

i dont want to say

i want to suck off kiriikp

cool

cuck me off

hey thats me im green masterrace
that was a long time ago

reminder to POOT

draw fun things
flockdraw.com/tf2g

>having flash player installed
yea no

i used to frequent /f/

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uwu

i forgot today was 9/11.


happy 9/11 tf2g i guess

i wish i could draw like the cool people

>Friendly in ranked
>On the enemy team

>viva erasing other people's work

why does he hate fun

>viva ruining the flockdraw
fucking hell is he not happy enough with ruining threads anymore

remember to please take screenshots of stuff so i can look at it when i wake up

vivas a faggot, why are you surprised

Can't see shit

Why does the Quickiebomb Launcher exist?
>Makes it much easier to use the most powerful aspect of Stickybombs
>Ha! Ha! Fuck you Scouts! I can hit you too!
>For a fucking 15% damage penalty
>Oh wait if you hold down m1 for 2 seconds it's actually a 15% damage boost :DDDD
>It also makes stickysniping piss-easy
>Destroys enemy stickybombs as if this shit wasn't broken enough
Yeah because the last 4 stickies in the clip always had the most impact.

Thanks Valve. Thanks B4nny for not banning this shit in season 22.

Pic related is me.

you are ugly

DRAWING UPDATE?

i said shut up impatient fuck

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i have been attempting to defend this sops for a while

>"ranked"
>implying you are matched with similar ranks
>implying ranks actually represent skill
>implying the TF Team is competent

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i still frequent /f/

so this, is the power of shitposting

Yeah, I sorta dislike how they inflated all the ranks by making it so you could climb with a 50% winrate. I guess 50% is pretty impressive though given how if you can pull 50% against 3 Death Merchants you're probably above Fresh Meat skill.

aaaaaa
its going to get erased i know it

>viva and half are in the drawing room

great

thanks a lot "carlo"

half left hasnt been online for 2 and a half hrs

You're welcome, user

half is a faker

heloooo shifty legs

which one of you faggots keep posting images

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its ant meat btw

placement matches when

where is this, a flockdraw? i demand to see trap ass

its mindblowing that 8 years ago ETF2L and pretty much every other league figured out that classlimits made the game more fun
youtube.com/watch?v=EQ9vblki5rk
0:45
>mediclimit 1
>general classlimit 2
just these 2 things and matchmaking would get rid of most of the cancer
then someone will realize fighting against 2 demos is super retarded and set classlimit to 1 on demo
then someone will realize having 2 sentries on last when you can just switch class if they get destroyed is a huge upgrade and set classlimit 1 on engi
etc

someday i hope

that channel hasnt updated in 4 years

4 years

hello darkness my old friend, ive come to talk to you again, because a vision softly creeping, left its seeds while i was sleeping

It still looks great despite its old age.
Maybe Valve will understand that limiting classes is the only thing that could drastically make this game better.

Lads the UGC admins are onto us.

custom weapon stats in UGC
no weapon bans

Won't somebody please think of the UGC badmins?

will we ever get to see a new kaidus? does spudd has the potential to pull off that agression and versatility that characterized kaidus in all his career?

>3-5 (in Silver) is a losing record unacceptable for admittance into Silver according to Doppel
>Same team has two guys who went 10-2 in Silver
>In addition to an IM player
>Assigned to Steel
Holy shit the levels of faggotry are off the charts.

whats the issue with placing someone higher, if theyre not right for that division theyll just lose

by doing this theyve just intentionally planted a team of smurfs in steel

loadouts

post loadouts

what the fuck do you mean theyre onto us
as in onto PDF?
link now

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I love muselk

What hud are ya using?

Is is the song name lould pipe to generic for grenade launcher?

RaysHUD

When Did muselk become so thicc?

the triggerbotting is real, i just watched a spy straight up chain stab 12 people, not in the back, but in the fucking face

a 12 facestab chain within about 4 seconds, he doesnt even try to hide it

Jesus christ this guy is a fucking tool
>Every time this happened said team disbanded after 2-3 straight losses, none of which Gasol or Fish played.

Is comfy posting okay?

who are the two gays in the flockdraw having a literal gay moment
christ

shhh

>_

Nah ur the gay one

i looked up vim after you posting her, thats some good trapping

whats the flockdraw

flockdraw.com/tf2g

I'm gonna pubstomp with her as my profile pic after I finish this ERP

we need to win steel

post these

gtfo beaner shit

>mfw playing comp MM and each team has a sniper aimbotting
finally a balanced match

suck my balls with your disgusting redneck mouth

reminder to turn off cosmetics
teamfortress.tv/35222/no-hats-mod

is the pretty boy pocket pistol good

what should be changed

the enemy team won
they had 4 meds healing the cheater at one point
i could kill a few of them thanks to being demo
vacc with bullet resistance is the best thing to deal with hackers

It's shit.

Nerf milk, buff pocket pistol.

Tighter spread or more HP per hit.