/5N@F/ General

"So, father, we meet again."

Shut up hateanon, don't you know that OCfags are the cancer that's killing this general?

So is Case Animatronics any good? Worth buying, either now or if it goes on sale in October?
store.steampowered.com/app/489360/

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You're right. Sorry, the shitposty end to last thread had me in a shitty mood, there are definitely still some gems here. Ace write Home Invasion.

Gud is alright, he draws a good Toy Bonnie and is one of the few people still willing to art tennis here.

Any other qualities?

Oog make mission statement?

Why is Freddy so flat?

>that serious expression
Is she judging user's timing or something?

Because flat is love, flat is life

She's not flat, she's fat.

Because user got on top of him and user never exercises.

Fuck you yes I do.

The Joey Special™

that's kinda hot

I thought that was eating a jar of Nutella without your hands?

How the hell would anyone manage that unless they had Nightmare Foxy's tongue?

V I N T A G E

Sometimes you just need a serious fucking.

There's ways. But you need a friend to assist.

I loved the "secure it" edits this spawned.

>Sometimes you just need a serious fucking.
Isn't that Toy Chica's thing or is the musclebird also able to ride someone or let them screw her while she holds a serious expression the entire time?

That is some serious pizza, holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc

Oh I was referring to Friends Joey

I'm sure if the needed arose she could just remember the war and go to some dark place.

For a serious craving.

>tfw Chica will never roughly fuck and or beat you after thinking of The War

If by "dark place" you mean curled up in a ball sobbing because of the napalm then sure.
Meanwhile user doesn't stop fucking her.

Chica is CUTE

The edgy one looks like it came straight out of VtM:B.

The only thing that saddens me is that the pizza cutter isn't on fire.

>but you need a friend to assist
Saucy

youtube.com/watch?v=8ArflgRec7o

One of my favourite things I've made in a while.

youtube.com/watch?v=wLR5u_Tw8lA

The Musclebird revenge

It would've been pretty good without the big dick chicken in the middle, yeah.

>beloved waifu has become another vengeful murderbot like the rest with a misshapen head

Why have you forsaken us, Crisis?

>generic military stuff unrelated to FNAF

Think before you speak.

Everything would be better without the big dick chicken.

It's not like she didn't have issues already.
Not only did she manage to convince herself she was some kind of badass super-soldier after she got roasted alive within her first minute of combat, but she also diddles kids at her job that she only got thanks to her sister owning the place.
Crisis Chica is kind of fucked up.

It's what Crisis does. Everything is war crimes. Even when the world is cute and at ease, there are war crimes.

Never said she didn't have issues m8. I'm addressing the edgeside that has just been created for her.

The PTSD from white phosphorus is understandable seeing as how that was all things considered, a near-death/death experience. Cronyism is nothing new in the world, and /ss/ is a patrician-tier taste that a pleb like yourself wouldn't understand.

>make combat automatons
>give them feelings
>make them feel pain
>make them able to suffer from PTSD
Fucking genius.

She always was?
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=31105
They've always been.
Why would that stop her being your waifu?

2087 started that way though, and only became increasingly tame and lewd over time. Mostly thanks to TC-related art.

Nobody ever said things in Crisis' AU were practical.

Nothing in anyone's AU is pratical. Nothing is practical in fucking canon FNAF.

You wana see something practical?

*unzips*

Yeah, but that's okay, cause a lot of it is cool. I'd much rather have cool technology over practical technology. I mean, we basically live in a sci-fi future right now, and it's boring as fuck.

Yes, quite the condensed package you've got there. Gets the job done while hardly letting it's presence be known.

This is why they don't play dress-up very often.

>No "It's stylistic progression I'm not thirsty at all!" Rugrats
Kek, fair enough.

I know it's extremely unlikely to happen because Scott is basically determined to make every possible bad choice that he can, but I'd like to see SL explore how artificial intelligence is handled in the FNAF universe. Since the bots show signs of sentience even without the ghosts, it stands to reason that AI is a consumer-level commodity in the FNAF universe.

>Jewish pizzas
Fuck I wasn't prepared

>five nights at /pol/'s

>Those pizzas.
Its perfect.

Those two have gotten intimate in those SS outfits. You gas a few Jewish pizzas together, heil the fuhrer, it's hot and steamy-how do you not nazi-fuck?

There's something really heartwarming over the animatronics going from trying to murder Mike to doing nazi roleplay with him.

Fuck man, that's messed up but goddamn did I laugh.

If the bots from Quake 3 can go off script then I don't see with the ones from Fazbear's can't also.
To them this is somehow just another means to entertaining patrons.

It's a very likeable kinship yeah. I guess having an equally dangerous nightguard put them all on the same level.

Fashion Bunnies,
sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Check the booru.

Jesus fuck that's weird

On one hand it's really cute and colorful, on the other, it's yet another extremely OOC lewd of Beanie. It feels like she's just a mascot at this point for the general than a character sometimes.

I like this a lot

Pretty much all OC nowadays is lewd, so you'd be right.

That is some thick saliva, hot trails

I don't mind porn of characters, I love that stuff. It's a matter of completely removing their personalities in the process. People act differently during sex, but they aren't lobotomized. That said, looking closer I'm assuming Special Friend put her in a trance or hypnotic state, which makes it work a bit easier.

I think you've got the wrong thread.

>jew pizza
ayy

All I've seen of it is Markiplier's videos, and while it looks interesting the gameplay is pretty weird and it looks very difficult.

And the animatronics consist of MechaGodzilla, Candy, Security, and Bonnie's chrome cousin.

Let me see if I can make heads-or-tails of 2087 AU Chica's story:

She's somehow Toy Chica's young sister despite the fact that Toy Chica created her after the PRC was formed. While it's established in your timeline that the bots went their separate ways, it still wouldn't explain Chica's pre-muscle body given that the bots were all roughly the same height along with the fact that TC is the older sister.

She was created for military purposes to be enlisted in the equivalent of the U.S. military, where her body was destroyed in a white phosphorus fire after being immobilized. She somehow survived the life-changing event, but not without being heavily damaged to the point of being rendered inoperable. Despite this, her memory was presumably retained along with her endoskeleton as seen in a pic where Mangle is taking her off the battlefield.

She was then rebuilt under the direct supervision of TC, and given the musclebirb body we're all familiar with.

She occasionally experiences PTSD from seeing anything that resembles white phosphorus or large fires. She believes she's a war hero when in reality she was a soldier that had simply "survived" a traumatic event. She also has her background of the VR training that she believes was real, which also contributes to the PTSD in the form of her "night-programming". Outside of that, she's also a pansexual, a Catholic in the most ironic sense imaginable, a pedophile, is into incest, is in a polygamous relation between one of the night guards and user, a pizza lover to the point of obsession, loves to travel, date despite being in relationships, exercise, and may or may not have the soul of a dead child inside her.

Also, Chica is ax-crazy in a non-canon sense if the Springtrap pics are anything to go by. Am I missing any other details about the musclebirb?

I look at this and all I can think about is how the gas oven in my kitchen stove seems a little shitty. Everything takes longer to cook, I hate it. The Nazis killed dozens of people in minutes with zyklon B; meanwhile, I'm checking the math just to make sure my damned chicken is roasted. Fucking memes convinced me bastard gases were the answer.

The armband is gone from Mike's arm in the final panel.
Does it matter at all which arm has the swastika because Chica and Mike are wearing it on opposite sides.

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From what ive seen it tends to be worn on the left arm

Man, I really need to stop killing threads. But I just can't stop myself. I'm flawed.

Also, FNAF World Update 2 proved that Purple Guy's murder weapon of choice was a knife.

Thanks for catching that; I also forgot to add in Chica's neck pistons. The fixed version is on the booru.

Ironically I know little about nazi uniforms, I just use references found on google images. That's been fixed too.

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I would

So cute

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Ew, that's not a robot.

I'm in love with a chicken

That's a good one.
I like it when people stay on model and only deviate enough to diminish the uncanny aspects of the original design.

I'd like to play it, then stream it and tell you guys, but I don't know if my PC can run it and for some reason they apparently took the damn demo down. To anyone that bought it, how system intensive is it? My rig can run Outlast but stutters with Rachel's.

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>flapper twink
Yes, fucking wonderful taste

The demo seems to still be on GameJolt
gamejolt.com/games/case-animatronics/162698

I love him so much.

>tfw GMF left for /trash/

He loves him so much as well user

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I thought Samantha didn't see any point in torturing Agnes because she was too out of it? Then again going off the text I get the sense this is more to scare the guard and any misery from Agnes is a bonus.