/utg/ - Undertale General

LETS DO IT AGAIN

no please

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i want to hug the lizard

that sure was a thread

sans and pupyrus

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Well, here is the first request.
Sans and Pap, burning down the previous thread.

WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS- i mean, thats very nice user, thank you for sharing

Those text hours that everyone was dreading wasn't that bad.

What 'cha drinkin', /utg/?

real worship hours

You're welcome!

yes, excellent, what a good way to remember this night

Sorrow.

Next, the Nihilist Sans request.

>edgegoat will never dom you

Pampering Asriel while treating him as an equal!

Pretty good!

better than mine at least

youtu.be/nzpZov-VFLk

Water. I'm not really in the mood for anything else right now.

Fine by me, I'm going to kiss this one

this user drowned before they could finish their sentence

Going on long walks with Asriel while holding his hand!

Next up, Hapsta and Blook dancing to some cool jams on the Television!
I'm glad you like it!
Thank you!
What does yours look like?

go back to your fucking discord

Asriel trying to impress you with acts of magic and his fantastic fashion sense!

flowey
thread
FLOWEY THREAD

fuck off monte

Asriel Googling themselves, I'm sorry it's not my best.

i wish asriel would come save me from this horrible world :(

I drew it in paint for fun. Probably some of my better work actually, but drawing with a mouse is hard.

Look at this cutie!

Sans and Pap, doing ordinary skeleton things!
I like it! It looks pretty good.

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i hate being an asrielfag

Taking Asriel out on a date!

Next........a confused Chara. I'm not comfortable drawing your original request, but I hope this one will suffice.

can I have a lizard

I'm sorry for your loss

i only have rabbits, sorry

I need to ask a question.
If Papyrus had his "hair" up like pic related in a fanfic, would it turn you away from reading?

Guess again. You don't even know who monte is.

me too i plan on shooting up a bunch of heroin on the 1 year anniversary of undertale. im hoping i will just wake up there. does anyone want to join me? im in nc and planning on going to grandfather mountain to do it its a really beautiful place

A normal Sans.

since it's a fic i would just try to pretend it's not there.

Yes. Yes I would.
That's some flaming-eye levels of shit.

I like you but your au of choice is still terrible, man

Better then a dadfag or a botfag

shut the fuck up frick

Ok, so it wouldn't stop you from reading?
Fantastic, thanks.

I give no fuck about who you are you nobody, get the fuck out of my general monte you fuck

And finally, Harlot and Sans enjoying tea and each others company. I know Sans isn't exactly sitting on her lap, but I hope this is okay.

>Slowly turn Asriel onto the idea of eating you
>He's very shy and doesn't admit to liking it in the beginning
>Eventually he agrees that the idea might be nice, as long as you enjoy it and aren't hurt and can come up at any time and that it wasn't sexual

What do you do

Sorry...

i mean, depends on the fic. i probably wouldn't be reading it in the first place but i try to ignore details i don't like in fics and make the best of it. but if i don't like the entire thing there's no helping it.

I'm monte

Make him absorb my soul

You care enough to use my name every other thread, it's pretty sweet, if anything.

hi monte

>No digestion
Why bother

Let him of course.

But hide from him the fact that you can't really eat somebody and not digest them.

I'm a hungry prince! Bring me lots of hamburgers and French fries and chicken nuggets, /utg/!

smol

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is there a reason youre proud of being a pedophile or what

don't apologize, my weird friend, you're allowed to like what you like

Order up

Sharing a bed with the goat in a completely platonic way because he's like 8

Also in this hypothetical ideal scenario I'm also like 8 as well as his brother cause a grown man sleeping next to an 8-year old is weird even if there's not molestation involved.

Why do you want to be digested by this goat user

would you fuck these?

friendly reminder that monte is a mexican pedophile who is dating a tranny and has had gay orgies with other asrielfags

>humans
no thank you

>This goat
I don't want to be digested by Asriel

I wish I was 8 years old again only this time I didn't have to go to school and my parents wouldn't argue or get mad at me

Yes

>fem-swapped everything
>alphys still a girl
No and no

what have you done to my beautiful lizard

All the ones that aren't underage yes.

Hey, thanks for doing all of the requests man.

>Chara

Shit, but we can fix it.

would let underfell papyrus fuck me desu

sans and grillby are the cutest

Then who do you want to be digested by

do you think burgerpants has a litterbox

whatever floats your goat user

>no robot
No.

But they are cute.

Well lets be honest user who wouldn't want to be digested by Asriel?

It would be literally perfect

Why are Asrielcucks so fucking retarded?

Monsters don't have bodily functions pervert

Maybe you should explain why it would be so good in detail.

>not liking Chara makes you retarded

Hmmmmmmmmm....

I wonder who's behind this post???