/ksg/ - Katawa Shoujo General

That's a cute girl.

I guess thay have to draw inspiration from somewhere right?

I'm gonna be signing off now.
Goodbye!

Night, sleep well.

sure.

real or drawn? agree either way

The drawn was a given.
I'm curious about the former, though.

Cum in my mouth and ass...

aimee mullins

Aaaaaahhhnn! It feels so goood~~

That really is a cute girl.
I'd like to say the real life Emi, but I have wishful thinking that she turns out more like her mother.

if she ever stops running, who knows? anyway, since it's 4:40 am here i'm off to bed. see you later, ksg

>real life Emi
Nah, she's too tall for that honestly.

>4am
G'night, dood.

Why sleep at that hour if you can start a new day instead?

Anyway, night!

I have you ever slept through the day in the middle of summer with nothing but the sun on your back?
It's fucking godly. Cat's know their shit.

Go to bed, Nurse.

Heheh

i left ksg 3 years ago to start a new life inspired by my one and always waifu, Lily.

I got a high paying job, moved out, got a GF and car, consoles, TVs, new clothes, new guitars.

Here I am 3 years later and still want to kill myself. Is success a meme?

I want him to go to my bed!~ I want him to fuck me stupid and cover me with cum!

>slept through the day in the middle of summer
Lord almighty I already feel bad just by reading this. I would wake up groggy, sweaty, with drool all over the pillow and my face and mouth feeling like after a night of hardcore drinking. No thanks.

Oh for fuck sake don't you have your grindr bullshit? Can you contain your faggotry there?

What would you rather be doing?

Your loss.

dunno man i honestly can't think of anything I want to do right now apart from sleep and browse Veeky Forums.

In that case. Welcome back to /ksg/.
It's always nice to have another sensible user with good taste around.

Look for a thing that you enjoy doing and start doing it. Even if it's something small, a hooby you truly enjoy will help. Or maybe just take a break and laze out, maybe that's what you need. Anyway welcome back

I see no loss in there, really. Me and daytime sleeping do not like each other.

>That feel when you will never taste the french vanilla flavor of Lilly's lips
>That feel when you will never give a sleeping Emi a piggyback ride home
>That feel when you will never feel Rin's lips caress your hands as you feed her oranges
>That feel when you will never gaze at the stars with Shizune
>That feel when you will never wake up next to Hanako and take her into a loving embrace
>That feel when you will never feel a sleeping Misha press her soft body against you as you kiss her candy scented hair

yeah maybe i went through a few nervous breakdowns at work. Maybe marketing wasn't the right field for a closet depressed autismo.

anyway thanks for the welcome

>Maybe marketing wasn't the right field
Perhaps not, but you're there now.

Anything you want to know about? Anything you remember from years past you want to know about?

did the UK meetup ever happen? how did it go?

Good evening, /ksg/. How is everyone tonight?

>that feel when you will never marry you're waifu

Judging by the big ol' sticker on the map. Yes it did.
I couldn't tell you how it went though.

G'evening, dood.
It goes well. You?

Things are alright. Anything fun happening?

Now that heavily depends on what you constitute as fun.

Well, you tell me what's going on, and I'll tell you i I think it's fun or not.

Homo-lusting, Bullying and 9/11.
Not at the same time, though.

Oh, well, I don't think any of those are fun...

I guess you just had to be there.

So, what are you going to do to make it fun?

Probably nothing, I'm not a very fun person...

Have you got any ideas?

>9/11
>you just had to be there.
Goddamn it kiwi.

My door is always open for chess.

Heh

And lose miserably? Tempting offer. Ah, maybe later, when I've woken up properly.

What did you lads have for breakfast? I'm starving, and want some ideas.

>Maybe later
I'm set to head to bed within the hour.

As for breakfast. I recently got some marmalade so I've been having toast out the ass.

Well, yeah, he's good.
Hot dogs with cheese. But not a bun, just the sausages baked with some cheese on top

Not funny!

Aw. Timezones are lame.

Homemade marmalade?

That's a bit weird for a breakfast food, isn't it? It sounds good though.

It is weird, but also quite filling. If I eat a breakfast like this at around 6am I don't need food until like 12:30-1pm

>Not funny!
Geez...
Once upon a time there was an attempt at a devastating event that would cause the destabilisation of the greatest nation in the world by eliminating it's entire political system and we remember this by blowing shit up and having a good time but I guess when it happens to Burgers we have to get all mopey about it.

>Homemade marmalade?
Nah, I don't have the resources anywhere near as readily available for me to warrant preserving and my preserves guy
1. Doesn't do jam
2. Doesn't do citrus.

What's the best way to take a shit outdoors?

Squatting and a handful of grass.

Tell me about sad event in history lad. Can't a man poke some fun at others?

Wipe your butt with ivy!

>spoiler
I do, when the time comes around.

What's the best way to take a shit indoors?

Squatting and a bidet.

Well that's exactly what I do! Often rude and tasteless but still.

Wipe with sandpaper!

What's the best way to shitpost about Shitzune?

Excellent!

Squatting an a picture of her.

[...]

Right?
Holy fuck it's getting hot again...

What's the best way to shave your balls, taint and buttcrack?

>tfw got half my bodyweight in new weights
Making Emi proud guys

I know you feel that way but not in front of everyone else.

A recommend squatting in the shower with a good, fresh razor.

Count Fistula might have a better answer.

I am honestly kind of curious myself as well...

Wait what?

Y-you mean you weren't going into heat again?

Epilating is my method of choice for butt hair. Don't epilate your cock and balls, kids!
Shaving in the shower works, shaving foam or gel works nicely too. Just pull your skin so it's nice and not wrinkly befor you go over it with a razor.

Fancy.

>Don't epilate your cock and balls, kids!
Care to tell us a story?

No, I was trying to say that it's 30 degrees outside (celsius, not freedom units) and I'm kind of warm in the labcoat.

Incredibly painful first of all, secondly the skin is very sensitive and ripping hairs out makes it bleed. A lot. Seriously kids, I'm talking from experience here. Don't. I couldn't fap for a week.

>labcoat
Sexy...

I know what you meant.
Strange though, aren't you meant to be heading into autumn?

Sounds like tons of fun. Then again what's not fapping for a week to you?

>Sexy...
Hey! That's my line! You get your whore-hands off him!

I just rip the hair off

Who was the best jazz saxophonist of the 1950's?

>heading into autumn
I wish, but the weather is kind of fucked up recently and we're getting some heat waves this week apparently. Oh how I long for a nice autumn...

Please no

Me.

How strange.

>Please no
ONE TWO THREE FOUR, I DECLARE A FAG WAR!

Hey there cutie, looking for a warm place toy stay the night? My ass is big enough for two...

What's the best way to cook boneless and skinless chicken breasts?

>strange
Yeah, it kinda sucks too. I love autumn, it feels very cozy. Everything is slowing down, weather is slowly getting colder, yes, but it's still really pleasant to go outside. And even if you're staying home you can enjoy a nice comfy evening. Even the rain feels comfy, quietly tapping against the window.
Though I am afraid that this year's autumn will be lacking. Better than last year for sure, but still somehow incomplete.

>My ass is big enough for two...
Thus begs the question on my mind for a few day.
How did you get to where you are?
Did you see something and say 'I want to do that.' or was it more of a (and perhaps still is) gradual thing where you keep going until you can't?

Squatting next to a frying pan with onion, mixed veges, some udon noodles, soy sauce and sweet chilli.

I'd be inclined to agree with you if it weren't for the winds that plague us. Then again that could be said for any season here.

It basically started when I first stumbled across anal fisting in porn - thought it was incredibly hot and wanted to be able to do it. Now that I'm there I'm just kind of figuring out how far I can stretch my ass without wrecking it.

I miss Reifriend so much.

I saved a picture that he might like...

I miss Reifriend too...

>winds that plague us
The hell are you people eating over there...

>warm place toy stay the night
Well seeing the last warm place germans offered to someone...

We didn't deserve him.

I remember the first time I stumbled upon it. Can't say I took to it with the same aspirations, though.
Any particular favourites?

>without wrecking it.
That is the name of the game although a relative term. I mean what's a little prolapse on the the road to busting your pelvis from the inside?

>The hell are you people eating over there...
Hangi, bro.

>the last warm place germans offered to someone... Resulted in the start of a bloody road on the way to islamistation.

>you will never fuck Fistula until he cums really hard totally handsfree
Why do I even bother getting up in the morning?

>prolapse
No no no. I value my continence highly, I don't want to damage myself for a fetish.
Roxy Raye and Proxy Paige are my favourites by far.

L-lewd...

Good choices. Although someone about the former's face unnerves me and the latter sohuld a page out of Shizune's book.
I was always more partial to HKJ.

>Hangi
Sounds funny.

>spoiler
Right. My bad.

>Proxy Paige
She'd be kinda cute if not for the crazy hairstyles or even crazier colours. Especially since she went a little chubby.

HKJ is wayyyy too skinny for my taste, she almost looks like an auschwitz survivor to me. She can do some amazing things though...
Oh, I forgot - Elmer's wife is way up there on my list too.

>Someone
>sohuld
Something and should, respectively.

I think that's a pretty good reason to head to bed.

>Sounds funny.
It should do, It's maori but not unlike anything you'd see in Europe. Just an underground cooking method.

>crazy hairstyles or even crazier colours
Oh right, that too.

>wayyyy too skinny for my taste, she almost looks like an auschwitz survivor to me.
Figured as much but it does do wonders for distention.

>She can do some amazing things though...
She most certainly can, hence why she ranks top for me.

>Elmer's wife
Never heard of her. I'll keep an eye.

Anyway, G'night doods!
See you all tomorrow.

STOP THIS RIGHT NOW i managed to go three weeks without porn but relapsed a couple of days ago because of discussion like this

HKJ is too much for me to be honest. Plus she's rather unattractive.

Night kiwi, sleep well.

Night man, hope no one kills you in your sleep.

Oh, you haven't seen nothing yet if you haven't seen Dirtygardengirl. That stuff gets real nasty I tell you, she makes HKJ look like an amateur. Too much even for me.