Go outside

>go outside
>see this girl doing this with your car
What do?

Tell her she missed a bit

Bowl of eggs.

Give her a bowl of eggs

Give her a drink to wash down all the brake dust

Aske her if needs help. If she is out of it call authorities. If she is just joking around laugh and drive away.

>She's licking a Honda

desu I'd actually shoot her, then myself for owning a Honda

>Honda owners with guns
You sure thought that one through

What?

do the same to her ass

Ask her why she is licking my twingo.

Take pic from my balcony and report for suspicious activity.

Duct tape and rope.
Princess carry her to my bedroom and start a family.

replace the wheel with my penis

call her disgusting and wonder what mental illness she has

Remind her that the cold inflation pressure is 36 PSI.

Have sex

Don't worry because the asbestos in the brake dust will kill her slowly

>havent washed my car in a month
>wheels have no clear coat and caked in brake dust
>this

What the fuck is the retarded girl from down the street doing, I thought her parents kept track of her.

tell her shes lucky that I just washed it

Call an ambulance.

Grab a beer and watch the show.

Call Animal Control.

Poop on her feet

marry her

for some reason this feels like an established catch phrase while it isn't

Offer her a bowl of macaroni, and eggs.

if rwd do a burnout
if fwd ask her if she'd like to have sex with a black man while I silently observe her from a dark lit corner.

This is the correct answer

my dogs piss on my car wheels

Tell her if she doesn't do that to my dick I'll stop the atoms

We think you're pathetic for shitting on a brand. It makes it obvious you know nothing about cars

Fuck her. Shes retarded.

Tell her to get the fuck away from my car and get her ass back to the mental hospital where she belongs