/kfg/ - Killing Floor General

I'm looking for something similar but with Berserker instead.

I switch between Classic and Lt. Masterson for the most part.

I've seen that left before

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4K hour KF1 douchebag here again, does anyone have any questions about KF1 or anything in general relating to it?

THOTS THE STUF

mami?!

Hey guys, I've got 5k hours in KF1, if you have any questions about anything super technical I'm your man.

Posers, but good attempt to revive thread.

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but does kf1 fag has 4k hours in kf2???!!

>poser

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>He posts a Free! image and asks for tits
>Not wanting Boi pucci instead
>Especially considering the image

Die

boypussy is nice too

>poser

STOP

proceed

>wake up
>open /kfg/
>

dick size

Decided to get back into KF2, haven't played since the Sharpshooter patch.

Question: How do I build the Firebug now?

The microwave gun sucks now
Get napalm, Just one puff into a large group and you can pretty much melt them. Even husks.
Just dont go full retard and piss off scrakes or fleshpounds cause you cant do jack shit to them.

Napalm
Buy an off perk gun that isn't shit like the Kriss.

That's it.

>not using the trenchgun
???

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>Implying anyone cares

>unironically suggesting trench trash
No.

Does anyone have the webms of the old teleporting Zeds? I want to relive some old memories.

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nice emem

I got this as well, volume warning

puu.
sh/r8ReB/d740d9510b.webm

i dont have footage but sometimes i see zeds straight up teleporting in front of my face

Its perfectly viable though, just use range!

>it took months and months plus this meme webm for the devs to even understand teleporting was a problem

Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
You wouldn't believe how many times I died on HoE to teleporting sirens.

I still die a lot to them because they love to spawn right around the corner, in groups

Oy folks!
Haven't played for a few months, but the frustration in my life brought me back to butchering zeds.
I see there have been quite a lot of updates since then.
Zerker still good?

Everyone is good

Massacre or Smash?

Does eviscerator's melee count as light?

Smash, Massacre does nothing

I don't think so

Massacre doesn't even work.

Doesn't even work, how long has it been like that?

At least you can bounce over crawlers now.

>evicerator blades don't even do any damage after they bounce
Why? I'm not talking about hitting the same zed more than once, I'm talking about harmlessly bouncing a blade off the floor into a Scrake's skull.

>firebug good

>Crack and decide to buy one key for a USB I got
>Failed to reach item servers several times

Neat.

has anyone else had a broken key ? i brought a key about 4 days ago and have been getting this error every time i try to use it, and after 3 days of contacting tripwire's support i have heard nothing back

Stay tuned.

Try out these maybe, not sure if they work support.tripwireinteractive.com/KB/View/678-usb-or-crate-does-not-open-with-correct-key

Play a game with other people, then try again. It worked for me.

Is there an album of these?

how do you get the bosses to focus on you as a zerk? everytime i try to "zerk tank" them they literally just run away or around me to try and hit someone else and no matter how much i hit them they wont stop same with scrakes and fp

You don't. Zed aggro is random, they just pick a target within a large range and chase for a while. If you've ever gotten the camera to first person Hans or something while spectating you'll see how it just locks the camera on some random fucko and runs in a straight line for 5-10 seconds then picks a different fucko in the opposite direction.

Just murder them before anything happens to the person they're chasing, try to body block, and use chokepoints so even if they target someone else they'll just walk right into your and stand still with their retarded Artificial "Intelligence".

Can someone repost the homemade KF2 track of the previous thread? I deleted my history.

why nobody plays versus?

Nobody fucking asked for it.

Reminds me of PoE and how the devs added a shitty PEE VEE PEE mode that nobody asked for except maybe a few people in their echo chamber that wanted to turn the game into the latest ebin esport.

soundcloud.com/lemmyrodul/kf22kfg/s-BvbCn

Why don't you reach Archive through the Catalog first?

>memes

Which and why.

>finally find out EVERYTHING that's broken on KF-Pripyat is because I used the foliage tool to place trees
>realize this means I need to place 3000+ grass piles, 500+ trees, and 2000+ shrubs BY HAND

firebug is done. what perk do i max next /kf2g/ ?

Funslinger

Support

Berserker
___________________because___________:^)____

funslinger it is, good night kf2g, i have some sleeping todo

Destroyer has a greater radius multiplier, a damage multiplier, and an effect that persists beyond the zed time which can net extra kills.

Mad Bomber doesn't affect ongoing reloads and you need the reload perk anyway if you want to use that zed time for more than a single reload.

Destroyer of Worlds because there's nothing it doesn't do. 1.5x damage, no damage falloff, 35% increased radius, auto panic anything, small trash killing poison cloud, explode at any range with no self damage.

The other one gives 25% increased radius, and you can barely even shoot one extra RPG without mass extensions.

Destroyer of Worlds, so I can enjoy hearing Megumeme screaming during zed time

can you post hours played? i want to know how long it takes to get to this point

I want to /ss/ healslut

and now its stuck in the game and they cant do anything about it

Do you think they'll ever bring back solo offline map mutators?

kilo...

>that one guy that likes kf2s soundtrack and hasnt replaced it
whats his story?

It's me and I have no story.

Too much effort

>WE... WE'LL FIX THE ZED SPAWNING U GUISE
>NE..NEXT PA....PATCH PROMISE

Bullshit.

They still spawn 10 ft away.

Stupid as shit.

Fucking tripwire can't even release proper content but churn out bullshit cosmetics

why did I do this

>Ana

because it's only fun to play as zeds

wtf

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>Copy+Paste is too much effort

Thanks

I lost my mind, thanks

Wow i just saw a firefly crash into a web and the spider rolled the fucker in web and ate him

Fucking brutal

CRAAAAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIN

How long until Napalm gets nerfed and Firebug becomes completely shit?

Never, Napalm is working as they intended!