SMITE General /smgen/

>lying in bed as she turns you over
>she bites your ear and you feel a chill
>her lukewarm hands running down your back and grazing your asscheeks
>you hear her getting in position and feel a thick, long weight on your ass
>she spits on your asshole
>her head is warmer than the rest of her and you feel it entering
>the mixture of cold and warm makes it feel so good
>she's almost 7 inches deep when she pulls out, and sits back
>you turn your head to ask why when you feel her slam her meat inside you with the force of 1000 jotun
>she is pounding you so hard that the bed board is cracking
>you scratch your nails into the bed but take it because you love her and love how it feels
>her massive cock is getting warmer and warmer
>you push your ass back on her so she knows to cum inside
>after a few more hard, sweaty strokes you feel her cock twitching
>the Avalanche is coming
>she pumps three last times and lets out a mighty scream that can be heard from the mountains
>your ass is filled with the evidence of her love and you feel it dripping out onto the bed
>she falls on your back, sweaty and spent, kissing you before falling asleep

s-stop

slow nerf to ~15-20, otherwise fine.
Shen's squishy.
ymir is literally a non-threat.

What about Ymir should be nerfed? Maybe his damage. He's babbie's first guardian so his tankiness is necessary.

This general is overwhelmingly bisexual, and I can't tell what's serious and what's ironic. Though it doesn't really matter.

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Threadly reminder hues are among us.

We should make our own Esports team, and show the 20 people watching the true power of our memes.

I could make a better jungler than the Hun Batz during last year's finals of the SWC.

Let's do it.

She is fucking adorable. What do you build on her.

>the Avalanche is coming
everytime

Xth for Tyr, the greatest husbando

i'm barra levels of farmer as an adc, count me in.

Neith mid is a shitty meme.

If you want to be with Scuola you have to be into vore.

I would like to be the team cheerleader.

Not that user but that is literally my fetish. Gonna have to head to deviant art and look for some of that involving Scylla when I get home.

He is pretty handy.

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You look pretty shaken up. Let me lend you a hand.

Not that user, but you should probably stop bucko

Sorry, I just have so many puns on call.

I want to _____ Terra's _____ with my _____.

enter
vagina
entire body

hug, body, body

I want to feel Terra's abs with my hands.

hold
hand
hand

DELET THIS

HiRez jews keep working on most retarded ways of robbing people of money. Now they decided to make voicpacks for characters in paladins paid despite them being available for free for a year already.

I don't care but I'm wondering what it would be like to sniff her balls while jacking her off.

I said it ages ago that those voice packs would never stay free. It was so obvious i'm surprised people are shocked.

Best girl coming through. She even has her own theme song...what's not to love?

youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

She's definitely not a smart girl though.

Moisten
Penis
Tongue

Asking again since Skadi pasta overtook me. How should I be building Amaterasu?

smart bird*

ahh fuck I forgot what I was going to say

Bird girl*

oh yeah, can I get platinum rank in just one game mode to get all of the rewards or do I have to get platinum in joust/conqu/duel to get them all?

just one mode is fine

>tfw you want to fuck Jing Wei but even if you could you'd be arrested for statutory rape and go to soap dropping land

There should be a license to give consent that you take a test to pass; my younger brother of age 17 is much more responsible than my older brother of age 22, and its all absurd to me.

ty friend

Why would you want to fuck such an underdeveloped girl?

Can I get an invite to EU clan? BuseWhan is name

FOR FUCK SAKE HIREZ WHOS BOIPUSSY DO I GOTTA SCREW TO GET A GOOD MATCHMAKING

you have to fuck a bear cave to get good matchmaking, fucking boipussy doesn't get you nothing, you need to feel pain to feel good

>Shen
>Squishy

wut.

>taking the bait

Does anyone want to get a referral system going?
Anyone want to swap codes? If we get this going we can all get the Tyr skin and gems if we get enough people.

ahh fuck I can't believe you've done this

Why can i not choose what form i switch into with wukong?
It seems pretty useless when it comes to a skill based game.
Team fight - switch into seagul
Need to escape - switch into lion
Wtf????
Why???

Seagull is your best form. Use it to gank tanks.

Smite on PS4 has has the same fucking MOTD for three fucking days in a row. HIREZ, I'M FUCKING TIRED OF HOARDER YOU CUNTS, PICK SOMETHING ELSE

who can awilix grab? hades?

THE POWER OF
LATAM
A
T
A
M

Anyone who jumps into the air. Odin, Fenrir, Ravana, Kali, Ullr, and a bunch of others. They have to be in the air for it to work though.

>Anyone who jumps into the air
>lying on the internet

Anyone with a leap, or who has been knocked up.

>not lying on the Internet

I bet you kiss girls.

gr8 b8 m8

Awillix can pull Scylla and Hades.

You can't pull Ravana, shitter

>me cringe
>solo queue conquest
>everyone's picking their roles just fine
>pick carry and lock in Medusa as everyone else has already picked their role
>support picks Athena
>ATHENA
>REEEEEEEEE YOU MADE ME A HIDEOUS SNAKE
>put on mic and hiss and growl at Athena
>match starts
>constantly shooting her, let her fight off xp camps on her own
>finally get my ult
>ymir and skadi are pushing while she has very low health
>if I ult them I can buy her enough time to escape
>ult her instead
>laugh as she dies
>recall to base and start shooting her again as she respawns
>stay afk
That'll fucking teach that "Goddess of Wisdom" shit before she goes ruining more lives.

(You)

Really?
Does the bird shit in the gaurdians eye and then piss in their mouth giving them the bird flu....slowly draining their health till they die?

Thanks man. I really needed that one.

Poolparty jing wei worth getting? doesn't seem attractive desu but the vp seems funny

just wait til the odyssey friendo

but I was gonna spend all my gems on the odyssey chest thats out right now

If you like it get it, skins preferences are subjective.

This has to be bait

That's the Greatest Hits chest, the Odyssey comes out tomorrow

Not him but I emptied out that chest too. What's bait about it?

No. HiRez should implement that though.
PAY ATTENTION PONPON OR FDOT!

>mfw I win with a team full of jajas

Any move that is considered a leap, as long as they are not CC immune during it.

Even though Scylla, Hades and Izanami's escapes go underground, by the coding, they are considered leaps and thus can be grabbed, unless they use beads or have Magi's Blessing active.

WHAT'S A GOOD ADC BUILD ?
YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME OH I'VE SEEN BARRACUDA BUILD DEVO WARRIOR TABI QUIN SAIS ICHAIVAL WIND DEMON AND TITAN'S BANE

OR TRANSCENDANCE WARRIOR TABI ASI QUIN SAIS EXECUTIONER DEATHBRINGER

THIS A VERY GOOD DPS POWER CURVE FIGHTING POTENTIAL AND OBJECTIE DAMAGE BUILD YOU'LL TELL ME RIGHT THIS IS HOW YOU BUILD SMARTLY RIGHT ? PROFESSIONALLY RATIONALLY DESIGNED BUILD FOR COMPETITIVE GAMING RIGHT

THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY FUCKING SPIC PIECE OF SHIT THAT BUILDS BLOODFORGE FATALIS MASAMUNE ODYSSEUS BOW DEATHBRINGER AND MALICE ENDS UP 30-0 ? WHY DO THEY BUILD LIKE SHIT BUT STILL GET STUPID SCORES ?
AREN'T THOSE SHIT ITEMS FOR HUNTERS ? HOW COME THEY TWO SHOT EVERYTHING ?

>Smitten had another miscarriage and lost twins this time
poor girl , thats 3 dead babies in less than 6 months.

i blame the stress of having to play with Latam players, fucking hirez.

>doing something just because some streamer does it
Just do you user. I never follow what others do unless it just so happens I have the same build.

>qualifying conq
>I'm the only one not feeding
>our ADC told me to stop """saving""" people
>mfw I'm supp
>3-11 Bellona jungle saying "I wish we had a support"
>even when I'm saving two people in mod with

Why is this general always so fuckin dead? the hell's going on?

no1 wants to talk to a bunch of gays

>next match
>Hel adc
Dodging queue in ranked doesn't count as a loss for qualifying, does it?

THE
POWER
OF
LATAM
A
T
A
M

I solo queue'd when I qualified and played with people like this. Got placed in silver 3, won 6 lost 4 games. It's hard to say where you'll end up.
I enjoy playing support myself, my most played role in season 2, but don't play support below gold 2/1. I learned that if you want to carry yourself out of shitter games you'll have to learn to jungle or mid. Then in plat and up it's actually rewarding to play support.

Guys how do I build Ullr? If I build AA his early game is shit, and if I build ability based his late game is homo.

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Transcendence, Warrior Tabi, whatever.

Just lost 2 games in joust to furfags ama.
Queueing up with 3 people should not be allowed.

literally who cares