/egg/ - Engineering Games General - Formerly /svgg/

WALL 2.0 SOON Edition
previous ded: Corneroids, Space Engineers, Starmade, Avorion, From the Depths, Factorio, REM, Robocraft, Machinecraft, Garry's Mod, Wayward Terran Frontier, Battlefleet Engineer, Automation, BossConstructor, Homebrew, Besiege, Infinifactory, Scrap Mechanic, GearBlocks, and anything else welcome. Also, all these games are ded. Only ded games may join, otherwise they must have their own thread.

WebM for retards:
>gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter.git

List of currently known and vaguely not as dead /egg/ games (this list is not fully inclusive and if you think a game might belong here, feel free to ask):
>Space Engineers
>StarMade
>Avorion
>From the Depths
>Factorio
>REM
>Robocraft
>Homebrew - Vehicle Sandbox
>Besiege
>Infinifactory
>Scrap Mechanic
>Robot Arena 2
>KOHCTPYKTOP: Engineer of the People
>Algodoo
>Empyrion - Galactic Survival

Games that are definitely not /egg/:
>minecraft
>machinecraft
>you-know-what

Information about these games, such as where to get them if they're not on steam, trailers, /egg/ conquered/hosted servers, and other shit can be found in this pad:
public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/eggames

OP pad for future /ded/s
public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/eggop

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/48Of-5VcNWs
youtu.be/-FmAUwojQcE
youtube.com/watch?v=iQiw_Kg6nh8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>not homebrew spam in the OP
>still repeat the names and dont put the info links on them
You fucked up.

>not Brain Scorcher Eddition
I am disappoint.

REMINDER
that the infolinks take up way too much fugging space, leave no room for absorbtion, and they're better off in the pad.

>Wayward Terran Frontier, Battlefleet Engineer, Automation, BossConstructor

>Machinecraft
Games that are definitely not /egg/:
>machinecraft

>three threads
Oh, for fuck's sake.

Don't tell me what to do.

8th for hbg

>inb4 bit dot ly links in the next OP

hey so
what's you-know-what

The one with cat dick and snake poop

hm. i guess no one's using the other threads


guess this is the next one

yea, the thrird abortion in a row.

mine was the first :^)

nth for NO CLONED SOLDIERS ALLOWED

ced, someone wants a thing

IDGAF at this point. ty for that

Daily reminder to... Fuck, I forgot

And the worst

>Daily reminder to remember the daily reminder.

...

>abortion
Speaking of which, how's it going? When's the initial pirateable ""release""?

What part can't you understand of NEVER FORGET?

>wayward terran frontier, battlefleet engineer, automation, bossconstructor
hmmm
Who added these to the OP?
What are they anyways?

youtu.be/48Of-5VcNWs CED PLS

..oh right, th- that one

All this FtD posting kinda makes me want to get back into it
Fuck

because I have nothing better to do
>pentagon wars criticizes the bradley for:
>not having as much armor as an MBT, and being killable by MBTs
>having a 25mm cannon in a turret (which it calls a "tank gun") instead of an unarmored 20mm
>having anti-tank missiles (a "rocket launcher" as it says)
>having a capacity of 6 soldiers (one less than the BMP or BTR, and which was later upgraded to 7 anyway)
>being able to act as a scout vehicle with very slight modifications, and by being "huge" for a scout vehicle (half a meter taller than russian IFV/carriers)

whoever wrote that genuinely had no idea what an IFV was or was supposed to do, and was apparently unaware that it was and is pretty standard in modern militaries. the design process may have been silly, but it's ultimately irrelevant if the final product turned out well, which it did.

but what am I talking about, an M113 with a 20mm on a swivel mount definitely would have been a better choice; americans are stupid and the warrior/marder/BMP/etc. don't exist.

I still think this is an incredibly bad and hard-to-read letter system which would suit the Corpus better as well because square geometry and aesthetics; you can probably get the hang of it but it seems like a pain in the ass. Plus, it can't be simplified (past cutting off the solid bar) or made elegant (past rounding).

...

Neat.

>second row

>not cuneiform master race

...

Live, dammit

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brrt

Fellow Warbrosians:

How many shields do you typically outfit your things with? Primarily trying to see how overkill/not overkill I've gone.

My medium large ship has 100k shields

green = counters
red = addition cogs
blue = subtraction cogs
purple = start of carry mechanism
pink = drivers (not connected)

Good night /egg/

I love how most efficient designs are often turn out to be some form of svastika.

me = confused

Why is there no game/sim/sandbox like Algodoo in full 3D?

We shouold get together and have a death race with barbarian mod

I dunno man, I've tried only a couple but they're generally laggy and shit last time I checked.

I guess because 2D is so much more accessible to the public, and 3D is kept for industry stuff so it's not designed for recreation.

figs

>When your crotch is on fire off the shoulder of Orion

I like this bote. Got more pics?

but it's not a hydrofoil

>look down
>up facing thruster in the chest burn your head

This looks like Eikester's decoration pack and the Deadtech Messhall pack. Good to see Empyrion finally has something close to that. Can you lay down in those beds? Because in Spengies, you can.

Could be worse. Could've fallen for cupholder meme.

Exuberant, I am seeing multiple, broken medium small ships consisting of hundreds of blocks just adrift in space at various speeds. I am deleting those, not because I am "deleting your ships", but because you seeming ly had an accident. Contact me with a blueprint if you want that put back in or build a new one.

>try to drink from the straw
>its not a fucking straw

I made a lightly armored small particle cannon to use as Anti-air (With mixed results) and the armor made it into a swastika.

Maid engineering when

>machinecraft

but are there cacti?

>cacti
Its easy to make.

>Why is there no game/sim/sandbox like Algodoo in full 3D?
But user, there is Autodesk Inventor!

>free trial

I'm getting on this shit as soon as I finish these assignments

Why did Marv turn into a skeleton?

Because he touched the electrified sink trying to was his eyes from the paint.
He resurfaced, old as fuck, with a huge ass spider in a bucket.

But if he's so dumb, how did he get a job piloting a nuclear bomber 8 years later?

Thats jail man.
Some go for the booty and some for the knowledge.

>reading Starmades forums

Christ this is some of the most condensed autism Ive ever seen. Its a giant autistic circle jerk between the small group of posters and admins/mods/devs.

And they seem to drive anybody who doesnt agree with them away.

No wonder the games ded. The devs only hear the voices and opinions of the most autismo of autists, because anybody else is chased out with pitchforks and torches for trying to casualize their game.

No wait I get it. It's the skin, man. Thermal insulation. His brainstem bus was throttling to avoid overheating. Once he was free from those constraints he could run full clock.

That shit wasnt used since egipt.
Go and find someone who knows about that, let alone, tell you about.
You sure its the skin?

Humans are warm blooded animals. They have thermal insulation layers all over the place to keep the chemical reactions running and the nerve bus electrically conductive. If you rip the skins, you become a skeleton. Skeletons have no blood and need not concern themselves with such silliness.

Does anyone want to leave ZF a fucking-off-forever gift?

>If you rip the skins
Oh, I see.

But humans were the first in killing a bear an use its skin as coat, instead of die of freezing for millions of years to evolve a real coat.
But something happened, and we end up cheating evolution.
Gee i wonder who was behind that chromosome.

You have extra chromosome

>But something happened, and we end up cheating evolution.
Fuck yeah. Should've went for hairless biped with opposable thumbs, Mr. Bear. Better luck next time.

we all have 2 pair less than monkeys.
I dont know what causes to try to go back to 24 pairs.

>I dont know what causes to try to go back to 24 pairs.
what?

Anyways, chromosome number varies wildly in entire animal kingdom, and changes can happen any time.

>chromosome fusion happens just like that

>what is crossing-over
Man, life is so fucking fragile, one fuckup can make you snow-white or turn you into one huge bone

So, we are a living refined CLANG.
Now i feel better.

Yeah man. Look at the blood vessel patterns on your arms. There is no plan, they just veer out haphazardly for no reason. Your left arm is different from your right and every human has his own uquie pattern.

>ywn engineer a sled that's pulled by a pack of wolves/cyberdogs/barbarians

ded thread

commence slavposting

I should update those mods so they give more obnoxious Warbros references, eh?

>"Welcome aboard your Warbros Sparky MkII, made for the Warbros Server."

Fuck that looks comfy.

>Fuck that looks comfy.
Bobik is the opposite of comfy. But it gets the job done.

what game

Stalker.
Call of Pripyat if i recognize overload icon properly

>just a 1-1 redesign of the English alphabet
Neat symbols shit language

Create the symbols based on the noises the speakers make
Create a new grammar system for the language
Then and only then should you create the dictionary

Correction: a cipher

Call of chernobyl with hud mod by some user (meme hud?) and OWR3 if memory serves

Names, in chronological order:

Shadow of Chernobyl.
Clear Sky.
Call of Pripyat.
2 ;_;7

Oblivion lost (SHoC engine)
Lost alpha
Call of chernobyl

FREEZE

SPACE POLICE

Up yours copper
[jump drive comes alive in the distance]

*you were surrounded*
Pssh, nothing personnel... criminal..
*unsheathes stunbaton*
your already... under arrest

"You're all about to make a fool
of yourself" goes the Space Police.
"Cause you're about
to negate the rules"
Watch out for the Space Police.

The small, rusty barge fired maneuvering thrusters to dodge the EMP blast. With a spike on the radiation sensors, the main reactor sputtered to heightened animation, as energy crept into the shields. The gyroscope whined, as the ship tilted to further assist to evasive maneuver.

"Tell them to fuck off, initiate breakout protocol." growled the captain.
"They got more than those EMPs trained on us, you sure you wanna sit like a hare and wait the pounce?"
"Twist her. 10 seconds is gonna be fine. Shields' gonna hold."

The barge kept it's rotation, as the jump drives spooled, a random location set. A short jump, only to get out of range. Weaved, faintly blue hexagons began coating the vessel, in anticipation of the reprimandation to come.

"Nose down, full throttle, slam the Hydros."

*uncloaks*
*fires Guided Automatic Suspect Suppression Device*

you can't shield yourself from the arm of the LAW

youtu.be/-FmAUwojQcE

youtube.com/watch?v=iQiw_Kg6nh8