/srg/ /srg/ /srg/

Real nigga hours who up senpai

its more like having to reset 30 minutes in because a boss pattern totally fucks you over but still slappin down a thick word on this

thanks for the late response!

What the heck is this shading supposed to be?

KronicSauce(our guy) vs literally who

Dare I say we win?

shit i just got effing EXPOSED!!

do we hate squid?

who?

our guy pie finally got 10k followers on twitter :3

he literally bought 5,000 followers last year to get "big". don't believe pie's lies.

Can someone link me the latest /srg/ hatelist?

No, It's just NKR obsessively posting about him for 2+ years.

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who is we?

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>was
is he ded?

good luck getting a job narcismo

How will he afford girl pills?

Soylent is expensive

special shoutouts to the redditbro who copied the drama pastebin!!
pastebin.com/w5bHjh4d

>$1488
Is he signalling?

It says $14800 you fag.

cybercuck on suicide watch right now after getting BTFO by an aids patient who unironically "speedruns" JRPGs.

baided for this exact respond

lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo

Would you let him succ

off yourself tranny fuck

I would just to say I did

off yourself tranny fuck

disgusting

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anyone
STREAM

What is people's opinion on seeing the Marathon trilogy at AGDQ? I submitted the entirety. I'm hoping that me having WR on the first and third game in the series will be a positive.

I'm hoping the fact that it was made by Bungie and will bait Halo fanboys into donating to this shitshow will be a positive.

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>page 10

this is what happens when I don't post in the thread.

dead

wow look at all this pathetic nerdy bitching about the former WORLD RECORD holder of FF4, one of the greatest speedgames of all time. Did you guys forget that Crumps is our boi? Cereth is just a sellout beta, finally gathering up the "courage" to write this pastebin but then immediately put it on private. You can tell who's the alpha here.

You can't speedrun JRPGs

Crumps just got BOPPEDDD

come back croni we'll stop bullying you

yeah

thanks for the late response!

fuck you tranny enabler

She's really pretty here, but not related to speedrunning.

Can we please talk about speedrunning and not Narci?

thanks for the late response!

epic post, m8

did retro off himself?

i hope so

true. speedruns over 2 hours long are not speedruns.

I beat my 2:12:47 time by 16 minutes
is it a speedrun now?

Cran kept da doggy from goin down

Dude is a beast

twitter.com/soothingplumtea/status/775735673831784448

based posts irrelevant tweets user

thank you for the irrelevant trannyposting

plum isn't a tranny?????

uh huh sure

y'all anons got any WORLD RECORDS lately?

what games are you running?

what games are you learning/routing?

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wonder why twitch told him to stop being weird

vid.me/Zlut

>I accepted my past success as MINE. I set myself free. does that make me evil??? have I made a mistake somewhere,,
what did it mean by this?

why did the good things happen to narcissa, but the bad things happened to cosmo?

I'm not big into psychology, but it sounds like cognitive dissonance

it means it needs to smoke a bit less marijuana

the official speedgamer hierarchy:

CLINT STEVENS
ClintStevens

GOD GAMER
Callumbal
Carcinogen
Gari
Zoast
Cygfer

COMPETENT
SkeletonBill
Ion
Chibi
Trihex
Pie
Peaches

PATHETIC WASHED UP HAS-BEEN
zfg
Siglemic
Cereth
Cosmo

KILL YOURSELF
squid
Any questions?

i should be in god gamer

trannies love to rewrite & mythologize their life history

like the depression that every teenage male goes through in high school gets reinterpreted as the result of struggling with fitting into the wrong gender role, and a single instance of playing with Barbies as a child becomes evidence of a lifetime of immutable female gender identity

I have wr in a rts game that I'm the only runner. I post my splits everytime I pb. No one says anything though lol.

sounds to me like they're looking for an excuse to pin all the bad things about their life on

even I'm not THAT pathetic
you soldier on, not try to claim that the game was rigged

Don't tell her what to do.

>you soldier on, not try to claim that the game was rigged
t. cis white male blind to his own privilege

>her

bit sexist/racist that lad
might have to call the rozzers

inxtransition

we're not telling it what to do, we're just telling it that we don't like what it's doing

>SkeletonYo (a reference to the time Bill unironically subbed to Trihex and told him to "get that pb, yo")
>competent
Biggest bait on the whole list, and that's saying something

"it" is dehumanizing, call him by his proper pronoun

it is accurate tho

calling him what he wants to be called is playing is enabling his self destructive behaviour
I will not do it, out of compassion

Have we figured out how Arcus can stream 10h daily yet?

since Cosmo is intent on turning itself into a perfectly stereotypical woman-object, I am just treating it with the level of objectification that it desires

>tfw only 4 people run my speedgame
>tfw 3 of them are me under pseudonyms

daily long streaming sessions are standard for brainless grind monkeys. just look at liquidxmonkey, he does at least 16 hours a day

I like her hairstyle that covers her forehead better desu

goopygarbanzo detected

i said to call him by his proper pronoun, not to call him what he wants to be called.

what the fuck are you talking about

GGers see ALL women as objects, though. The problem with Cosmo is that he wants to become exactly the sort of agency-free "haha im just a girl lol ;)" sex object which he believes is the definition of a woman

>HER
that's his male hairline. High testosterone men have that characteristic

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