I am sexually attracted to American landbarges

I am sexually attracted to American landbarges.

THICC

Same

WANT IT NAUUUUUUUUU!!!!

you are not alone, personally i'm more a caddy man

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you are not alone, personally
i'm more a yachting man

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Do you call her Bertha?

80's caddies were truly their peak

Does the 90's lincoln count?

I've owned multiple and now I have come back with a Mercury wagon. They're fun and get comparable gas mileage to that of a Suburban. You have to accept that you will never be able to corner. But nothing will ever beat a barge on a comfyness level on a boulevard cruise.

The butt definitely does.

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i agree

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That's a '70s Caddy, and even by then they've already turned into caricatures of themselves.

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Where the buicks at?

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they are coming

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How reliable are these old American Land Yachts?

Very little electronic fuckery to go bad, so assuming you can work on a 76 liter engine, bretty good. The worst thing for these cars is rust. Mechanicals for the most part will hold up with proper maintenance.

I'm not familiar with American Landbarges, senpai. What car is this?

buick riviera

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I prefer Russian ones

disgusting

Who isn't?

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>tfw no wagoneer to cherish

There's literally no reason to live

coming out is the 1st step

Im sure your family will accept your degeneracy

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>Russian
Worse than Chevy

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gotta have that corinthian leather

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itt: stupid fucking cars & 75 year olds

>tfw no Broughnchero

post buspass

That just means you're a cool dude, opie.

pretty much
these are some of the worst cars ever

confirmed for low test

fatty fuckers need to go

Not strictly a barge but I really want an El Camino.

t. europoor

Why not a Cadillac?

theyre pretty garbage

I had a G-Body and an A-Body one

its like you want a shitty car and a shitty truck

its not good for anything

because ford

i do not disagree.
the ranchero seems even harder to understand.
you could order a 429 cobrajet in it.
thats right, ram air and all.

but what the fuck could you do with that much engine? could never dream of launching it, no weight in the back, and leaf springs that would hop if you looked at them the wrong way. axle hop was notorious in the ranchero

I've never driven one, I just like the look. I've never even seen one IRL. I did see this the other day though. It had a picture of a bee on the back, so I think it might be a special edition.

here is a '72

no fucking clue

the G body one I had had a slightly modified 305 and could skid with no problems

the A-body one someone thought it would be cool to pluck a 427 from a Corvette and put it in there

it didnt know what traction was

I guess the best thing about them was that cougars loved them (but I dont like older women so eh)

its a 1968 Super Bee

a budget version of the Road Runner basically

I'm a wagon/hatch man.

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This is my daily driver because I love driving vintage luxury barges.

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My baby.

Wouldlivein/10

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See

take good care of her, my dream has always been a baby blue, white leather interior, fat white walls, and originial cadillac wire wheels, 1973 sedan deville, 1969 eldorado, 1966 cadillac convertible like yours ( or even 1985 fleetwood brougham) preferably with 500 cubic inches stock or I will swap it in later. but becouse I'm from yurup i can't afford it right now but I'm damn sure working on it. In 2-3 years it will be mine. I love cadillacs since i was 4 if I remember correctly and other luxobarges, not as much as cadillacs though

Does mine count

>Doesn't even know a Super Bee when he sees it
Europe is worse than hell

Don't you have way more "utes" over there to choose from? Here it's basically El Camino, Ranchero or Rampage.

Millennial trash detected.

Real men drive 2 door hardtops. 4 doors are for people who have no money for more than 1 car

With certain exceptions, I agree.

get that down syndrome car out of here REEEEEEEEEEE

DISGUSTING im ok with regular el casinos but lowriders disgraceful

GTFO

Someday I'll have a 67 Continental

Have a 97 Mark Viii right now, might trade it for a 76 Mark IV. Thoughts?

How about an enemy communist landbarge?

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4 door hardtops are acceptable too

that pollution haze...

why not, do it if you want it i think they are beutiful cars

times when breathing clean air wasn't so popular

+Every single car in this thread

All these fucking car look ugly. I can't believe people thought they looked 'awe' back then.

Post some cars you like

I am sexually attracted to land barges as well

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