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Kislev when?

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>tfw Kislev don't wanna be your vassal anymore even though you saved them from Chaos and Norsca
Being good guy Vlad is suffering. Next I bet Empire will attack me just because I've eaten all their territory while being a good ally.

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Maybe he just likes elves

Also he posts warhammer elf pictures sometimes

I love my mummy.

the deep thinking goblin sits there, in the back of your head. It sometimes call out on you, gives you a drive, changes your mood.

The deep thinking goblin sometimes comes out when I make a post that is not up to par. It tells me "no, this isnt right". And then the deep thinking goblin comes out with vidya, or tv series and tells me "no, this is boring, do something else"

and then there is nothing that can change that.

The deep thinking goblin even goes further, when you look at a QT girl, and the deep thinking goblin goes like "is she wearing piercings? Are those tattoo's? What the fuck is she eating? Does she look like she is pretty dumb and/or a consumer whore?" And then no matter what, without the deep thinking goblins approval. Nothing works anymore.

The deep thinking goblin forces you to give a cringeworthy smile, to a marketer, work employee or some other person that EVERYONE likes, because the deep thinking goblin tells you that what that person is and does, its shit.

The deep thinking goblin goes out into the city, sees all the shitskins, niggers, fat people, and other assortments of degenerate retards and tells you "when they smile at you, give them the meanest look you can muster, because they are shit."

and still, this deep thinking goblin is like a god.

>Supposed to have an infantry advantage
Greatswords will always trade out more cost-effectively. Marauders are pretty bad but more expensive then other low-tier infantry.

>Great monsters
all of them too expensive for what they do and Demis trash them with extreme cost efficiency. Kholeck is the great redeemer though, spawn are good but not versatile like Minos, DOgres are too much.

>Strong magic
Only death works well for the cost and VC does it better (Death and Vampire). Need the chaos lores.

>Cav cost as much as grail knights
not as good as any but a great pick against dwarfs, marauder cav too expensive

>Can't magically spawn something behind the lines
zombies, skellies, gouls, BIG GOULS, grave guard, manticores, cygors


Fuck I have always loved this faction but christ they play bad in MP. Only matchup i win consistently is dwarfs but that isn't the biggest thing to take pride in. I need my opponent to fuck up.

Fucking CA must love the damn VC's, gave them fucking everything, low-tiers who can hold, cost effective monsters, great cav with low and high cost options, stacking regeneration buffs so everything is Healthx1.6 effectively.

Why was the first lord update giving the 2 best factions more options?

What would a greater Demon of Kek look like?