League of Legends General /lolg/

Sexy grandpa edition

eyosongive.us

old

>YFW you flash auto the wrong target

>enemy shit talks you after you win
>says you got carried
>says your bad
>adds you to 1v1 you
>you destroy him

IF YOU HAVEN'T WARDED YOUR LANE
DO NOT PUSH UNDER THE ENEMY TURRET THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT GETTING GANKED YOU FUCKING NIGGER.

draaaaaaaven
graves poster return when

When do I unlock All Pick mode?

Hands up! This is the fun police!

>i cant carry my shit teammates cuz im bad

Liar! THIS is the fun police.

>flash auto
>go autist and keep canceling auto
>end up just killing him with a Q

_______ is the cutest girl in the entire League!

Nigger if you're going to feed the enemy jungler you may as well afk.
Nobody needs a goddamn Graves, Nid, Lee or Vi built full damage roaming around and deleting their team's jungler because someone is too retarded to ward their own lane.

I DID IT, SENPAI. MY LOVE FOR MAI HUSBANDO HAS FINALLY REACHED HIM. NOW IT'S HIS TURN TO REACH ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

JINX! JINX IS THE CUTEST GURL!

>"Where are they now?"
>Episode 1: Nunu and Willump

I actually enjoy Nunu jungle, but unless i am going
to be an objective god, i might as well practice
Gragas. What could they do to help nunu in the offense department?

delete him from the game

jinx isn't cute you faggot

So this is where our shekels go along with Phreak's salary and yet another Tryndamere's Ferrari.

Sion.
Fuck you stupid waifufags.

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reminder that some foxes are extremely polyamorous when it comes to mating

>there are people who wouldn't fuck kled
>there are people who wouldn't fuck yordle boys
truly horrifying
Trundle is best girl and mai qt anime waifu.

Yes she is! She is the cutest gurl! The cutest!

what's the most degenerate shit you've seen in this board?

Running "creeps stolen" meter that increases the magic damage on all his attacks

Killing an enemy camp with consume increases is respawn timer

Ice blast has an ammo system so you can spam them for a short period of time

people fetishizing small purple children

So guys, serious question here.
I'm a silver surfer, and I can't get out. Is the only thing to get good is to practice cs and know your combos with x champion?

Are there any champs you play really well but for whatever reason don't take them to ranked? I feel like I play a pretty good elise but she's such risk in solo que if your teams feed and basically invalidate all your work.

Unless you're Azir.

Azir can do literally whatever the fuck he wants and get away with it.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>tfw they give you repeat
disenchant or reroll?

DRAG
(cough)
THEM
(cough) (cough)
DOOOWNN
(cough) (cough) (cough) (cough)
*violently shits herself*

No, you fucking idiot, CSing and combo mechanics aren't the only facet of good play. How dumb can you be to actually ask this?

You're stuck because you don't react fast enough to openings, your game knowledge barely exists, your decision making is slow and non-optimal, and because your mechanics are bad. And no offense, if you think you'll get out just from practicing CS and combos, it's also because you're not intelligent.

I said don't complain about getting ganked, Azir doesn't get to complain.
Nuff said.

Xth for jungle is the BEST and MOST FUN role to play ever

another xth for i need more friends

jesus man give that poor silver guy a break

I think if the proscene has taught us anything you don't have to be intelligent to get to diamond.

What do you play user?

Thank you, user.

CS and champion mechanics alone can carry you to high plat-low diamond.

Source: am shit at every other aspect of the game, but good at CS and one champion.

The problem with that is if x champion you're good at gets gutted, you're now worse overall as a player, compared to someone who is just "good at the game".

I still can't figure out Kha's playstyle. Should I force ganks early? What about in teamfights, can I brawl or should I just wait for low HP targets?

Are those Slim Jims or Twizzlers? Now I want both.

>it's a riot gives you your secondary pick all day episode
lol. *closes client*

>Pencils

user, I don't know what to say.

I think they are pencils.

>be gangplank main
>own every skin
>essentially just a 1 trick that plays a few other champs from time to time
>every time I see shibblets post I puke a bit
I bet you dont even have 400k mastery with him.


Fucking disgusting casual husbando-hunny.

>mfw

>ywn marry vladfag

Best girl.
Best figure.
Best wife.

>tfw you are at 10 HP but remount Skrall in time

>Doing a liquid diet week and everything looks like food
Disregard that. Saging myself.

I just usually farm and only gank its a guaranteed kill until I hit level 6 and maybe get Warrior. Once you hit that powerspike, you can walk into lane/the enemy jungle and wreck people 1v1 because isolation q is balanced. Usually as Kha in teamfights you just wait for an opportunity to come up, as someone is bound to become isolated or get low. Think of how Katarina needs to wait to go in to get resets and apply that to Kha.

aren't you the cakeboi from new zealand

>shaming Shins
I'll fucking cut you, fucking shit GP main.
I'm not afraid of you punk.

how are you playing lol on ubuntu? last time l tried using wine it was buggy as fuck

Need to fuel up for the night, what should I get thats delicious and filling.

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

tendies from BK

What's a good build for gp? I feel like i should be going crit instead of armor pen.

chipotle

Out of those? 5 Guys/In N Out.

Alternatively BDubs since it's Tuesday, I love wings desu

No
I'm not using ubuntu

Get a sandwhich half and some soup from panera bread. A whole sandwhich if you want something to nibble on later.

>hungry
>too many choices

I don't believe you

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Trinity>Youmuu>IE>PD>Lucidity>then whatever

Kled is op

Volcano from Applebee's.
Onion rings from BK.
Those cinnabun bites from Taco Bell.
5 dollar tavos from Taco Bell.
Cookies from Subway.
And a side salad from McDs.
7 Chicken sandwiches from Chick-fil-a.

>Calling ME shit
im a fucking GOD AT THIS GAME

BOW BEFORE MY PIRATE COCK YOU LITTLE PUCCIBOI FAGGOT

DONT YOU EVER SPEAK TO ME ABOUT MY ABILITY TO PLANK THE GANG

YOU SHIT

How important is it to get a keystone mastery?

did the riot kayle thing go out to everyone yet? i want my mystery gift

I'm welfare platinum so take my advice how you will, but I ALWAYS go crit GP.

After the mandatory Sheen > Triforce rush, I still build Youmuu's for the flat armor pen and mobility. Then I go straight into IE > Shiv > Phantom. Ditch boots or a crit item for Maw/Sterak's/Last Whisper/lifesteal if you need.

Very, they are one of the sole things that decide the meta and have been since release.

It's FREE damage (or FREE hp if you geting strength of the ages).

>No Culvers
Kys desu

>build Yomuu's 2nd
>crit GP
You what?

Kled is just a new, more fair riven.

How do you survive as GP? I've played him a few times but I've gotten destroyed every time. I guess I don't understand how to farm with the barrels.

joker shaco/harley jinx W H E N

I love Lissandra!

I still have 80% crit chance when I'm done. Youmuu's gets you more mileage early game than 20% crit chance.

FINISH IN

which lissandra skin is the best?

sorry friends I was in a bad mood today I'll play more tomorrow c:

Should i take Akali into a ranked silver game? I just got mastery 5 with her through normals and feel confident in my playstyle but I usually use something easy like annie when going for ranked.

Also after how many games do you decide to take a new champ to ranked?

Culvers is fucking disgusting man. I've only had it once but they spread like an entire stick of butter on their burgers. Not even just their "butterburger". Maybe it was just that store that fucked up, but the bun had butter soaked in like a sponge and it was oozing butter out the top and leaking onto the basket they give you.

Not gonna lie, I actually like this one.

>farm to 6 items
>oneshot people with barrels

Just farm.
If you don't die as GP, and get maybe 7-8 cs per minute, you're winning. No matter the matchup.

all of them

I miss the old banning system. I'd always ban Lucian, Karma and Wukong.

>last pick in champ select
>someone dodge
>first pick and no ban

well you should
I never used ubuntu its windows 7

some good match making

>I played him a few times
>why am I not smashing games
I guess you don't. Learn how to use your barrels and juggle your auto/Q in lane. GP mechanics can get pretty in depth but once you learn them you're good to go.

That's not what I'm talking about

what if i forced you to chose one

No one cares faggot, fuck off. And stop posting pictures of Vi. She's mine.

She's top tier for soloq so absolutely.