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Today I was shown the true meaning of Clown Town

And it was frightening.

>that feel when you blow a borg as the RD
>and then it kills you because it was a subverted syndie borg
Should've used the destruct console while I had the chance

Nah, some times you gotta crush a bitch. People act a lot better when they're always 5 seconds from getting shocked and crushed to death for being a little shit

Other than your scheduled paycheck, what are some ways to get more money without interacting with other players?

Like, how do miners sell their materials?

>admin tells the clowns to only use the drills to open airlocks
>HONK drills the AI

>leave the bridge to get hyperzine
>there's a marauder in my way

what in the fuck is this bullshit like is a mech really necessary

We would have pulled through if the death squad hadn't shown up. I was running around trying to hand out earmuffs while fighting off the HONK squad.

>swaggaboy112
This is ironic, right?

>my clown brethren kill me
>reincarnated as clown-furry
>hop into HONK, harass roboticist, kill the AI
>blown the fuck up in a mech duel with deathsquad

our server owner goes by d3athrow

EVERYTHING IS AN OBSTRUCTION.

THE AI? OBSTRUCTION
THE CAPTAIN? OBSTRUCTION
WALLS AND FLOORS HOLDING THE AIR IN? OBSTRUCTION

>tfw had to assume humanity when you were a furry all along.

The smelting console gives out the money.

Also steal from the vault.

>Running from deathsquad
>I have the disk
>They'll know where I am no matter what
>Surprised when they inevitably find and kill me

Damn I feel dumb now

>That image resolution

you should've popped those turrets the instant i furry-braindamage-screamed, my boy

>tfw all that mad dosh from the vault
Hnnnnng

Stocking cryo mix should be above doing no harm.
Eradicating viruses could be construed as doing harm.
Stocking biomass is already covered by cloning everyone.
Law 6 just feels like "Maintain medbay", so it's odd that you don't try to keep it clean.
Stabilizing criticals and healing non-criticals can just be one things, with all that cloning.
Plus, carbons would mostly manage prioritizing without the AI getting on their case.
I like how you have to clone and heal traitors, but you don't have to stabilize them.
Nothing about keeping medical records up to date?

3/10, there is potential here

>kilete plays ling

>a baddie
Wow, rude.

>using the captain's laser during wizard wars

utterly disgusting and unrobust

>get wizard for the first time in months
>everyone is a wizard
o-oh

>1. First, do no harm.
>3. Stabilize any crewmember in critical condition.
>4. Clone any body with a soul present.
>5. Heal noncritical patients and perform surgery as requested.
>6. Populate the cryo tubes, fill the chemical fridge with useful pills, and stock the cloner with biomass.
The AI kills everyone, and then revives them, and then kills them, ad nauseum.

No harm is being done in the long term.

Ring of fire sucks, don't get it.

>says the staff of animation kiddie
I used mutate and chain for the most part. Killed like 8 wizards.

>do no harm
>NO HARM
>'no harm in the long term'
ways to cop a ban for being a shitter

Do no harm means do no harm. Or else you could argue that you could do the same thing under assimov.

Never play silicon.

You didn't keep pressure on me so the burn never got its chance to work

More like the guy who only used mutate and could've shot your dumb ass with a pulse rifle faggot

>Doesn't keep me in the fire
>Hides so I just ignore my rising temp long enough to kill you then just drop and roll it away
Next you're gonna say shotguns are bad cause all you do is melee with it.

Coulda woulda shoulda but now you're ded champ

It takes fucking ages to do any real damage.

Should have gotten the mental focus and just flung niggers everyone honestly.

Yeah becuz ur gay

Someone would do it, though.

>not wanting to secure banvalids

But I'm a deadmin

youtube.com/watch?v=29pPZQ77cmI

c Good lawsets use room for interpretation to promote novel carbon/silicon interactions.
And station effeciency is inversely proportional to the chances of interesting shit happening, deff a best.

>blasted with spiritbreaker by admins mid-round

but why

>everyone gets the push knockdown except you

Honestly I stopped trying to disarm at all because of this shit fucking RNG why

If by novel you mean unceasing asshurt

Dindunuffin right?

bcuz ur gay lmao

Target the groin

i had decapitated a syndie earlier in the round
that's about it

I DO

>tfw they actually uncuffed Axel

...

HOW DO YOU PUSH ME DOWN SO MUCH FUCK

I WAS ONE SECOND AWAY FROM SCRUB GLOVES TOO

>termedclepe is taking his ban all the way to supreme admin court

> unceasing asshurt
provided the silicon is a tremendous shitter.
any carbon shitter could dredge up as much salt

>Don't know what to code
>Check out the 'feature request' labels on github
>They're largely all shit, or bugs that have been slapped with 'feature request'

Hey.
Code constructing and deconstructing AI holopads.
I'll suck your dick.

Fix the hat positioning on dionas.

...

Is this real?

Yep. Expect the PR soon. Just in time for purge day.

>no convert into stinky farts option
haha wouldn't it be weird if we did

I already read it before unwatching the last thread.

I shouldn't have read this, though.

surgery to reattach asses.

Thanks Killette.

>ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?p=14909#p14909
>This is the type of person on your admin team

good im glad

>I figured being high would help you roleplay Snoop Dogg better

it means he thought your name and gimmick were shit

boy you're going to make them think i'm you and you're me

here i thought celt was cool though

Not that guy, but i've never before gotten slapped with spiritbreaker for not going full ham with the character

Gonna need sauce on this

>Waifu hasn't played in like 2 weeks

Ask niggly, he made it.

I just want the porn, I don't want to have to ERP for it, fuck.

But I was playing earlier today, user

>he doesn't want to ERP with niggly
Look at this gay

>someone bombs
>some other nigger spends time killing defenseless people after the explosions have done most of the work for them
I hate rounds like this

>Emagged a borg right in front of me
RIP borg, you never asked for a dog's death

One of the waifufags will do it for me, if I wave around some credits.

only like half the people I killed were completely defenseless.

>He doesn't know how to powergayman push chances
lol git robust kiddo >:3

Daily reminder if you purge your local friend computer covertly, it can remove kebab from premises.

> >:3

Fucking triggered TRIGGERED

Meet me in fitness and I can teach you for 320 credits per lesson you hot dawg. I'll oil you up gooood~ >;3

They also have like 50 races including bug people, driders and other shit. And you can change your characters size.

go on the hub. search for Citadel Station.

create a giant carp-man and eat people. get banned

Good round when

never

right now

>Cash Hardie's death

>giant carp-man
We need this as an antag. Restrict it from going inside the station, so it's only in space. Imagine sec and a bunch of people in suits all flying around it, shooting.

I can't code it. ; ;

or become KING CARP

Give me a rundown, what up?

Nobody gives a shit about space stuff. t. every jetpack antag every

we should steal all the retarded furry sprites anyways.

90% of them are just fox variants but the really stupid shit like turtles and sharks has meme-potential.

He slaughtered the Captain and then went on a rampage.
Then in Medbay he owned everyone including the Captain who got cloned with his laser.
Only the CMO escaped and then returned to flash him and they beat Cash to death

New event: Carp Invasion
Player controlled carp and one gigantic queen carp that an break metal walls

t. cash hardie

carp caviar/eggs would make a nice ingredient

Did the server just die?
Suddenly massive lag spike and now I can't reconnect

Maybe not crashed but yeah, it's not just you