Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
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Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
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>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
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gosugamers.net/
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livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

reddit

LMAO WHAT IS PETER ACTUALLY THINKING ?

>RTZ will never win a single LAN with PPD sabotaging him on purpose

I really hope my boy is not in PPD team again...

make all the heroes cute girls
cute little girls
or big girls
either is cool but this game needs more cute girls

ITT: GAMES YOU PLAY WHILE YOU QUEUE UP FOR DOTA

GO

if you arent playing terrorblade

youre wrong

ur mom

Post rare dota pepe

Are you keeping your knees in the breeze, /d2g/?

Adult games

I play with myself

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>Bulldog can't pronounce diffusal.

What did PPD mean by this ?

I played a few matches of LoL and it felt terrible. Dota is so much higher quality it's not even funny.

IF YOU DONT RIDE INTO THE BATTLE YOU DONT RIDE AT ALL

>win 8 games in a row followed by 5 losses.
Makes you think really..

Maelk to join as coach.

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that you have minimal impact on your normal skill games?

So what, RTZ's team is SADBOYS with Crit, himself and ?????

well Valve keeps randoming me supports...

>Skin toner & painted eyebrowns
>No makeup
Pick one

That butterface.

that's what no makeup means to women
literally no makeup is a different story

yeah it's literally a game made for children and lowest common denominator casuals unlike dota which has a community made up of veterans of the old internet; mature, educated, intellectual heavyweights.

Innocence is CUTE!!

>Lelouch is so painfully low skilled you never managed to get him in one of your unranked games

lul

would I be able to get more free dota items if I were a cute girl or a trap that wore cute leggings?

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>Definitely have a higher winrate than your shitty ass.
No need to be sad user.

>DansGame

I can't take it anymore

TELL ME

WHAT IS THE NEXT EG ROSTER?

one can only hope

Historical Simulator for OCD-affected people

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>3d
get that filth outta here

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Kittyposter why can't you at least post Kitty's Playboy photoshoot and not this shit.

ruined qop

Still havent beat it, its so fucking good though
Im utterly convinced it failed because /v/irgins didnt want to give EA money instead of playing actually good games

kitties?

How high can I get my MMR if I spam Enigma?

Pick one

Zai
RTZ
Universe
Crit
PPD

RTZ
Sumail
Universe
Zai
Crit

RTZ
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD

Fear
Sumail
Universe
Zai
PPD

Spoiler this fucking SHIT

I would ruin her, if you know what I mean.

W-why nobody want to buy me anymore?

>Posts crimson chin.
>Posting 3D girls at all.
Fuck off.

why is ppd taking rtz again

I got bored of that game after a point because it felt like a lonely mmo. But every once in awhile I get the urge to re-download it because I did also have fun. Maybe I should re play it

>implying a new era and end of a era isn't PPD EG era
PPD is done

>posts 3d backstabby n0lans

Stop replying anytime.

>you will never be so famous from playing a video game that girls would want you to sign their cleavage

You're not cool anymore. You're like an item my old man would buy

XXXXX
>still avatarfagging as bigshitty n0farm h0neylan

reported i guess

>pre 2014 children influx
>everyone loves n0tail with the EU hub being on of the top moments of all dota history

>post 2014 children influx
>le n0tail gets my gigatriggered baaaaw

what went wrong?

Don't worry the retarded ursa players pick you up once in awhile

why can't paki janitor leave /d2g/????

what kind of decease that shtskin has?

t. Leafyishere

>implying you would not do her if get the chance.

Do I sell this or start playing Sniper?

take your pills Ivan.

weaboo faggotry

i have a 68wr with him and thats even picking him into retarded shit and doing meme builds like radiance rush or dagon so take it how you will

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sniper is a fun hero

learn how to position yourself and you can probably win. Considering you're in the trench, you could probably win most games as sniper because shitters can't into high ground

every fucking thread, please kys yourself you autistic peice of garrgab

>forty five minutes
what am I supposed to do til three?

Do you remember what your build was? I keep on because i HAVE to finish the story for purist sake and my character is literally Sven
>play dota and pick Sven
>hero is a lonely warrior with a troubled past
>turn red and cleave entire teams wtih 500 damage

>play amalur
>character is a lonely warrior with a mysterious past
>am red and crush Tuatha and Jottun with 1000 damage crits

watch bulldog play dota imba

Fap

>eastern
lmao

>Dressing as a slutty qop
>acting shy
ruined orgasm

>lelouch was a shitskin paki refugee all that time
>his name is unironically Malik
>he is a newfag who picked his nickname from code geass aka the first anime he ever watched
>he's /d2g/ janitor who stalks people like a creep

can't make this shit up

It was a battle mage. I love those types of characters. Ironically one of the reasons I liked amalur a lot was because it was one of the only games where I really got to make the character I wanted. Nothing is quite as enjoyable as a melee character with crazy magic up his sleeve

>Dress up really slutty.
>Asking for a boob autograph .
>Acts shy
Who's she trying to fool?

i just installed dota 2 yesterday and i wanted to play but its not finding anyone

how often does this happen?

Do you have a single fact to back that up, buddy?

I got the one fact left in this world right here
*unzips dick*

ikr fucking girls man

>that dark deep obsession with Lelouch.
Merem take your pills!

all the time, it's a ded game user.

>two stacks that dont play in the same lane

for what cock sucking purpose?

really? im just so bored of fighting games and csgo I wanted to play something else.

You won't find people playing with bots unless you choose hard or unfair

You shouldn't play normal matches until you have at least 10 full bot matches under your belt.

If you're as new as can be, play solo with bots until you learn to not feed.

>LESS THAN 40 MINS YET

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO TO KILL THE TIME?

I'm confirming all of that as a victim of lel ouch stalking.

>namedropping me for no reason while replying to a post I didn't make

Who's obsessed, kid?

No, not really. I only started like a month and a half ago and I've never had this problem. What servers you playin on?

do you believe everything you read on Veeky Forums, shitter?

Thats why im keeping those faeblades, I thought i'd just respec into finesse/sorcery, but then i'd have to spend hours searching for ebony armor, and poison is such a shit debuff so fuck that

@154756672
reported for avatarfagging

Anyone tried the Vulkan thing?

old pic from around ti4

Do you buy cosmetic items?

ive been playing 10v10 in the arcade or w/e

i restarted and it found a game now

is this supposed to be funny? amusing? who gives a shit about some irrelevant shitter?

t. lelouch

Why doesn't someone make a Dota 2 VN already?

how to good terrorblade