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>Zenyatta's arousing gasp when he's at low health

>kotaku in the OP
Hang yourself

I want to sleep with Captain Amari!

>Game lasted too long, shutting down
Wait, what. I can't just fucking use the practice range as long as I want? That's weird.

>still whining about kotaku
is over there buddy

Genji is with you

Jack Morrison is pure!

I just copied whatever was in the previous thread famalam.

Didn't even notice the degeneracy.

Smugberry wife

...ly for abuse

AMERICA

Should have been born later so you could join Overwatch. She was the team bike.

Jamison Fawkes!

Is that user from the other day here? I'm curious, how's the fic coming?

Is D,Va X Lucio canon? I've seen a lot of it, more than any other pairing.

i feel like mccree would've been a better character if more of his weight came from his abilities rather than an over-the-top powerful LMB.

like for example

LMB - now only deals 50% bonus damage for headshots
RMB - unchanged
Shift - combat roll replaced with Deadeye. Mccree locks himself in place, homing in on a single target. Works the same as Deadeye except you pick the target you want to "duel" and can't change it, and it charges the damage a little slower. 12s cooldown.
E - unchanged
Q - Deadeye replaced with Call Horse. Mccree whistles and after a second he hops onto his trusty horse which just so happens to be running past. The horse adds 200 health and 200 shield to Mccrees health bar and makes him move faster than sprint speed, although his ability to strafe is removed (A and D turns the horse, aiming around turns mccree around) and the horse takes time to accelerate and brake (when summoned it moves at maximum speed). Mccree can use all his other abilities while on the horse, and Deadeye doesn't slow the horse down. Trampling an enemy who is stunned or asleep deals 120 damage.

Young Ana is great

>that smug
>that nice figure
I want to fug the Sumgberry.

What a bizarre community here

muh shekels

Ana is great at any age

What am I reading?

What?

>widowmaker will never imprison you, starve you and waterboard you for weeks and then free you, love you, and help you recover
it's not fair

The only canon couple that we know of at this point was WidowxGerard. There's also Ana and whoever fathered Fareeha but that won't be brought up until some point in the future if they can work it in naturally.

the Mccree we didn't deserve

Lesbian human trafficking. Nothing wrong with that.

I agree, but beauty fades. It's sad, but true.

What's the safe word?

Fuck off?

Jokers.

>widowmaker will never step on your neck with those sharp ass heels

It's a fucking healslut article about erotic shit, how does it even benefit anyone? Fuck off retard.

I played with a girl gamer today, she was really good even at DPS, most girls play mercy at the diamond level

>I agree, but beauty fades. It's sad, but true.

Further proof that Mercy is a freak of nature.

She's not even 40 you dumb fucks.

At 60 years old she still looks amazing. I'd let her fuck me till I'm sore

mercy never has had beauty though, also everything but her face is covered, her skin could looks disgusting under it and her face could be fixed with makeup

We're talking about gracefully aging ladies here, user, not disgusting goblins.
And besides your hag is not even old

You're just expected to deal with the degeneracy user. Duh. Who wants to talk about the game when you can spam countless cropped sections of poorly drawn 'fan art' that completely misrepresent each character, or write horrible, shitty fanfics about healsluts and abusing soldier 76? Clearly you're the problem, right?

>letting a 60 year old woman take the lead
>not letting her rest easy until you wear yourself out and letting her soft ride on top of while whispering sweet nothings

More tales from ELO hell

>group up with someone lower than me to hope I get matched with shitters
Or
>group up with a lot of players far above skill and hope my teammates are good

Whay is the best way?

>Q - Deadeye replaced with Call Horse. Mccree whistles and after a second he hops onto his trusty horse which just so happens to be running past. The horse adds 200 health and 200 shield to Mccrees health bar and makes him move faster than sprint speed, although his ability to strafe is removed (A and D turns the horse, aiming around turns mccree around) and the horse takes time to accelerate and brake (when summoned it moves at maximum speed). Mccree can use all his other abilities while on the horse, and Deadeye doesn't slow the horse down. Trampling an enemy who is stunned or asleep deals 120 damage.


What the fuck is going on here

She's said herself that she is using her own technology to modify her appearance.

THIS IS MY KINDA CITY
LIGHTS
CAMERA
EVERYONE FREE TO LIVE HOW THEY CHOOSE

>game is all tier picks and dumping ults in sequence
I thought this was tf3.

Biotic anti-aging

Not at all, they're just mutual fans of each other.

I hope that's the same Evil Toaster that used to make a full of himself on Reddit

>leddit skin

She never said that.
She only changed the subject when mei was talking about her appearance, something women do often.

THIS PLACE MAKES ME SICK

Barrage or Touchdown as highlight intro for Pharah? I'm using the Mechaqueen skin considering it's the best one.

basically

>LMB less powerful
>deadeye moved to shift and now is single-target

>mccree presses Q
>mccree gets +400 health
>mccree now moves at sprint speed but can't strafe
>mccree now has the hitbox of a horse+mccree
>mccree does 120 damage to any stunned or sleeped enemies he runs over

>Not using superior frog skin instead of Hue-master

Barrage for Mechaqueen, always.

NAME
ONE
(1)
COUNTER TO MCCREE THAT ISN'T MCCREE

Ok let's put it this way. She's mentioned to Ana, for instance, she has age altering technology. Why would she not use it herself?

>THIS IS MY KINDA CITY
>LIGHTS
>CAMERA
every time she opens her mouth I want to punch her in the face
she's so cringe worthy

Touchdown is good, but you don't see it much because Barrage is great

Robots and humans can live in perfect harmony, friend. Just let go of the anger

Best Reinhardt emote?

Having hot sweaty sex with McCree.

mercy

roadhog

Thats the one thing I dont lke about this game. Would be neat if ult charge was shared between all 6 teammates

Barrage for Mechaqueen/Raptorian

Touchdown for Raindancer/Thunderbird/

Mission Complete for Classic

kys if you don't have use one of these skins.

Barrage if you're using Mechaqueen/Raptorian and Touchdown if you're using Raindancer/Thunderbird.

Please never try to get into game design, ever.

>lucio main, 90% played
>s1
>bounce around the 50s range
>s2
>go 5w5L in qualifying
>start off in 2400
>go on 7 game winstreak, 50 points per win
>now sitting pretty at 2800
no more elo hell for this weaboo

Roadhog

Reinhardts that can look up, Tracers that know how to bait the flash, Zarya

>if more of his weight came from his abilities rather than an over-the-top powerful LMB.
This is the exact opposite of what would need to happen to fix this game

Abilities (and especially fucking ults) are too powerful across the board for all heroes compared to basic left clicks.

>Mechaqueen skin considering it's the best one.
>covers her face
nope

I'm using that "bitch, I'm fabulous" intro with the jackal skin and it looks quite beautiful

I'll go for Barrage then. Thanks.

it would both make mccree more fun and more balanced though

Would be cool if blizzard would keep their moba shit away from a FPS.

I noticed one of Reinhardts limitations is his movespeed, if someone is running away from you on one direction you cannot keep up with them to melee them. Is there any strategy to overcome this?

Have a Lucio on your team

Yeah, don't fucking chase people off the objective unless you're nano-boosted, you're not supposed to be able to get them

Speed boost

have 5 Anas on your team, constant nano boost reinhardt

Winston, Tracer, Genji, Reaper Reinhardt, Roadhog

Uh, junkrat?

>Can run Witcher 3 on ultra, highest settings possible
>GPU overheats while playing Overwatch and crash every other day from some random shit or losing rendering device

Why

I think this is what I needed to know, not supposed to.

>open loot box on release
>industrial
>no other legendaries for months
>get legendary today
>cybergoth

I don't think i've ever been this mad at a video game.

Genji and Dva are good picks. There are no strict counters, which is the case for most heroes.

You are now in-charge of making another airborne character, similar to Pharah.
What do they do? Every thing I think up is just a character already in the game with a jetpack/air mobility item.

>Pick Zarya
>Win game
I feel like I finally learned how to play her well. Best hero in the game.

What are you talking about? His hammer has the reach of a gorillion feet. Just keep swinging and you'll rake those squishies back into a corner and pulverize them.

Or you know, you could stick with the rest of your team and let them finish off whatever twat ran away from you while you go back to the choke and do your job as Reinhardt

Is there a way to get the superior asian english text rather than the rest of thr world's english text

Unless it took you months to level up 20 times you're lying right now.

A character that has a jump pack winston but has a shotgun

He's not slower than anyone else (except tracer and genji), if that's what you're implying

It did. I have quite severe physical disabilities that necessitate lengthy hospital stays so I can't play video games as often as i'd like to.

I get kitted and die that is my problem. On a 1v1 situation.

powered up!

You should not be 1v1 ever