Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Haven't reminded you losers in a while so take a notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

which one of you cringey fucks just donated to the rtz stream? kys

This guy is Ghost Revenant.

>says kys
>calls other people cringey
kys yourself

Why is life so shit?

>DEE TOO GEE

Sup' losers.

Just thought I'd drop by and remind you shit eaters how I keep winning at life without even breaking a sweat.

Check this pic. out. I just opened two chests and in one I got a immortal treasure crap and in the other, guess what, another immortal treasure shit but this time with a motherfucking Kantusa sword, LOL.

Thankfully I don't give a shit about this game anymore so I'm about to sell this on the market for EZ monez.

Literally FREE money for something I didn't even spent money on.

Might as well buy a new Neptunia game or something with this, you know, like a good and decent game instead of this broken and bugged retarded shit of a game only losers like you play.

Stay cucked and thanks for the free monez again.

like anyone likes u lmao

ur just jelly

Too similar to lich, nah.

up for some murder suicide?

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

Discuss.

honestly this thread is so autistic

when do these two namefags go to sleep?

you just got btfo kid

lebanon here

that wasn't me

but
that
was
fucking
hilarious.

What?

How?

it was the actual lebanon

i have never seen zet played before

we need flags in this thread desu

at least credit me for my post

Hey doturds!!!!!

Why aren't you spending the rest of your Summer days going to a paradisiac deserted beach with your friends instead of playing this shit game, retards?

Here, have a small taste of where I was just yesterday enjoying a fucking amazing God's Ray Sunset on one of the best beaches in the world all to myself.

Now this is livin' the life! Shieeeeeet.

But by all means, please continue to be losers forever for all I care. LOL!

btw, I've finished getting ready and I'm on my way out to this deserted place again, which is just like 1 hour from where I live!

Have fun staying indoors on a hot August day, you literal retards. I'll be sleeping on this beach in a few hours from now!

What's a good Jugg build if I want to Omnislash and pretend I'm badEmber?

d2g needs an autoshibbolether like /sp/, /int/ and /pol/

Dumb shit + obvious shit. What's there to discuss?

>Arteezy loses yet another Arc Warden game
He plays the hero like shit but honestly I can't blame him this time.

AW isn't a safelane hero. He's a mid hero.
If you play him safe you just screw your team out of an actual carry so of course you'd end up losing late.

anything related to dota 2 and not anime and whatnot.

i don't really consider it dumb or obvious. there is a lot of discussion to be had, mostly about the tree jumping ability, because that'll be a cool ability

>target a tree
>leap to it
>can then target another tree to leap to it

it'll just feel fun if its that way. you work as a space controller, hitting people with the mkb or the clones attack from the trees

Why? You'll have autists like me collecting flags here

new.evilgeniuses.gg.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/#pr

Goodbye Fear

Aghs refresher desolator assault cuirass.

You could also get dagon for style points.

holy shit arteezy dropping team info

Unrelated, but I just had this game:
>Enemy Ember Spirit gets 3 rapiers
>Gets Echo Shelled
>Our Jugg Omnislashes him

>rtz got mad at "EG confirmed" after he said they are doing it out of respect

yea it's EG confirmed at this point

Is bristleback a useless hero? Or is everyone who plays him mentally retarded? I've literally never won a game where someone has picked him on my team

DOTARDS
WHAT
WENT
WRONG????

Uh..... Dotards?

youtube.com/watch?v=i6SFTbDh8tQ

I don't understand why Fear's retiring desu.
Dota isn't that complex of a game where you can only play it competitively in your 20s. Especially as a support player which Fear was. Can easily keep playing into your forties I'm sure.

Is his arm just really that fucked up?
How do you even get an arm injury that severe playing video games?

Battlefury
Butterfly
Another Battlefury
Assault Cuirass
Rapier

>that vo

what, in gods name, where they thinking

you are a stupid anime poster

instead of posting stupid questions with an anime picture like you always do please use google

>He hasn;t seen my bristle
Shame really mate.

anime website

>Can easily keep playing into your forties I'm sure.

u give me hope. but let me tell you, as a 34 year old, that this game is wreaking havoc on my right hand. fear probably plays like 10 games a day every day so i'm sure he feels the same way.

it's about time required and traveling you animeshitter

he wants to stay in one place to have sex

the reason that fear and ppd are retiring isn't because of age but because they are entering EG/GGG management instead.

you make more money than playing and don't have to worry about actually winning

>tfw ixmike will never be your friend

>they are entering EG/GGG management instead.
>you make more money than playing

(you)

his arm still hurts and he puts a tremendous amount of strain on it playing this game

it has nothing to do with age

lebanon called your abba carry build garbage and that you should kys on rtz stream

ah well, I missed it.

Just goes to show that I literally don't give a shit about what you losers say though.

Like, kill yourselves either way please.

Oh yeah, and stop giving free money to "professional gamers".

>injured by a video game

tfw VAC banned and cannot play dota 2 on my main anymore

feelsbadman

>Cheating in an online game
rofl

>Actually cheating in Dota 2

If you cheat in Dota 2 and you're not 8k MMR you know you're legitimately a fucking retard right? How can you actually lose if you know where their AoE abilities are, where their vision is, where they are, etc

He'd be cooler than Lich.

t. 2k mmr

>jugg rushes aghs

name ONE reason why I shouldnt be allowed to abandon without consequenes

>Cheating in the easiest game

i know man ensage was supposed to be undetectable

now i lost dota 2 on an acc where i spent over 6k hours and a shit ton on money

>queue ranked
>someone on my team picks techies
>lose

every fucking time

>Those super short cut bangs
My hairdresser once accidentally cut my bangs too short like that and I looked absolutely fucking ugly until it grew back.

Had to resort to using product to keep my hair up instead. It was terrible.

post bangs qt

what's your DOTA2 playlist? I listen to Yung Lean

>non-whites

Simon Viklund

Payday 1 and 2 OST so good.

I'm too lazy to make playlists so I listen to R/a/dio exclusively while playing Dota.

>Amerishoots

good taste bb
i'll check him out

>tfw techies auto explode hack still working
>not banned

sucks to be you

Linkin Park, Nickelback

R/a/dio is shit outside of Friday and sometimes tuesday

>Slark and omniknight on the enemy team
Literally how can you beat this?

Arc Warden, Oracle, and Enigma

EZ

R/a/dio plays some pretty good stuff most of the time.
I turn that shit off IMMEDIATELY though once they start playing anything "/a/ sings." It's always so fucking awful.

Diffusal ground target

They also have enigma

ring of repick into abandon blade

>not having gone 3 straight months into paradisiac beaches and having gotten a really amazing tan

LOL, why don't you just kill yourself, you fucking pale loser shut-in mongoloid.

I bet you fucking like the winter as well so that you can stay closed away inside your four walls for weeks on in claiming it to be "cozy".

I'd fucking nuke all the shitlords like yourself if I could.

then pick Silencer.

That's what I thought. Literally unkillable

wahhh sugoi qt bb^^

Whoa...

Thread's fuckin' dead.

I guess some of you losers might have actually killed yourselves.

Nice.

>people were actually surprised that fear retired

how stupid can people be? that shit was so obvious

Anyone got that pic where sing tells Veeky Forums to send some pizza his way?

Second time today I came across a player with 10k matches of a single hero.
What's the mindset behind those players? How can they have fun with a single hero for 8000-10000 hours?

???????????

>cheated in autistic A.S.S.F.A.G.G.O.T.
>only reached 2k mmr anyways
>6000 hours
>banned
U CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FAMILIA

how come rtz is suppose to be the "carry" but gets carried every game?

I'm new here. What is the assfaggot meme?

>Expecting cheaters to be good
There is a reason they are doing that.

>guy begs for carry right away
>gets his slark
>cries for you in voice chat to assist him in lane vs solo mag instead of babysitting our alch who's getting trilaned mid
>proceeds to max pounce and brown boots midas drums
is there anyone here who plays a shitload of ranked but mutes everyone right away, like zai does?
Is it worth it or did you lose considerably more mmr with everyone auto muted

>chink
disgusting desu