/owg/ - Overwatch general

guilty, Rein mains are probably the only ones I tolerate

why does anime face on D.va do things for me

I love this girl.

Soldiers

Cutest and best pairing

TIME TO REAP

Destroy what they love.

I want to be Genji

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It is generally a cute face

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And I want to bully Hana Song so much. I want to scold her to tears and throw her into pool. I want to take her Meka and pilot it in front of her. Then I'll force-feed her with lemon-flavored gummies, palm after palm. I want to call her a stinky and take her panties so she has to going commando for the rest of the trip. I want to mock her inability to put her bodysuit by herself, so I'll strip her every once in a while, yelling what one day, she'll be glad to be able to dress up herself. Also, I'll take her bunny headphones, making her long brunette hair cover her private parts. And when I'll give bodysuit back to her, I'll make sure to put Mr. Ants in every single pleat and Mr. Crab in her panties.

And when finally she snaps and try to bully me by any means possible, I'll spank her in front of everyone until she'll like it. And when she'll come to me, begging for another spanking, I'll mock her again, then spank her as if my life depends on it, laughing on her moans full of pleasure. Mere seconds before her climax, I'll throw her into pool once again, leaving her in her aroused state.

>a deaf person on my team
Why play a game that is 50% based on audio queues?
I get that they have the right to enjoy some shit too, but there's other games much better suited to that

Theu should probably add like subtitles or something for deaf people

guys, how do we fix pharah?

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>play Winston first time
>4 others pic him too
>1 Lúcio
>we absolutely steam roll the other team on Nepal
why is this so fun

>Nepal, 0-1 down
>Gengu on our team jerking off doing nothing
>We ask him to switch
>Goes as fucking Hanzo of course
>proceeds to turn the enemy team into log cushions and we turn it round to 3-1

>tfw you have instilled such terror in your enemies as reaper that when they see you wraith towards them out of the middle of your team, they completely scatter and break any formation they had out of panic

Add more mobility for her in the air. Either a way to burst left and right with multiple small bursts or just make her able to move double as fast.

She doesn't need any actual other mechanic buffs, she has one of the tiniest hitboxes next to genji and tracer.

>play as team of torbjörn on defense
>enemy team doesn't even get the first objective
Lots of salt in chat afterwards

>get asked to switch
>say "Understood."
>don't switch
they either get really annoyed or don't say anything again.
i hope I end up on your team

why can people not handle a reaper from behind

wow he's really going whole hog

i want to lick hana songs sweaty taint

OH BOY
Roadhog sure is hard to play!
Here's how you do it!
Step 1.: Hook!

Ye still followin', champ? You almost got em!

Step 2.: Shoot!

There ya go! You're a pro Roadhog now!

On the hero select screen you can click on Genji

Convert 50 of her HP into armor. She looks like she's wearing armor anyway, why is she so soft?

Not quite, you could be a passable roadhog but you gotta know your shit if you want to be pro.

Its not hard but then again, the game is obviously not going towards that way.

Nth for good brother

i'm so fucking tired of all the leavers in this game. the game becomes a game of "hope your team doesn't have a leaver" also what's with the map rotation? it puts me at hollywood all the time, i'm so sick of hollywood. i'm starting to think i'll never see ching chong chower again

But i want to BE him irl.

>fat chink in a coat has more hp than someone covered in metal

>people thought Hanzo would become the new meta
>he's as useless as ever

you gay if you don't

Genji seems like such an awesome guy to hang out with.
I bet he plays games with D.va in their down time.

ゲンジイズウィドユー

>amputee shit

Her armor is actually not part of her hitbox funny enough.
She's a bit smaller.

Hanzo and widowmaker are naked but has the same armor as a ghostman in combat armor.

>Train for hundreds of hours with S76/McCree/Genji/Tracer/Reaper every week in QP while also practicing your aim at every possible occasion
>Reach the point where you're extremely confident with said characters
>End up having to play Tank/Supports 100& of the time in Comp anyway just to accomodate shitters

what's even the point in playing characters they will never let you pick

Is she leaning forward to hide her raging erection?

So what exactly is "hero rank" on Overbuff?

Apparently I'm #53 Mei of around 26,500? Does this mean I'm the 53rd best Mei in my region or what?

the real meta is play who you want and have fun

Nth for fingering your brother's cute boipussy

I'll trade you for all the fucking Dorado's i've been put in. Worst map ever.

why doesn't d.va have 1000 health?

Well she is in a mech.

Which heroes are hardest to get POTG as? I still haven't gotten a Zenyatta play :(

Because Defensive Matrix makes her the best blocker in the game already.

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Ana.

Ana

Bastion

He looks like a fucking weeb, don't delude yourself user.

I bet he keeps his waifu pillow on his lap at all times and his room is a maze of piss bottles.

Ana

i'll trade you for all the ilioses, i fucking love dorado

ana

>ywn hang out with Genji all day playing games and watching movies and then fuck him on the couch
Why live

Fucking Ana.
Getting killstreaks with her is tough shit

Gud1

>D M has 500 health
Jesus and people think roadhog is to beefy.

I've seen an Ana potg once

>Have Zarya Ult an entire team
>Have everyone focus the shit out of said team
>Ana throws piss bottle inside the graviton surge
>gets 5 finishing blows

That sounds like 90% of the friends i have right now. still seems like a cool guy.
I bet he'd teach you how to double jump.

I want to see the 'SHH' highlight so bad

>Playing as Bastion on defense
>Get gold in damage
>4 mic shitters start yelling, saying I'm why we lost
>I get POTG

I've seen it once, the one and only time I've seen Ana POTG.

Ana in general.
Lucio & Winston on maps without falling hazards.

>Gold in damage meaning anything
Banish yourself facedown.

One shouldn't be proud for beating up children or making retards cry user, it requires no skill to do.

Why does everyone hate mei so much her whole play style is "stand in the center of the point and spin around" I try and keep her alive as long as possible because she shuts down reapers and tracers and everyone else who zips around or attacks fast who RUN AROUND MY FUCKING SHIELD,KILL THEM AND GET ON THE POINT YOU FUCKS REEEEEE!
All joking aside the movement speed reduction is great.

>Get gold in damage
>not in objective kills

Found your problem.

>be mercy
>get gold damage
>it means nothing

medals are situational, but can be informative; i got gold damage as gengu above a reaper, a junkrat, and a mccree, and that should not happen

if you sleep dart someone who is over a pit will you get an environmental kill?

>Damage

Nobody cares.

>her whole play style is "stand in the center of the point and spin around"

You don't deserve Mei. You are ugly.

That intro looks pretty cool with wasteland/wadjet. It's a shame you will never ever see it in use.

He's just shitposting

Post fat gooks
Memerats allowed

Which weapon should be able to completely ignore Zarya's barriers?

Getting Ana POTG is mostly about the other 11 people not doing anything interesting rather than Ana doing something amazing.

Raping D.Va's Defense Matrix feels amazing too. She's the best counter against it.

I'd say yes

I'd say Eliminations would be slightly more important, dealing the most damage could just mean you hit people but they get away, heal up and you ended up just wasting less time than forcing them to respawn. Atleast with Bastion anyways.

She only get 50 charge from her own shield. A dps worth their salt should have enough time between it being down to kill her slow as fuck ass.

>thinks gold means anything when your team is losing.
You probably were why they lost.
Stay bad.

It's time to kick Hana off the table

t. Zarya

but zarya exists

zarya is better tbqh

she is a great defensive hero and when paired with a healer or a reinhardt she becomes a threat rather than a pain in the ass,the second I see her m1 I start flailing my hammer around because no one can get away its a good combo. mfw my shield breaks and she puts up her wall for me so I can wait for it to recharge
get you a girl who can do both.

>dealing the most damage could just mean you hit people but they get away

And getting most eliminations could just mean winging someone with a shotgun from range, and letting your teammates do all the real work.