/tf2g/ - Team Fortress 2 General

werent you the guy who got dominated by the jumping gibus scout last thread

no

yes

which gamemodes do I play to boost my K/D

Scout - Niño explorador
Soldier - Soldado
Pyro - Pirómano
Demoman - Hombre de los explosivos
Heavy - Pesado
Engineer - Ingeniero
Spy - Espía
Sniper - Francotirador
Medic - Médico

No.

dead of night is the only coat that looks good on heavy and I already own one

this is what I could come up with while keeping the hat

*Sandman scout

because the sandman is a fair and balanced weapon

The one where you have a Medic with Kritzkrieg pocketing you

To be fair, if you're a heavy, a cleaver/sandman combo is basically an instant death sentence.

>kritzkrieg
disgusting

max acceptable ping setting for mm when

>Dead of night is the only coat that looks good on heavy

How can one man be so wrong

put the beard back on, take off the biker garbage, replace belt with best coat

Just put it in your autoexec
Worst I get is an LA server maybe once or twice a week

fabulous

hunting jacket is not a coat
the whole point of the first loadout is cold themed

ctf homie

i have a kd of like 5.something from playing landfall and 2fort and im literally garbage

...

>It has to have obnoxious white poofs to be a coat

You're one of those people who wears the kringle + TC unironically too, right?

poorfagulous

RIP Robin Williams

Will matchmaking ever get fixed?

Hunter heavy is a lot thinner than the dead of night. Which is why it's a lot more obviously a coat than the former.
It also has a dark skin if it triggers your autism.

It's good on spy, soldier, maybe scout too

but it just looks like shit on heavy why wear it when there are so many better options like
-Hunter Heavy
-Hunter Heavy
-Hunter Heavy
-WRM is good too I guess

Just as long as you don't wear that autistic santa coat you're fine

Are we posting winter loadouts now?

i wish my tf2gfu was online

who's your tf2gfu :o

*is too shy to say*

you :o

>be medic
>keep healing everyone
>finally, I've got kritz
>gibus faglord gets a random crit and kills me and my pocket with one rocket

man, maybe I should drop casual and suffer in comp instead

Seems it is somewhat linked to the nav mesh, on ctf_doublecross the train tracks block build, but when I step outside the map where there are no nav meshes I can build on the tracks just fine.
Doesn't like any ramps, but I think that's because of the clip brushes. I think mainly you can't build on any clip brushes anymore. Next shot'l show that

why were you out of position

pls stay out of comp shitters like you really should get good before you play

This is cp_powerhouse, used to be you could build on top of these pipes, have your tele there, nobody would notice, now you can only build on the parts where the pipe protrudes from the clip box.

Pink is clipping box, using r_drawclipbrushes 2 to see them this way.

>Be soldier in Valve comp
>Begging for overheal so I can go protect our flank
>Medic just stares at me
>I have half health
>Our entire team is holed up at choke
>Enemy soldier comes through flank and takes me out in one rocket
It's just as cancer, my friend.

i like dead of night on my heavy but i agree with you on the white, it looks like shit

good research

race traitor

ctf_turbine
they used clip brushes to make sure those things were square. That's why.

i like white

it's like the best color

And so this is why on doublecross

RIP Turbine

You mean most boring color.

why did they bother fixing all this shit nobody cared about when there's so many more pressing issues

i do not

Have you ever played a map of Upward where the enemy engineer has placed a level 3 sentry inside the cliff? I mean, payload in general is pretty bad, but that just makes it even worse.

>vintage killstreak crossbow
>strange killstreak QF
>poor

Strange and unusual variants don't even exist for my hats yet, I've looked

white is not a color you fucks

White is a color without hue.

>Vintage
>Not strange

what am i without my tf2gfu

So brazilians don't know about white?

being able to glitch inside a wall and build a game breaking sentry is different to whether you can put a sentry on the crates on turbine or not.
Sure this may be future proofing, but it's seems more like the TF team don't know what fixes should be priotised

What they did was change the dll for client and server, they changed zero maps to make this change. It was probably all of 3 keystrokes to make this change once they decided to do it.

Where is this point inside the cliff?

This point also borked by the change

Hahaha

I got it for free m8
>falling for the orange Jew
shalking my head to be honest family

It's where the track is all bendy. You could get to it by quantum crouching.

I knew this was coming, and I still had a giggle

all bendy, here?

T-thanks.

Yeah. I dunno exactly where inside the cliff, though, I've never done it, but I've played against it. It's not fun.

im testing to see if my server is working properly
"connect 86.71.27.100:27015; password epic"
not even sure if the password is on but whatever
tf2turbo is on so feel free to jump around and have some fun, the server wont be on for very long
its eu btw

>Engineers BTFO

i blow

>be engi main
>turtle 24/7
>valve finally kills your lame ass turtling for some maps
>OMG SO BAD VULVA BROKE GAME AGAIN

engi mains on suicide watch, rot in hell you useless fucks

>m-muh uncle dane

And all is good in the world.

whats name for a sniper rifle that will get people angry without being epic ironic

server works, ty kind user

>Instead of fixing quantum crouch (which they LITERALLY just did in CS:GO), Valve forced buildings to be linked to a nav mesh
I mean, it solves the problem but couldn't they have fixed the bigger issue? You can still hold positions from behind counters or short outcrops now.

Actually broke a significant bit on swiftwater, an entire place build specifically for a turret to go doesn't work anymore.

That's incorrect, I was wrong, sorry. It's that you can't build on clip brushes anymore. No ramped stairs, about half of all intermediate platforms. Couple of errors where the mapper used a noclip brush for one face of some geometry but let it co-exist with another face, one you expected to build on, like in this pic

Use Ambassador and blindly fire shots at the enemy until you get a lucky headshot and right click for get out of death free card any time things get too dangerous. This is top level spy play

what does my k/d need to be to not be considered bad

pic related it's me

this is the same exact solution they came up with custom mods

there was a mod that exploited the way you can see enemy players, allowing you to see them through walls

instead of fixing whatever the mod broke, they turned on sv_pure and pretemded there was no problem

>"the car's wheel broke"
>"ah well. lets remove the car, then theres no problem"

above 1

He sound suicidal now.
youtube.com/watch?v=VufHX_BSMzg

ok i meant not bad as in like actually not bad and not one step above literal human garbage

Spy in competitive
>Facerush the enemy team with DR up
>Get free 90% damage resist, unbreakable invisibility, and speedboost because your class is so hard
>Kill the Sniper because everyone of importance is being spychecked constantly
>Turn on DR when someone tries to respond
>It's the Pyro
>Die and blame it on your class being hard
For 6v6 it looks like this:
>Go Spy
>Team loses point playing 5v6
>Lose game
>Blame it on your class being hard

>mfw looking at the comments

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holy shit
how many hours do i have to play to be as good as this rocket jump
sometimes i manage to bhop after a stickyjump in comp mm and it feels awesome

why do i get such a boner from bullying shittalking kids in casual

because you are pedo on being turned on by kids

really makes you think

not a literal boner you goof

a hypothetical brain boner

>people used to beg Valve to update the game
>now people are begging Valve to leave the game alone

Still really makes you think.

really makes me meme

So far I'm done with checking all the ctf, pl, plr, and koth maps for errors. MVM build errors should be chuckemazing

Its such a good day that valve destroyed engineer mains hopes and dreams
I'm about to buy keys to because im so happy

same buy me one and i'll buy you one

sops is the best gay tf2g