Muscle car commercial

>Toyota commercial
>Eddie Murphy molests the car on screen

>honda commercial
>"the internets are leaking" garbage memes
youtu.be/31aj7sA1n5k
How do they get away with shitty commercials?

>truck commercial
>close up shot of an old man taking viagra on a windy field

>Commercial for a Pickup
>Generic country music plays

>"luxury" car commercial
>violins start playing

CAN YOU GUESS WHAT BRAND WON THESE 3 CHERRYPICKED AWARDS?

>Ford Commercial
>Car breaks down

>>Chevy Truck
>stuck in the mud at the bottom of a quarry.
>Majestic shot of truck on perfectly graded gravel riverbank
>Not showing $3,780 bill from dealership for loading rear suspension.
>Not showing cracks in suspension from towing flatbed with bobcat in it.

>Buying chebby
>Ever

>youtu.be/yB8tgVqmKzw
>man walks towards car
>DANGER PROFESSIONAL DRIVER ON CLOSED COURSE DO NOT ATTEMPT CHANCE OF DEATH 350%!!!!!!

>youtu.be/BNVS2g_85lw
>ignoring warnings from the car and driving with low tire pressure
>perfectly fine

WOW IS THIS A BMW?

No dipshit it's a fucking Chevy Cruz REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Fiat commercial about the sporty lineup
>sexual innuendos everywhere

>alfa romeo commercial
>Tryhard violins everywhere, night, everything is black and white apart from the bright red car

>Standard tiny econo city shitbox commercial
>Hashtags and EDM start playing
>Young hip normies doing normie things

>muscle car commercial

The best one doesn't.

I dare you to find me one better than this one.

youtube.com/watch?v=Oicu39lda0E

Sounds like they really know their demographic of MUH SOUL EN PASHUN

Correction, it's actually a Daewoo Lacetti

>Nissan Sentra commercial
>Secret agent gets chased by badguys
>Jumps in a Sentra to outmaneuver them
>Sensors and road asists beeping.
>Gay """suspensful""" music starts playing

Look, there's never been a more appropriate use of Metallica's "Fuel" than a Hellcat advertisement.

dat fucking winneeee

it pleases me

>just viewing this picture is a crime in Yuropooria

Why live?

>commercial for the new hellcat charger and challenger
>the guy from Fast 'n Loud encourages people to buy """"fast""""" cars instead of going to school

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb2qHSiiDAc

>commercial has a man riding a Harley Davidson through the desert
>La Grange by ZZ Top plays over the noise of the engine

>Nissan Commercial
>Bruno Mars starts play

>BMW commercial
>a well dressed white guy picks up an attractive exotic woman

>go to school
>get cucked, have no income, 4 years later you're 100k+ in debt working fast food

>buy a mans car
>50-80k debt
>get pussy every day
>start apprenticeship somewhere
>meet a nice girl, get married and have kids

Sounds like the right choice to me.

>prius commercial
>a bunch of mediocre looking white dudes use it as getaway car after robbery
>tfw the cops have to use priuses to catch the bad prius
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEE

I never understood this. The potential Prius buyer doesn't give a shit about speed and muh double wishbone fronts
Why don't they advertise what the Prius is actually really good at
Fuck, I'd take a Prius ad of a video overlay of people refilling their gas tank and spending money while "2017 Prius: 52 Combined MPG" is overlayed on top

>>go to school for a shit degree*
>>get cucked, have no income, 4 years later you're 100k+ in debt working fast food
FTFY

You either go to work immediately and make no more than 80k/yr or get a good degree in thirsty fields and make mad dosh out of school. Otherwise you're a baka.

I wish Tesla would make Mad Max inspired post-oil ads.

Is it bad that I still want a Challenger after all this time

nope. they are kick ass cars

FUCKING UKULELE MUSIC REEEEEEEEE

The 80s & 90s never happened

>fiat commercial
>car taking viagra

thats actually quite nice

>Van abomination commercial
>real human being starts playing
>actor is clearly not a real human being or a real hero

is he the scorpion or the frog

>go to car dealer
>if i get you xxxxxx price will you buy tonight?

The plateform of the cruze was made by Opel

>not changing to spare
>lazy nigger

>a car commercial that isn't annoying as fuck with shitty rap music blasting
Fake

because they wanna appeal to the "hip and 4ever young xD" generation

I'm going to be arrested for patriotism

WITNESS ME

>Subaru commercial
>dogs driving

>>go to school
>>get cucked, have no income, 4 years later you're 100k+ in debt working fast food

>not going STEM
Literally all you need to get a job is to stand in a square and wave around with your diploma, you'll be employed in 10 minutes without them even asking about your experience.

Run flat tires, you nincompoops.

>Subaru commercials
>forrester/outback being shown in priceless family memories
>parents remember how they did family stuff in the car
>they pass the car down to the kid
>kid drives off and while backing out of the driveway hits something tiny and causes no damage to the car
>kid looks back with nervous smile
>"known for safety and the highest resell value of any brand"
>love. It's what makes a subaru, a subaru.

>Kia commercial
>fucking hamsters or some shit
>wtf is going on

LOL
Chevyashit.jpeg

why do these make me feel

>jeep commercial
>isn't about the new 2016/17/18/19 Comanche and never will be
>change channel

It's a commercial that only applies to half their market. What about the impreza bros?

>impreza being shown in pricelss hoon memories
>AWD drifting around corners in school zones
>nearly sliding into retaining walls
>single mexican dude remembers that time he ran from the cops
>he sells it to some white kid with a vape
>he stalls twice while backing out of the driveway
>engine knocking
>finally gets going
>loud VRRRRRRRRRRRRRM noise and muffled eurobeat playing in the distance
>accidentally drifts backwards into oncoming traffic as the engine explodes
>cut to mexican guy counting a fat stack of cash
>"known for safety and the highest craigslist resell value of any brand, even if you put NOS in it"
>hektik skids. it's what makes a subaru, a subaru.

I woulda laughed if i saw a stealth r/t in that commercial

Nice try, shill.
Just as easy as majoring in maths amirite?

I've always wondered what that ad campaign was about

>double wishbone fronts
>tfw you realize it has a wagon axle rear end

>sporty coupe
>electronic wub wub music
Jokes on you ;_;7
youtube.com/watch?v=r-3HEyR-c3M

What's your point?
youtube.com/watch?v=0qz8YKlk3JU
youtube.com/watch?v=bZ9R3kFjt7w

>Watch a Mini commercial

youtube.com/watch?v=WNtJoIyAReg

>Kia commercials
youtu.be/qQQkElKi0NQ

>2016
>still watching commercials

What's with Dodge commercials lately containing a hefty ammount of burnouts and hooning, like that's the only thing they're good at and no other car can do it.

>it's the best car commercial ever

youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9AcL4rPhw&feature=youtu.be

I remember one like that, where dude gets his horses out of the trailer and pulls the truck out. It's supposed to be that real men figure out how to solve their problems or something.

I see it as a dumbass old man going through a muddy field in 2wd when the truck clearly has 4x4 markings on the side. If you can't figure out what four wheel drive is for, you shouldn't be procreating.

No fossil fuels= barely any affordable energy, you dip

This is the best fucking car video I've ever seen

What the hell else has a charger ever been used for since it's inception
It does one fucking thing and that's make the rear tires spin as hard as it can, the commercials know and reflect this.

>what the fuck is nuclear

>dat toccata and fugue in d minor remix
hnnng

10/10

youtube.com/watch?v=8sArLR04ABg
GOAT ad campaign

GUTSY

>Car was built in canadia.

>the shot of the front spoiler retracting
Oh boy

canada is american

>muffled Eurobeat playing in the distance
10/10 senpai

>2016
>watching commercials

>van commercial
>shows parents and kids aging as they use it

>he can't afford both cable and internet

How's that Mc Donald's wi-fi?

y lie chevy.
y lie.

best car ad coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=A9AvhDm7rI8

Fuck, that was so hype, and I don't even like Skylines

POO 2 LOO

Every time I hear that commercial I giggle, I swear I've heard REAL HUMAN BEAN in about three different ones by now. Someone is taking the piss out of it.

Also, who remembers those Chrysler 200 commercials in different languages? They had one in German and one in Japanese, and they COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED UP by having Bach play in the GERMAN one (youtube.com/watch?v=J2F3soL2bl8) instead of the Japanese one as a direct reference to !

Kek

youtu.be/CJ70EFhFGT8

all truck commercials
>>shot of someone dumping backhoe load of dirt or pallet of lumber into bed from six feet up
good job, now he has to go buy a new truck because you popped the shocks right through the wheel wells.

Tesla owners being overtaken by bandits in rekked-out cars as their batteries run dry.

"I guess we forgot how useless an electric car is without an electric grid to charge it off of"

>also applicable to half of all Subaru ads

>>heterosexual women
>>Subaru wagon

wrong