/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Prima Nocta is the birthright of every Noble.

No. Stay away from that entire dumpster fire.
hahahaha let's le hit image limit le again le! We've already seen your stupid fucking meme pictures, fuck off.

Sounds like you need a pure steppe waifu, user. But...

>You will never have a pure steppe waifu

Why even live?

i wonder how it runs, and i assume it's vanilla only. I hope it's a good port

Nobles are dirt before the divine.

I'm posting The Humungus, The Lord Humungus, The Warrior of the Wasteland, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla until we get a good Post-Apocalypse mod.

do the mountains on the new map bother anyone else?
They seem too crowded to me.

Updated pastebin.
Links removed from OP, as they were added to the pastebin.

This user gets it

That's why you make a new thread when the image limit is hit.

we usually don't need images, it's just shitposters

I fucking hate you and I'm now going to dump lewds.
>Waaaaaahm but then mods will delete it!

>I fucking hate you
Mighty Caesar has no time for plebs. Away with you vile begger!

>Captcha Select all images with pillars or columns

Why is Mega so slow

Gekonewer hosted elsewhere when

Away with you, vile spammer.

I'll upload it to medifire but it might take a few hours.

It was such a shame he killed himself. It is also a shame that at the time his work was making almost no money but now everyone knows about Conan the Barbarian and it is considered the Cornerstone of an entire genre.

i haven't had any complaints with mediafire so it may be better to host on

This happened before (and by wich I mean, not this summer) and we were fine waiting for the bump limit.
Tones down the autism a bit too

I don't care

Solid advice!

ETA 1h25m.

Just started playing Phantasy Calradia and it's pretty sweet. But I'm have a super hard time finding battle continuation mods for it. In the long term I find MB unplayable without battle continuation. Anyone been able to get a battle cont. mod to work with the phantasy calradia mod?

only thing i care about is if they update anything

If you have expectations or fear concerning that console port feel free to share.
I just really have nothing to say about it, is all.

Nor should anyone. It's literally nothing.

If you were playing a proper paladin you could just heal yourself in the battle and never die.

Heal will also work on your mount next patch.

>not being a lich king

So you really can't do any battle continuation? I even tried a method that alters the mission_templates.txt file but even that was incompatible.

I wish he could see the success of his creation and how much joy he brought to the world.

>there are literally 0 place names corresponding to vaegir towns in m&b/warband
>sturgians are more nord than vaegir
SLAVS BTFO

>implying the Vaegirs aren't descended from an army of outlanders who came from another world to Calradia spreading a vile religion of death worship

WISH PEASANT GIRLS LOOKED LIKE THIS IRL

What would the cowboy version of a weeaboo be?

Is it just me or is silverstag's vaegirs buffed to shit

As much as I love upthrust on pikes and spears Polearms need to the righteous downswing to feel right.

youtu.be/OFQQALduhzA?t=5m3s

I heard Phantasy Calradia was a mess. Worth a go? I don't even care about using magic. I just want to hit different things with M&B's Poleaxe.

Yeah but Robert E. Howard wasn't a weeabo as much as he was just a dork.

How so? Did they add another tier to troop trees and give them higher than power draw 5? Nothing scales better than bows and Vaegirs are the best archers.

in native vaegirs are super ass though

Vaegirs aren't as bad as people think they are, especially unmodded where archers are unlikely to run out of ammo before battle conclusion. Vaegirs can also be pretty fearsome once they actually engage thanks to Bardiche usage.

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>Escort mission
>Sapper always runs off far ahead
>In a game where everyone and his grandma carries a fucking pistol

Thanks B&G:Carribean. And are doing these missions the only reliable way to get money early on? I miss just being able to kill random bandits and hire farmers to slowly build up my empire.

kill pirates and steal their boats

Invest in shipping, user. By which I mean murder people and take, then sell, their boats.

I need my own ship first though. And decent armor so that I don't instantly die to random stray bullets.

>And are doing these missions the only reliable way to get money early on?
they're exceedingly profitable
i like the little missions, they'd be a great addition to native

Well this is a surprise. Can I enslave them too I wonder...

There must be more to life.

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>grenades in Caribbean! are single-use and never replenish
Huh.

>native commander battle, swadians vs vaegirs
>go vaegirs
>vaegir infantry consists of men with spiked clubs, spears, and shields
>vaegir archers consist of men in shirts and nomad bows
>vaegir horsemen have lamellar vests
meanwhile
>all 3 swadian units have mail
native """balance"""

Sounds like a slavic army to me.

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>Assassination mission
>Dress up like a nun, no one will suspect a thing!
Agent 47 would be proud

why does everyone spoiler the exclamation mark whenever they say Caribbean!

It doesn't seem compatible with a lot of gameplay mods like battle continuation, diplomacy, etc. It's really just the native game with extra magic factions and towns tacked on. So if you go into it realizing that it isn't some grand conversion mod it's pretty great. The different unit types are really cool. If you just want to play the game vanilla style with an awesome fantasy army and cool spells then I'd recommend it.

did you never play WFAS?

fug

>Spearing peasant women from behind
You're living the life man

>next patch
I thought the mod was finished. Didn't the last patch come out like three years ago?

Why would I have?

You need to develop an appreciation for how dumb horse fuckers really are.

So how did it go?

>1911
>is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth
TRIGGERED

I managed to jump over the couched lance and then he ran into the wall behind me which didn't go so well for him.

That's not even a glock lol

They are worth it. Only buy the most expensive ones though, don't waste you time on the cheap ones.

The native map increased to 200% in size really fucking bothers me. Luckily the modder said he is working on reducing it down to 150% right now.

He's been posting updates on his "Currently working on" forum every week for the last 2 years...

I know but glock rhymes with cock.

>the early versions of caribbean when jungle fighters had grenades
jesus christ

Sounds like you need some Suvarnabhumi Mahayuth in your life. Grenades restock per battle -- Power Throw never looked so sexy on companions.

If only the Ming weren't pushovers.

That sounds historically accurate.

I suppose it is - But they are supposed to be the Dark Knight equivalent. Aside from the initial invasion where they start with ridiculous numbers they lose steam really quickly.

Do the Blunderbuss in Caribbean actually shoot shot?

If you were lucky they would end up killing themselves.

Yes the added finally multiple-projectile shots a few patches ago.

Maybe if RustyForkFrenchAnon is around he will post some of his .webms. At least I think those are his .webms

Here you go.

mediafire.com/download/kbh76iji9cepc9a/GekoNewer_Standalone_1.33.rar

yes they do

>they all hit for full damage
HAHAHAHAH

Thanks to the power of GUNS and the "suspicious stranger" I suspect I am going to be pretty fucking powerful at a very low level, no renown, and just the starting followers.

So are these traits as useless as they look? I mean come on... +1 slash damage? Really?

They're prereqs you ponce.

Street Scourge is equally useless and Hawkeye has no prerequisites and is plainly superior. While Hawkeye is indeed higher level -- Traits are limited.

>3.66GB on mega
>1.07GB here

I don't personally use the combat traits though that +3 and +10 accuracy are fucking amazing if you like to use guns but giving them to your combat focused companions makes them even more deadly. Expecially since you get so much exp for sinking ships they level up much quiicker in Caribbean!

PIC related are amazing. +30% melee damage or +30% accuracy/reloading for your troops will make you pretty much unbeatable. A shame they are mutually exclusive.

Nope it is 1.07GB on MEGA too.

Athletics is STR based now...? I like this change. Yeesssssss

Typical malware is only ~125 lines of assembly.
That sides difference is probably indicative of *something*, but it's not necessarily something bad.

I see that you all have given 5 units of currency each to the money hungry jews hard working developers of Caribbean!
Thanks for giving your money to the eternal Rhodok hard working developers!

I am not contesting the general and logistics skills. Just that player martial skills should BTFO of them due to individual effect rather than global along with the inherent risk of aggressively using your avatar in large battles.

Although I must admit that I don't have any clue what "+3 attack speed" equates to in reality. Typically if you are constantly in battle your weapon proficiency gets pretty high even without high investment in weapon master though.

The devs of Caribbean! are slavs, so we gave our money to the eternal Vaegir.

caribbean devs are vaegirs not rhodoks

How do you think the console versions of Warband will do?
Also where is it on the stores?