Dota 2 General /d2g/

>not liking the animeposting wave

One of the first post dedicated to if you steal my Annie may girls I'll steal yours

post lycan

This is the conduct summary of somebody who has lost 140 behavior score.

means you have 1 or 2 reports senpai

t. maths undergrad
a msc would be able to tell you how many exactly senpai

stop pinging
stop all chat keywords like "stupid fucking retard"

h-hey

>Sunsfan
STOP IT

JUST

this dnd is some magical realm shit

>best squad ever
>"JUST"
?

I use the word "nigger" both in allies and all chat. All the time.

And so far I have never gotten less than 9500 good guy points.

I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.

Did ppd get contacts or something?

I never ping or use all chat.

I've never checked my behavior score once and don;t intend to but I get a "reported more than 99% of players" literally every single conduct summary.

>no fear
>no bonjwa captain
>lulteezy

literally the definition of JUST

LMOA
quit while you're ahead i guess

it's a lie. if you get more than 4 reports it says that

ppd was only good at drafting, that's it

even then his drafting failed in top 3 TI

doing god's work son

>PPD was only good at drafting
>his drafts cost them an easy TI
???

PPD is also the only screaming angry little man glue that kept the org together in the first place.

wah sugoi qt bb taigo onee chan^^
>I don't think the algorithm takes key words into consideration.
being muted takes that into consideration
how many times you ping per
how many times you type in all chat excessively

>i dindu nuffin

Man PPD was everything in that team
Rip the Washington - Kabul Connection

You fucking idiot every fucking time
All star teams never work out, they are memes to generate cash flow
you need weak links in teams to create identity look shut up funnek

DUDE

BREW

LMAO

>PPD's final draft was picking RTZ for EG again

>ppd was seriously the worst "pro" to ever graced dota 2
did you not watch any of the games or what
hes not terrible at dota, and to say that really just shows ur ignorance

actually fear was the guy who kept the org together he was the guy they all wanted to play with

why the fuck is d2g riddled with subhuman weeb shit, fuck this place is dead

I haven't reminded you losers in a while so take notice that this game is still a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out breaks more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into the market like the Steam VR, that probably costed both an unimaginable amount of money to produce that still even raw content, and the resources that a company like Valvo would probably never have unless they hadn't jewed over 60 million big ones with DOTA 2 tournaments.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VR shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now?

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your existence, seriously.

you could have stopped this, why didn't you ?

Please no memes doturds, is adelaide a guy or a girl?

This isn't an allstar team
only 2 TI winners, rest are shitters

> he doesnt know about the filters
lmoa

>memeteezy
>not miracle-

how do you fuck that up

xy

>EG going for the all-star meme team strat
how long until rtz is kicked?

If I did do shit, I wouldn't have gotten up to 10k behavior score in the first place.

Valvebro here

Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Sun Wukong and that we should focus on fixing the FPS issues that have been getting worse throughout each patch instead of just putting more Battle Passes for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with excessive particles and incomplete broken cosmetic sets for the Autumn Battle Pass are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

Oh yea post more drunk sluts with big titties you loser

What's your definition of sub-human??

>getting triggered by a mere 2% decrease in behavior score
i bet u tilt like a motherfucker too ahahah

Also,

Reminder that I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

Reminder that my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

Reminder that that EQUALS TO A 35 WINS TO 0 ZERO LOSS RATIO

Reminder that you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

Reminder that once the New Journey Update and a new balance patch come out Abaddon will be top pick again

Reminder that I am the true chosen by the mist

the Legion fag just change his copypasta to a different one

filtering shitter is like the easiest thing ever

UUUU

I'm ok if you guys won't even use this one But hey, stop editing the template.
>killurselves.com

Nice comedy skills, I reversely laughed to death right there.

Don't mislead the newcomers.

>tfw 66% winrate with Enigma

>loser

Yeah actually I get laid all the time, not that hard, slap on a cheap suit, go down to the bar and act like I have some kind of big important job and lots of money, when they see my apartment they believe it because my apartment is so nice (Thanks Obama)

Fuck em', dump em', and chillax all day

>Wasting money traveling

Na, I'm gonna chill and play video games all day with my buds and keep banging random bitches :^)

You make it sound like life is hard, it really isn't, you just gotta use what you have to your advantage, free money and housing and weed? Who the fuck WOULDN'T take that?

There are two types of people in this world, wolves and sheep, which one are you?

>legion fag is tiago
way to out yourself ti6 babby

>It's a Ti@go vs r€ddit episode

...

ppd was not a good drafter

guess i should filter episode, all its a XXXX episode are unfunny shit anyway

Its the Dota 2 gen nigger but people caught onto him so he has to edit threads in any way he can so he can have his special snowflake threads, it only happens on euro time

Some people take steps to make this place habitable, but it's sure as hell not the non-whites.

>could've been a 2 ti winner
>drafts Brewmaster

are you saying eg placed highly in all those tournaments by just skill? lmao not even the most delusional murican could believe that

PPD just started believing the whole master dafter meme and it fucked him over.

LOL

Only now you noticed?

I changed the OP text a couple of days when I was the one to make one of the threads.

It's been like that for over 3 days or something.

I'm literally LMAO'ing at your sad life.

Loser.

hehehehehe

>could've been a 3 ti winner
>drafts Mason

>le non whites boogeyman
haha stay nu beta male cuck

>Regarded as one of the best drafters in the entirety of Dota 2
>PICKS BREWMASTER IN TI FINALS

Did he ever explain why he did that? Might as well have picked sniper for highground defense if he wanted a useless hero.

>filtering episodio in english
N-Nooooooo!!!!!

any one wanna fap over ppd and arteezy erp in private on steamleave your steam id

Denmark
Sweden
Uzberkistan
Pakistan
India

Now this is a proper melting pot team I can cheer for

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>Did he ever explain why he did that?
nope, i hope that now he is a manager that he will though.

DEE ARTEEZY CYCLE

Russia*
Arteezy isn't uzbeki, it's like sumail living in NA

?

eg is a european team

How did Arteezy get away with this shit ?

Oh yeah and here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

Also,
FUCK OFF, NENECCHI.

does anyone actually read those spergings by the autists lmao

>anime poster
>calls me loser

So did you all buy your cute Jessie doll, masturbate and cum on her face, then leave the room and imagine all your other toys trying to console her while she cries, knowing she can't get the cum off her face because it would cause suspicion?

>h-hey

Did you seriously just tried to simulate stuttering while typing a word?

>tfw no sheever gf

you do what your mum always tell you

dont look at them special kid, dont make eye contact with the retards.

Reminder that Arteezy turned off his stream early to fuck Nyanners

Whoa, dude...

That's like, really harsh and like, rude, man.

I think you need to, like, you know, take a chill-pill or something, dudestein.

Like, chillax, dudebro. There's no reason to be upset, man.

Whoa.. easy on the negative vibes and stuff. Seriously.

>fear as a coach
>PPD as manager

damn

these generals are in need of a purge phams

can we get nyanners to do the ANDY SALAD arteezy rap in weeb?

>ruins my favorite team again
>fucks my waifu

I hate arteezy more than anything in life

So what did you dudes did this summer?
There's only one week of it left!

Why aren't you spending the rest of your Summer days going to a paradisiac deserted beach with your friends instead of playing this shit game, retards?

Here, have a small taste of where I was last weel enjoying a fucking amazing God's Ray Sunset on one of the best beaches in the world all to myself.

Now this is livin' the life! Shieeeeeet.

But by all means, please continue to be losers forever for all I care. LOL!

Have fun staying indoors on a hot September day, you literal retards. I'll be sleeping on this beach in a few hours from now!

>there are plebes in d2g

New hero :

Hzvaes, The Phython King

Str, Meele

Skill 1: Glare
Instantly slows the target. Duration is reduced the more enemy heroes are around.
Free pathing is enabled until the stun/slow ends.
It becomes a stun during Phyton form.

Stun duration: 5
Duration: 4/4.5/5/5.5
Cast range: 200
Phython cast range: 800/900/1000/1100
Reduction per hero detection radius: 150
Slow: 80%

Cooldown: 10

Skill 2: Dissolving Stench
Commands each core to release a stench that deals damage and reduces armor.

Radius: 175
Damage(Physical): 150/160/170/180
Armor reduction: 2/3/4/5

Cooldown: 4.33

Skill 3: Consume
Devours the target hero dealing pure damage. If it dies by this ability, Phython King's armor is permanently increased.

Damage: 75/150/225/300
Armor per kill: 1

Cooldown: 12/11/10/9
Skill 4: Phython Form
Transforms into an extending mighty Phyton enhancing his abilities as he splits into cores.
Each kill increases the length of Phython Form which is passively collected without this ability being learned.
This ability creates core every 100 range increase.
Innate bonus per kill: 25
Length bonus per kill: 50/75/100
Duration: 20

Cooldown: 40

Cores
-doesn't attack
-can cast spells
-can cast items but goes on cooldown on other cores and even the main hero after usage.
-Invulnerable
-Has collision size of a hero but you can phase out.
-No collision against itself

Rate pls

youtube.com/watch?v=-kmzLzUyF70&t=2m56s

Why is tiny allowed to have an aghs that does so much?

this is what you get for letting him make new threads

Is Zyori actually taking notes on his notepad in this dnd game?

I literally went outside one day (today) ONE DAY and EG fucked the things up. Better stay in house.