/tesg/ ~ The Elder Scrolls General

I really wish Skyrim hadn't removed attributes

How do I convince Xi that I want to kiss her because she's the only woman I have eyes for?

I'd be kinda disappointed. I'd rather have Hammerfell or Alinor.

Or Pyandonea

I'm sure she's convinced of your feelings. She just doesn't care.

Get yourselves drunk, lay a kiss on her, fall into bed, and be ready to run for your life in the morning, at least until she cools down

You don't. You suffer like the rest of us and live with the fact they they will never notice you, and that they will live centuries without acknowledging your existence and knowing your name.

That's the kind of mentality that turns people into stalkers with a self-destructive lifestyle.

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I wish Xi would love me

which waifu do you wish would be captured by a tribe of orcs and used as breeding stock for new slaves by all the other males of the stronghold since only the chieftain can breed with the orc women?

Goodnight /tesg/

Ewa

Delete this

Goodnight user

what's with the telvanni fuckers lately

None of them.

Goodnight

Goodnight, user.

this one

Goodnight user

Night

What's the one race that you guys think is the less seen in skyrim?

Support the Empire, user. You don't want to be on the wrong side of history, do you? The elves have been oppressed by humanity, especially Nords, since forever, it's only right to let them have some say in what goes on in Skyrim. Talos worship is a little archaic anyway, isn't it? When have you met a Talks worshiper who wasn't over-zealous and racist anyway? And yes, these changes might take some getting used to, but you just have to deal with it, you can't just go running around bringing a fascist into power. You have to know that the old Skyrim is never coming back. It's okay to think about it and maybe even crave it sometimes, but it is never coming back, and that's a good thing.

female bosmer

Is she preparing for the cum bath?

Yuo're mom, LOL!

Naga

I wish that all orcs would die, honestly.

It's painfully obvious that Brave resculpted her face. Cumtears, the only poster so pathetic that he needs other people to fix his waifu.

>dirty elf
>wishing death on dirty elves

>elf

>dirty

How dare you, she's quite hygenically-minded, I'll have you know!

You better watch your damn mouth before we chain you up next, elf.

Looks like some greenskins want a taste of the mace.

What I wouldn't give to be in the middle of that.

>arguing against an undeniable fact
user, there is a reason they're called orsi_mer_

getting both collision on hair and boob is pretty neato

>Piss-skin seriously think she challenge a orc chieftain and his wives.

Keep throwing your weak insults and soon you will end up just like these nords.

>Install Archery Overhaul
>Think maybe it's a bit OP
>Think better of it after meeting enemy archers

Help.

>Not taking care of 2 on the list at once

pull the arrows out, milkdrinker.

i hate you

Why what did I do ;-;

I fooled around with it a bit then rerolled (a very early game character) to retool it a bit. Just archery actually seemed a bit OP, and I wanted to be more reliant on melee.

I swear to god it's not the swords killing me. It's the stacking bleed damage attritioning me so the melee can finish me off.

This mace has crushed more orcs than the number of years you have between the lot of you. Go back to your inbred hill huts and whine about your lot in life some more, shitmer.

It's telling that even the nord settlements are better made than your squalid "strongholds." Any orc with half a brain leaves the first chance they get and never looks back.

What mods would I need to seduce a canon character?

Sexlab and Amorous Adventures

Amorous Adventures

You know there's some guy out there right now working on a quest for the next Elder Scrolls game. They're probably thinking about what the experience is going to be like for the character and what the objectives should be. They might even be browsing this general for ideas.

If they're browsing this general for ideas then I weep for the next game

hey this general is a bastion of creativity

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I want to have Amorous Adventures with xi

more romanceable characters who are just evil, amoral fuckheads

that's it, I'm deleting all my lolis.

>Always go to sleep too early and wake up too late to wish goodnight user a good night

So that's where the name came from

actually, it came from /pol/

slow thred

I can make exactly 1 (one) face and nothing else
3/4 front shot with eyes looking at the camera and smiling

is this the part where we devolve to sleep-deprived babbling and cock lust

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH

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That frog.

No. We can't let that stuff get on the floor. It makes a mess.

Super slow.

I know how that feels.

Why. To your statement.
Another why. To that picture.

I've become disgusted by what it means to be attached to loli.

I DON'T KNOW

only part of the pic that isn't trash

Are you feeling guilty? You do realize that they are fictional characters, right?

Okay, I'm done with the boring stuff, now I only need to find her a good location, give her a class, add stuff in her inventory etc.
I like Morthal but the place is dead and boring. Riften and Markarth are beautiful but they're rotten to the core.
I can't put her in Whiterun since most people already have a whole army waiting in the Bannered Mare.

I love when I'm trying to have a good time in morrowind and my tinnitus decides to tell me to go fuck myself and make my right ear ring something fierce

Ok, stepping out the box of being jokey for a minute, I don't actually have an issue with the pic in question outside of the creep factor of turning a presidential candidate into a child that's intended to be sexualized. I'm not particular to the social justice mindset that would imply that there's some conspiracy against women that this kind of thing is systematically symptomatic of, but I still find it in bad tastes. Of course, that's kinda the point of shadman.

I do, however, worry that this kind of thing is the beginning of a fast-tracking towards stronger censorship and that this has the potential to be the most high-profile image shad has ever done. I worry if it's picked up on by the right outlets, it could bring western loli into the public eye and hamper the very grey-area freedom of speech protections that loli art currently enjoys.

You know, considering that the public is currently laughing at her campaign for openly declaring a war against a cartoon frog, talking about a sexualized version of herself may not be her wisest course of action. I don't think that the media (AKA Hillary's PR team) would ever bring this up.

I mean, if I were an uninformed voter, my first question would probably be "Where the hell did you even find that in the first place and why are you showing and talking about that on national television?"

Luckily Gawker is dead?

finally got around to making my witchhunter that will eventually become a more paladin-esque guy to pop through vigilant with.

How is /tesg/ this Thursday/Friday. Adventures? Modding bullshit?

sorry to hear that user. What kind of character are you playing as in Morrowind.

Fiddling with two armors and getting my enb to work with mod organizer. Telling myself to go to sleep.

I finally converted from CBBE to a variant of UNP. It has bouncing tittays and ass and I'm trying to keep track of how bad it rapes my FPS.
It's not too bad, though I got a little worried when White run said 20 FPS for a bit.

It's gonna be Valenwood.

Well this mod is...

Interesting. As an unintended side effect, my eating and drinking animations interrupt me even in 'first person' view. Which I actually like. I shouldn't be able to gorge mid combat if I suddenly get hungry or thirsty.

She doesn't exist user

that's probably fake tho tbqh senpai

reverse image search it. it legit was leaked 2 years ago

But maybe Project Greenheart is one of their titles they're releasing before the next TES

I doubt it, but I'm very hopeful.

I seriously doubt that. They've already released an card game and an MMO. What more is there?A Valenwood expansion for TESO? But Valenwood already exists in TESO, not to mention they've recently released an expansion for that game.

Want some help dicking on those Orcs? You seem capable of handling them yourself, but I'm quite bored.

Also yourself to be hype

Ded morning huh?

Post adventure or something

I have a problem right now where I want to get all my characters in on the same storyline, but I don't have all of them made, and so no stories are going anywhere. Getting rid of Harkon is first on that list.

>what more is there?
Something along the lines of Fallout shelter I'd imagine.

I've also always wanted to have all my characters meet each other, though not really in the same story or even being friends or anything; just things like, for example, two of them happening to be in the same city when a dragon attacked.

You can do some console and showracemenu tricks to get all your characters on screen but it's a tedious process and just a temporary solution since their faces will revert back to whatever character you're playing when you reload the save. Or you could try Familiar Faces, but I hear it's pretty buggy.

That's already what Legends basically is. There's likely going to be a mobile version of that down the road similarly to hearthstone.