/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

inshallah

Why is there so much Bellposting?

GTAG is full of furries, and most of them never heard of Bell before widely introduced it in threads. They don't know were else to go with it.

Widely isn't the Bellposter. Stop this meme.

crimes voice a cute
CUTE

>Liked Crime from the start
>Cucked by Yuri, Null and now Blater
End my life

friendly reminder that worthless Bellposters ruined this general

His excuse is "it really makes these people mad, haha" when really all he wants to do is have a reason to post his furry faggot bullshit.

FUCK OFF

who?

Poor flib

flib go away

Those weren't me.

I'm trying to find folks to play with.
pls play ;_;

What platform are you on?
What's your name?

No time for videogames, we're discussing NEET pretend relationships.

>thinking I would trust a commissioner at all after null and the one faggot who visited my house.
You're emotionally weak, clingy, and I don't want to partake in the phase you're in.

I did like our chats though.

PC
also just add galdis on Steam, I can't remember my account and it's apparently been locked on social because of failed login attempts

>Hates people like Flib
>Goes for obnoxious loudmouths like Null and Blater that ultimately backfires and never works
Destined to be alone

I'm an obnoxious loudmouth.

You should see my shittalk macros. There are a LOT of them. For almost every situation and kill.

Styleszeitgeist

PS4 players needed

Wasting my life away endlessly retrying 3rd Prison setup and final Lowriders mission thanks to subhuman quitting garbage

>needing a trainer to combat other script kiddies
>every room has at least 3 Russian 12 year olds hacking
>tuned race payouts
>no one values yachts
>no one values super cars
>you will never experience the joy of saving up money to buy the new super car
>you will never experience the joy of getting 3 of your real life friends together so you can all run a heist to get money
>you complain every update that "lol no content" despite the fact that there's droves of content, you just don't need to do it, so you don't
>you're literally incapable of having fun in this game by yourself because you've cheated the only incentive to play
>that's why you sit around in this general waiting for other people to get online so you can play with them

PCucks ruin it for themselves, honestly.

Every thread

Don't give it any (You)s.

It is too late.
Let it be known.
Anyone who denies is lying to themselves.

GTAO Lowriders is like 1/3 a good singleplayer DLC

>No Korean or Triad Chinatown Wars style DLC
>No playable Lamar DLC
>No Aztecas vs. Vagos DLC
>No Lost & Lamned 2 DLC
>No DLC
>GTA Online

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The chicken fucker was right.

Wake up, thread. Post some screens.

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>the joy of saving up money to buy the new super car
Maybe I could if this game actually gave you any money and didn't make the super cars retardedly expensive

Almost ready to quit the game for good. I can't progress at all with these job quitters

I wish we had wingsuits so we could do some awesome sky flying

forgot pic

What is there even to spend money on once I'm done heists?

Office + warehouse
Car
Helicopter
Boat

?

Office
Yacht

then you just sit on your ass in the corner of the map while waiting to get free 30k

how do get the money
?

3 years since GTA 5 was released.
It still runs like a legless horse.
Please help me stop expecting better.

buy a sharkcard goyim

GTAV runs good, though. The only reason it would run bad is if you have a really weak processor, because even a GTX480 can do 60 FPS in it.

As in every 3rd session ends with "everyone left", it takes 6 minutes to load into online, there are minimal game mode and freeroam lobby controls, self radio still doubles the processor load, the only menu users seen as a priority are the ones devaluing shark cards and so on.

>someone took their time to make something autistic like this
holy shit

It is pretty interesting learning about corporate networks, like how different buisinesses that offer competing services are often owned by a common group. All the picture does is link corporations and politics and slap a happy merchant in the middle.

That first one is network problem, it's good to cripple your network so that it happens when you're trying to grind crates or whatever and some people do that.
For me it takes only a minute or two to load into online, but I do it by going into story mode first and then going to online from there.
Self radio I guess I can confirm, but not quite double. Without self radio I have 15% CPU usage, with I have 18%.

I still don't think it's a game that runs poorly. The only real performance related issue I have with it is massive desyncing if you're playing with people all over the world rather than from your continent exclusively. It cripples some heists like fleeca job and the prison breakout.

Post ID!

Today's update needs to hurry up and Drop.

50% off on boats, my uncle works at ********.

I'm not done duping cars, fuck. I hope they don't fix that.

if you have a controller look up youtube videos on the matter

ill be back christmas m8

what's new

Post yfw there isn't an update

pic related

Finally I can buy a rhino tank for a good price

>everything on Warstock
Multiple millionaire bikes incoming.

>Social Club still doesn't do fucking work
>It still doesn't process Snapmatic selfies after you select them to be used as your avatar
>mfw ******** will never ever never fix it

Who cares.

Bikes are shit and not fun and if I have to race with one I have my bati already.

This

They always have grip and take sharp turns with no drama. Bikes races are fucking boring in gta. Actual bicycle races are fun if they require jumps.

t. Batishitter

Savage is kinda tempting half off.

On one hand its a giant target that goes down in one rocket

But it shoots a shit ton of rockets also but I already have a hydra also

Find me one bike that doesn't drive on rails

>fastest bike is for shitters

Oh I suppose we should just all handicap ourselves and use the akuma right?

Because taking turns is so hard rite?

>lol guys save up for the million dollar bikes don't buy anything expensive thats fun!

Dinka Vindicator and Lectro exist these are the most expensive bikes in the game right now yet are some of the worse even more so considering the prices on both of them.

>handicap
>akuma
The guy is right, you are a shitter.

Slower bike is a handicap

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>Slower
Keep digging that hole.

>half off hydras
>half off tanks
>half off insurgents
>25% off memerumas
>25% off stickies and proxies
>half off mercs

They may as well have just called this one Shitter Week.

At least I can buy a Technical at a decent price. Is Drop Zone fun with random players?

how much the hydra goes for again? with or without discount

>Half off all merryweather services
Well I can't wait for the endless Merc squads.
Alternatively we're gonna have a lot more rappelling screenshots

$3 million normally. According to my calculations, it would be $1.5 million for the week.

Thanks
I simply can't open the game at the moment

>still trying to do heists with randomers

Godspeed

r8 car collection

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I don't expect updates anymore and I'm still disappointed.

Guess I'll buy the Brickade now.

Do it, the Brickade is fucking stupid fun.
If you own a large warehouse, you can spawn it next to you for free.

Anyone know where I can get the redux mod? the site's down.

>only the front and last set of wheels leave skid marks/tracks behind them
>middle set might as well not be there (at least it reacts to terrain...)

>disappointing sound

>very wide turns at higher speed

>should be the most expensive car in the game
>is cheaper than some dumb SUVs

>only the stock lights ever light up
>pic related

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROCKSTAAAAAR!!!

Is there a better feeling than holding off a crew of 6 on your own?

Fuck yes, a decent game mode for a change.

I know. I've driven it in enough shipping jobs. Once a sale goes up on the MTL Dune & Tugboat, my Pegasus collection will be complete.

That thing was added to the game before the inflation rate hit & ********* stopped adding level locked objects. After all, if something is level locked, people can't just buy a sharkcard and then where would we be? If it was added to the game now, it'd be 1.5 million easily.

The answer is 'no'.

If you wanted a fun, fast luxurious truck, you should have just bought a Baller LE.

what is the best offroad car that you can buy or steal in online?

the site is back, atleast for me

do u mean an actual offroad class car or just something to use offroad? 4 doors or 2?

something for offroad, 4 doors