/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #994

>tfw played 50 hours of Div:OS without realizing you can rotate the camera

youtu.be/LJTb0RfvYXY

We must embrace the pain and burn it as fuel for our journey

I don't know what it is but my interest dwindled within hours when I got past Baccus Rex. Maybe Ill pick it up again this weekend

It actually kind of picks up after that because you move to a new map and get to fight tougher enemies and less undead
...then you become OP yourself and it starts to REALLY drag on

I love elf ears
The bigger, the better

I love qun cocks
The bigger, the better

That's a bit lewd

t. morrigan

You don't love your waifu unless you grant her the pleasure of quncock.

Quncock isn't pleasure

Dorian begs to differ.

Dorian is also into BDSM (masochistic tendencies)

So is your waifu

>Two, don't buy Nvidia. It's cheaply made shit that's been marked up exponentially just to sate the goldlust of the greedy charlatans that run the company. Buy AMD. They're reliable and affordable and they aren't run by charlatans.
this fucking guy lmao

She's definitely a dom

Hmm I wonder why some of my favorite games run like shit on AMD cards then, is this part of the conspiracy?

The last time I bought an AMD card, the computer went to shit after a year, whereas my Nvidia machines haven't ever had issues. Sabotage by the Nvidia cabal?

>Implying Nvidia and AMD aren't secretly the same and earn both hipster and patrician shills
>Your choices don't matter
Just like my BioWare games

And no matter who you pick, you still get fucked in the end

Only if you're deferentially abled enough to buy a shit product in the first place (intergrated gpu)

Aaaand the joke has been ruined.

S-sorry, I wasn't aware there was a joke

It's okay, user

>you get fucked in the end because people only play BW games for hawt romances
I think I got it

My very first PC had one but I was like 15 when I bought it and I didnt even know what a GPU is. It was the old version of integrated GPUs though, I could just deactive that chip entirely and use a card instead.

Well, it's a lot less funny when you explain it like that...

Absolutely hilarious.
You can still do that though.

inviting all the /bwg/nas out to a comedy club

>hawt romances
I mean, are any of them really what people would deem 'hawt' or steamy or whatever term folks usually reserve for erotic fiction? I liked the light romance, but 'hawt', it was thankfully not.

Not in all cases, my mum's PC doesn't even have a slot for a graphics card but all she does is reading E-Mails and shutting it down again anyway. Fucking normie.

It was a pretty good one
Umm I don't appreciate constructive criticism kthx

Who are we gonna see, user?
Ok, so all she needs is a Kindle and she would be gtg.
The remainder of his hair is pretty, desu..

Anyone else /wishtheycouldlivewiththeirmommy/ here?

You can only take two people with you to the Deep Roads in DA2 WTF?

I need Aveline and Anders but I like Isabella and Merrill wtf

Joke's on you, I do

Bring Carver for a laugh

>Who are we gonna see, user?
Someone fairly straightforward would probably be for the best

We KNOW

My Carver died in the intro and Bethany is a boring ass bitch

Watch your fucking language

Bring Bethany for a laugh. Trust me

Not in the least.
>someone fairly straightforward
That's probably for the best.
I think you have to bring Bethany.

The only obligatory companion is Varric, but Anders and the siblings are the only ones who have anything interesting to say in there

Should I reload and bring Bethany instead of Merrill? I ended up going with Aveline and Merrill

It's fucking DA2, it's going to suck no matter what you do
Bringing Bethany without Anders kills her

youtube.com/watch?v=mCjLWzRUZik

What

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/dag/, help. My grip on sanity is about to go on vacation.

Just sit back and relax on your flying penguin carpet and enjoy your ride into the gaping maw of cat.

To be fair, I've been sick the past couple weeks and it's been making me delirious. Going to go back to bed and stop making an ass of myself.

tfw no Solas

Should i play inquisition? is the combat system any good? i just want some comfy action rpg after burning out from witcher 3 and dragon dogma.

It's pretty comfy but not as comfy as TW3 or as challenging as Dragon's Dogma
The combat gets pretty repetitive because you eventually settle into using the same three companions and eight abilities, but there are quite a lot of ways to build your character, and there's a big emphasis on crafting and resource gathering

So this time it's not the tism but some other sickness, okay sure

>Should i play inquisition?
probably not
>is the combat system any good?
Imagine Origin's combat, but dumb it down and make it only work well with a controller. Outside of combat, you're either waiting for a real life timer to tick down, or you're doing MMO quests alone.

It's worthwhile if you like the DA universe

Should I watch GoT or anymays?

Depends on the anime

if you have to pick a may, I suggest James

They're both pleb-tier, so it doesn't really matter.

It's depressing japanimation movies about failed relationships

Really thinking about doing a DA:O mage playthrough lads. Never really done a proper mage build, only casually.
Is it fun?

Ye

Why on earth would you want to watch that?

Beautiful visuals + schadenfreude

>tfw Solas will never hold you in his strong arms
>ywn feel his strong arms around you
>Solas' strong arms
>strong arms

But Solas has weak little noodley elf arms...

Please don't ruin my hawt fantasies...

How about you just skip the shit and read the books?

I've read them, but the latest season is original

ah, true enough, but all of their original writing is garbage. It's all just nonsensical, you're better off ignoring it.

I just want to see how it ends, it's not likely that the fat fuck is going to finish writing the books

Sure there's a chance of that, but even if they do have the same ending, the context will be wildly different and unsatisfying. Imo it's better to have nothing and hope for the books than to have a shitty replacement.

The books aren't even that good though, ADWD was mid-WoT levels of painfully dull

>Book elitists
Nobody likes you

Haven't actually gotten around to reading wheel of time, but I can't agree about ADWD being dull. The reek stuff was probably the best arc in the series, Jon was at his most interesting, and the Dany stuff was at least really good on a reread.

While I am a book snob, I really can't attribute that to my opinion on GOT, it's not just a bad adaptation, it's honestly a bad piece of television. Especially post season 3, nearly every scene easily falls apart logically. Characterizations are erratic, the world doesn't have any internal logic, and half of the actions that go on are nothing but fan service.

But the only interesting things about GoT are the gay sex and the fight scenes. Books aren't good at either.

It's honestly the Dany chapters that killed my enjoyment
>the massive fujoshi following that Reek/Ramsay attracted for some god-forsaken reason
I'm so glad it died down
>the Greyjoy are my favorite house
>they cast an awkward chubby guy as Euron
My biggest complaint so far in season 6 (other than Sansa's acting and killing off every single good actor)

I never read the books and never will so I can't even tell it's a bad adaption, that helps.

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Is DA2 worth 4,95 euros (5 something dollars)? I see a ton of hate for it around here, but I've never played it and Origin has some 50% off promo code right now.

>just spent all day at the doctor for no reason
I could've spent that time playing solitaire and arguing about elves!

It's only worth playing with the Legacy dlc, is it included?
How does that saying go, absence makes the heart grow fonder?

GoT, most anime is absolute shit

We are used to shit here

Future wife beater confirmed

GoT is shit too