Dota 2 General /d2g/

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wtf i love reddit now

>clinkz
Sneeze in his general direction.
>huskar
Just stun him.

What do I need to know to do some hat trading

>reddit """""humor"""""

It's over. Reddit won the memewar.

They have better and more fresh memes. We are stuck with the same old shit.

that's it I'm leaving this place and staying on reddit forever

I suggest everyone else does the same

>Naughty centaur!

What did she mean by this

Frankly at this point I just want this "memes XD" bullshit to die but it never will because then people would have to think of things to say.

we have to convince them that memes as a whole are a white supremacist neo nazi tool to indoctrinate people

i just won with silver edge shadow amulet skadi drow
don't ask me anything

>The Gulag has devolved to such a point even US posters don't care about improperly made generals by shitskin memeposters

You people don't even deserve to call yourselves White, it's embarrassing

How often does Centaur Warrunner breed Enchantress?

how is 1k treating you

A new age dawns.

Why does that one guy on /pol/ keep posting threads about her being a degenerate millenial?

Has she even done anything of note?

Hormones are regulated by the human half, that means Enchantress is in heat 24/7 like humans.

He's too busy paving his road with the dead

well

who is going to be the next cancer hero in the enxt patch?

who you want to be the next cancer hero?

who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?

Why the fuck would Bradwarden the Centaur Warruner bother with a halfie?
If I was him I would breed with a female centaur and have a strong son that will carry my genes to the future.

She's been around for a long time and done all kinds of things in esports. She's actually a shit example of a "degenerate millenial" besides her initial appearance because she's actually pretty chill and not an sjw in the slightest, probably too much time spend hanging around boys.

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>who is going to be the next cancer hero in the enxt patch?
Omniknight will get buffed despite having 60% winrate in ALL BRACKETS

>who you want to be the next cancer hero?
AA

>who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?
Timbersaw

>twitch thinks its okay for Bulldog to say nigga.

i missed the shitstorm yesterday
How did d2g react to new EG?
Euro here, rooting for EG from now on

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i'm fine with calling them silly sidewaysies but other than that fuck reddit

NEW RECIPE FOR HAND OF MIDAS:

Old:
>Gloves of Haste (500) + Recipe (1550)
New:
>Iron Talon (500) + Gloves of Haste (500) + Recipe (1050)

Hand of Midas (2050)
>+2 Armor
>+20% Attack speed

Passive Ability: Quell
>Gives +40% (15% Ranged) damage to non-hero units.

Active Ability: Transmute:
>When charged up, your hero gets a golden glow on his hands, and this ability destroys a creep instantly for 190 gold and 2.5x experience bounty
>Otherwise can be used on creeps, trees or wards.
>Destroys trees instantly
>Destroys wards instantly and gains double the gold for observer wards
>Deals 40% of current health to creeps
>4 cd when used on trees of wards
>14 cd when used on creeps

>halfie

um, are you retarded? both are halfies: one human-horse and the other human-deer.

>who will be nerfed earth spirit tier?
>Implying just because le balanced that's a good spot man isn't horrendously, laughably OP he's no longer good

Just like how people thought BH would become obsolete because Track didn't provide 90 FLYING VISION ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE

>inb4 badriki

How the fuck do I mute people while in pre game hero selection?

so 1/4 of their kids would be human, right

You got me , I actually didn't think that through.

not a geneticist or whatever but pretty sure it would be 2/4 human, 1/4 centaur, 1/4 deer

probably girls would look like enchantress and boys like centaur

>tfw tinker will get buffed
>when all you need to do with him is to use his 2.5k range autoattack instead of blinking in and therefore dying

me in the pic

>next cancer hero
visage
>want to be the next cancer
clockwork
>want to be the next cancer
all the ilsuions

>he doesn't skill rearm on level 6, becoming impossible to lane against to any hero in the game

Peter on suicide watch

>doesn't need to play dota anymore
>still plays it

Is he insane?

>outmemed
>joke chain gets ended with "Ok the joke is over now" right into a twitch spergout

literally who

all of invokers spells need to do like 50% damage then maybe he would be balanced

Opinions on the HoN caster coming to dota 2?
Is he actually good?

what if battlefury legion against lots of melee heroes so they die if they get near while you are dueling?

just get an omniknight and repel the carry

Seems good, post results

You can't. However. If you click mute all chat. It will carry over in to every game. Even during the hero select

How would you differentiate using the midas and using the 40% damage to creeps? How would you solve the issue of giving it a large cooldown after using the transmute to gain gold and exp, which effectively removes the other abilities it has?

Like when you use the 40% thing from talon on a creep, finish the camp, but still have 5 sec cd on your talon because it shares cooldown between damage and cutting trees.

Reminder that radiance is core on medusa

>not wanting to use midas as soon as possible
wtf

Reminder that medusa is a lowtohigh loser, AKA "good" winrate in low skill games because no one knows how to end games and SHIT winrate in higher skilled games because she's GARBAGE unless 6 slotted...

And even then she's still garbage.

REMINDER:

after every won game say you are commending everyone in hopes that at least one person will commend you

GBP are PRICELESS when it comes to climbing you need to do everything to get them

That's not what I meant, I mean, like talon, if you use the ability that gives you the longest cooldown, which is using it on a big creep, then you have 12 seconds before you can do ANYTHING with it.

With this item, all that would happen is that you would use it like a midas, and then your ability is on CD for another 100 seconds and literally everything other you can do with it is unavailable.

>poopeedee dodging the second another NA team places higher than them

really makes you think

Invoker has 10 spells and do less damage than a 1 spell hero like wraith king.

Invoker is right in the botton of the shithole along with shadow fiend.

>defend enemy team members from their abusive teammates
>commends keep coming in like a flood
>i just want to make 1 person feel like shit
being an asshole never felt so good tbqh

>most used items are linkens and manta
Unless that changes she will never get a good winrate. I am trying to spread the word:
Manta: 4950g, no damage, little survuvability
Radiance: 5150g, her strongest damage item, 17% miss chance also gives survivability
You choose.

>t. shitter

amazing, can't even win vs 1ks on a smurf.

>pick omniknight for free win
>go 6-1 get an ultra kill outleveling everyone in the game, ez game
>my team refuses to go together and scatters across the map to be picked off for the next 30 minutes, not going as a group one single time again in the game

they know it's me and the account is already in the shadow pool. I guess dota is over.

Invoker has 10 spells and do less magic damage than an Mirana with aghs and her first skill.

Most used is still skewered due to lowskill games being much more prominent than highskill games. Don't you think people in 5k+ would have found a decent build by now? The truth is she offers literally nothing early and midgame other than her ult, and a mystic snake, and once she does come online (which doesn't happen in higher skilled games) she's STILL not that great. All she is is tanky and has a good ult.

>can't win in a 1k game
>blames anyone but himself
Holy shit dude, let me play a game there and I probably go like 50-0. The only constant is (You)

>play in 1k MMR.
>don't pick a hero who can damage buildings because LMAOWHOCARES
>lose
WOW IT'S ALMOST LIKE THERE'S NO TEAMWORK IN 1K AND THE TEAM WHO ACTUALLY HITS THE ENEMY BUILDINGS WIN!!?

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>only tanky
>deals no damage
Yes mate, I know, that's where the radiance comes in though. It's like when lone druid finishes radiance and his game changes, but even more, because she profits 4 times from the 65 physical.

you get no choice when its off cooldown
when its charged up, its always midas when targeted on creeps

when its charging its iron talon

HoN caster casting a dota pub

our boy liquid.bulba announced in an hour

get hyped

Then there should definitely be some indicator before it goes off cd, like a buff or effect or something telling you when it goes off cooldown, so you don't autoattack a creep you don't want to use midas on and boom, midas is used on that creep.

>can't win 1k game on smurf
>vs legion and jugg

jugg also a smruf, nothing i can do as omni against farming hero when team split sup and feeds him

but you knew this, and just want to argue and sling shit

>enemy smurf plays a core hero and wins the game by himself 1v9

really makes you think PSG doesnt it?

bloodseeker is actually the most closet op hero in the game

name 1 hero that can "just tp out" when he can 2 shot you 10 min into the game

What if Midas got reworked into a mini goblins greed and alchemist got a new passive?

sounds just like cap to me

That's good, if he really gets into dota he can replace one of the shitty casters.

i won the game 1v9 also and then my team refused to win the game

i don't want to play carrys.

how do you counter lifestealer?

he can literally 1v5 an entire 6 slotted team if he is 6 slotted

i can name you about 115 or whatever is the amount of all heroes in dota -1

because litearlly everyone can just tp out of bloodseeker hwen he ruptures

>implying his team isnt there to stun you
>implying he doest 2 shot you

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>lifestealer can counter a 4 bloodstone soul ring abyssal blade tinker

yeah I don't think so

>Reddit getting upset over bot abuse in LPQ games.
fuck that guay board

>arc warden hits 6
>stands behind his tower and drops 30 spark wraiths on you

what do you do?

yeah i just implied those two things

have you actually played against a bloodseeker or what

just fucking tp out and it works 100% of the times literally

ok 1k

id like to know what game are you playing when bloodseeker apperantly hits for 600 damage 10min in

sounds like a custom game

are you sure you arent queueing for a custom game?

I'm going to get a lot of GBP for this. Should I get chicken tendies with them?

Tfw they hit only your creeps because like a smart player you knew how he worked. That's what happened right? And then you nuked him down?