/owg/ - Overwatch General

Genji - cyborg ninja

Probably closer to 90%

I'm Master Rank but I'm on console :^]

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>Monte Cristo and Soe sloppy seconds.

how 2 climb 2 diamond after shitty placement matches

Can't go wrong with some good Pirat.

>Oh I'll just play Overwatch for a while
>8 losses in a row
>3-4 gold medals on every single one of them
Why do I still play this shit?

I know I am. To make matters even worse I play on the ps4.

Git gud

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*unsheathes katana*

I already did that tho

how do i make deadeye hit more than 1 people

>Princess Pharah
>Fairy Pharah
Stop making my favorite some pathetic pinky girly girl, she's a proud top dog war hero for crying out loud. Give me handsome femknight Pharah for halloween or give me death.

>Season 1
>*Unsheathes Katana"
>Potg, Team Kill, "MY WARRIOR SPIRIT BURNS"

>Season 2
>*Unsheathes Katana"
>"PASS INTO THE IRIS"
>Just disengage because all your Dragonblade does is get him to pop his Trascendance

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Cute~

>femknight pharah

This is good for my dick and my feels too

>Play Zarya
>Every single time I fire my ult my team had immediately died
>No one knows how to lock down Widow or Mercy, leaving me to deal with it

She can still be tough and want to be a princess. Why can't she? It's just a Halloween outfit.

Why the fuck does she not already have a Knight skin?

She's pretty much already a Blood Knight in character, she wears the full suit of armour, she's a soldier, protects the innocent etc.

Wish she'd gotten a basketball dunk taunt like her Olympic spray too

Post your best Roadhog hooks. I need a good laugh.

Junkrat looks so sweet and innocent in this, I want to give him my jacket and promise to protect him from the world.

This game is making me bipolar.
>happy as fuck one round mad as fuck another

It was like a brand new world when I learned Zen could be hooked in ult

Pharah would never dress up as a princess for halloween though

A knight, warrior, soldier, etc. would be far more up her alley.

Yeah, they don't really do a good job of making you feel good about a loss, since it's always completely one-sided stomps every game.

Tracers hit box is WAY too fucking small.

>the way he clasps his hands together as if begging for mercy

Nothing feels nearly as good as wrecking an ulting Zen.

Thats why she dies to one icicle to the head/flashbang headshot senpai.

I'm not even playing too much, I just want to get out of the shitters' den ;_;

>Experience tranquilitYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

See, now you're getting it! Roadrat might not really be my thing, but it's always good to see someone who can appreciate how cute Junkrat is!

He was clearly swatting a fly

Canadian hero WHEN

pic possibly related?

Canadians are just lame Americans.
Mongolian hero when?

met so many macro users and possible aimbots everyday
there is no way someone can do a turn that quick and stop literally on the target especially when they have been shooting at something by moving the crosshair that slow
roadhog's macro is so popular, hook+headshot 100% of the time

when is blizzard gonna ban these fckers

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>this qt Smugberry
Want hard.

>In an attempt to give South Americans somebody, Canadians got the shaft
What a shame

>playing McCree
>D.VA uses her ult
>time my roll perfectly so I get i-frames through the damage wave
>still die

Wtf Miyazaki

>fucked up my placements by deciding to do them late
>forced to main Lucio and Mercy
>lose 6, win 3, draw 1
>placed in gold
>finally got up to platinum
>get this in my lootbox

Here I thought Americans were the only ones who didn't know other countries existed

>Yfw it's your moment to win the game but you drop the spaghetti

Didn't want a spook representing me anyway.

Why is everything so squished

The most popular Candians are Drake and JB, get fucked

How do you break out from the window licking bracket?

I went on a little bit of a bad streak and dipped below 2400 and it just snow balled from there

I'm hovering at 2100 now.

Everyone I play with are consistently terrible and there is only so much I can do in any role since nobody actually knows how to play the game at this level

Who

6-man queue your way out.

I kinda want it.

Glad I'm not the only one who came here from /dsg/

>time my roll perfectly so I get i-frames through the damage wave

When is Hanzo going to make up with Genji so they can have a three way with Zenyatta

You know who they are you coon

I run 21:9, so i had to resize to get it under 3MB because Moots still jewing it up with servers

Shockwaves user. Don't forget about the shockwaves.

>$40 for BlizzCon Virtual Ticket
I mean, sure, it comes with digital access to Blizzcon and a handful of other items for Blizzard's other games,

but Blizzard is just fucking my shit up, goddammit.

How do we fix bastion?

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>Shill skin

I don't follow normie deculture.

It's more about the color scheme familia

>can't play dps in quickplay because everyone else fills the team with shitter characters
>dps gets instalocked in comp
>always fuck up as dps in comp anyways since no practice

I actually have no clue how to get good at any dps character without being a total inconvienience to everyone around me

God I love Junkrat so fucking much. I don't even want to stick my dick inside him anymore, just hold hands and go on fun adventures together. Save me from this endless torment /owg/

Turn it into a cute little boy.

Irish hero when?

Put reinhardt in front of him and mercy behind him

Please kys

Cutest and best pairing

Time to end your life

>Junkrat doesn't have a pirate skin
>His pirate skin won't ever have unique dialogue with Roadhog and Torbjorn's pirate skins
>They won't randomly start singing sea shanties while defending a point

Step up your game, blizzard

>car bomb ultimate

fund it

I can tell

I normally hate these Oh Cees but I could totally get behind a ginger Irish lass with a huge ass.

>Mfw I used to play McCree like his roll was an iframe until Roadhog showed me the truth

I've spent too much time in the burg

Why do these people want MORE melee heroes?

Reinhart is literally enough. Even Genji who was gonna be a meme 'fast' melee character was later changed to ranged except his ultimate. It's not a niche that needs to be filled by multiple characters.

Ass is too big

Nail-through-skull stupid as that was, it was worth it

Incorrect

Wait his roll isn't an iframe?

What's the fucking point of it then? I kept trying to play him like muh Dark Souls and wondering why I did so badly.

Fareeha!

TIME TO REAP

>playing QP
>pick zarya
>widowmaker has his mic on
>starts screaming at me
>OMG U HAVE A GOLD GUN OMG SO PRO OMG OMG
>he keeps trying to be funny with the old I'm so loud and annoying it might be funny gimmick
>there's just crickets from his remarks and he's terrible
>we take both points on hanamura really fast with him sitting back doing nothing
>game is over and he said nigger for some reason
>he starts arguing with his little brother
>his brother berating him for saying "the n word" and they just fight for everyone to hear

wtf is wrong with people in this game?

it attracts the crazies, who has the Lucio bug chaser pic nothing gonna top that

Amazing we have to share a game with these people

That looks great.

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He can move while in Sentry mode, but movespeed reduced by 50%
He can self-repair in Recon while moving with no penalty

>Tank health
>Absurd DPS
>Can self heal
>Top offensive ultimate in the game
Why hasn't Bastion been nerfed into the ground yet?