/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

3.4 Edition

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

>Patch 3.4 Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/303044-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXI-Update-Thread

>Patch 3.38 notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d

>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/youkai-watch/

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

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Fuck

>expose self to bacteria

wow I didnt know toilets being pure white prevented them from exposing themselves and their deadly poop bacteria to me oh no I MIGHT DIE I am soooo worried

xth for Catboys are for gentle love and petting

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post CATS for CUM

why havent shitbox and pizaboi eb'd yet

xth for trailer music best music

>LoA queues on primal
Anybody wanna party together for this


nth for queue times.

Does anyone here like ______....

xth for no, they are for catch, neuter, and release.
preferably catch, neuter, kill.

>flushing shit is the same as letting the shit ferment in a box

I could hop over to my Excalibur character to queue in a bit

naka is already married to memes

I want to protect that smile....

no one was talking about naka being married
shitbox = amber
pizaboi = shyvanna

PST to GF, then. I'll add you to my party and I'll queue as whatever shows up with the two of us as smallest queue time.

tfw your milk brings all the cats to the yard

Xth for getting my bucket on first day of attempts

catboys are cute and a miracle

lalas are for sexual

oh yeah. fuck me i'm really not up to date on ebins anymore

All right, give me a few minutes to finish up what I'm doing and I'll swap over. I can join as any role if you have a preference

Which soft dom posted this?
I want her to collar me!

No pref really but whatever you wanna suffer as a level 50 will do.

One of those cats is locked

The waterfall cave in the hinterlands, you know the one, looking out over the lake.
Does anybody else hear this fucking insufferable ringing or like, high pitched pulsating sound? It's so fucking irritating

This makes me infinitely glad I changed to a highlander.

Probably Aranea

I think you might have PTSD

Want to see all of the moulde it's grown?

Do you like my car...

Please lovingly /pet me

yeah why not

Yes

Highlanders

Did somebody say ebins?

I hope you make the two on the sides watch the qt in the middle do all the work.

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Where the adventure cats at
Also sorry for my shit resolution

That's what I'm talking about.

Where is your trip?

What kind of car is it...

I see hogan bottom center

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You think it's the chinese? I knew those chinky pricks were up to no good

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where are the waifu quests at? know that waifus is what it is all about.

I agree.

I actually think I should wear a mask before I open it... ill just leave it there until I get one

Same

Woah~!

cover your respiratory holes with a tshirt or something

Wow pretty cool,..!

Hold your breath
You can't back out now

is it fast?

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Post eb photos.

The rebellion is about to begin.

All that's ever posted is the same old stuff. Who's fuggin who, shitposting, avatarfagging, boys pretending to be girls to indulge in their inherent gay sexual desires with other boys and other forms of equally disturbing degeneracy. But where are the video games?!

What can we do to change the environment of these threads for the better? Or is it a lost cause?

What new, upcoming content are you most excited for? Personally most excited for the Alexander conclusion, the new weapons look absolutely incredible.

The Alexander armor looks great, too. Especially the caster stuff. Or, that's what I'm guessing this is.

>meet WoD
>simultaneously get EXPOSITION HEADACHE
That got a chuckle out of me.

Wow, I'm actually pretty hype for goddess and alexander.

The new tomestone tank gear looks good too. It's like peering into a bizarro version of ffxiv.

it is a lost cause and I am pretty sure the weapons in that picture are midan 245 ones

Nice boring coat we've seen 100 times combined with diapers

Crazy to think it's almost been a year since that day.
I can't wait.

It's just black............................. my eyes burn though.............. does this mean I'm voidsent? :c

That doesn't even look like shit

STOP

>tfw my EB ended up being a shitbag

This guy might be right he seems to knows his shit.

>transfer to Balmung ready to be someone's collared, dicksucking slut
>get cold feet and never log on again

Fuck.

Aquariums, The Creator Savage, Sophia EX. I haven't decided if I'm looking forward to Trails, yet. I am not looking forward to more Palace of the Dead, but I'll do it on two of my characters at least, anyway.

Goal for 3.4 is to actually get an alt caught up to my main's progress and raid on both, while getting another character, at least, to the end of ARR's story so that it'll be caught up by the time of 3.5

Holy fuck it's an mmo, kys.

what was i saying about the bacterias

Disregard Keep going.

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living the dream...

Any other pictures of the new Alexander sets? I could've gleam much from the trailer/stream, but I'm pleasantly surprised that the new tome gear isn't as bad as I initially thought. New palace weapons and relic upgrades aren't too shabby either.


I just wanted a picture that was somewhat relevant, but you're right. Here's a cap from the trailer, they show all the new weapons during the final raid preview.

>Invited a sociopath to your wedding
>Not even doing a pose

>big cathedral
>wedding
>only like four or five niggas show up

It's painful to imagine

>tfw my eb too
It's a good thing we're divorced now

Yeah, I got 3 others. Found all 4 here imgur.com/a/QtPun

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small but intimate.

Does everyone here play on blamung? I wanna switch over so bad but I'd feel horrible if I left my free company

Greetings, shortmen!
Who wants to run content?

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I'm on Gilgamesh

inb4 sugi

Greetings! Would you mind defending this?

>Wearing all that armor and doing speeches in what I assume to be Thanalan Desert
This man is a fucking idiot

Yeah, I would mind, since it's none of my business. Live and let live, shortman.

I play on Adamantoise

Yeah I finally black listed them a week or so ago.

People are shitty.

Well you used to defend shitting in boxes, why not now?
>live and let live
you're an idiot

Yeah I am too. I'm in a very friendly small fc but they don't rp or anything. I feel stuck I love my fc and don't wanna leave but I wanna go to balmung so bad

ugh, mch level 51. when does it pick up?

Why not making an alt and see if you like it?
I've been on both but I definitely feel at home on Gilga, I guess I just don't have the Balamongmong vibe
Do I know you?

There there, shortman. It'll be alright, just because Amber-chan poops in boxes doesn't mean you have to. It also doesn't mean her poop will hurt you, cause you any harm, or affect your life in any way, at all, ever.
:3