1st for why the fuck am I always working when there are Brit/o/ meets
Jaxson Moore
Dealer: How'd you want your subcompact AWD's my man
Charlie: JUST Fuck my shit up tobhonest
Dealer: Got just the car for you familia, subaru justyyyyyyyyyy
Luis Taylor
>t. Nodolomite
Colton Nelson
Been lovely and warm this weekend
Justin Anderson
How many Cams has it got?
Brandon Ross
This is about Shakespeare County Racewars
Will is going to be running 3 Nissan Micras with NISMO engines. And on top of that, he just went into Halfords, and he ordered 3 T66 turbos, with NOS. And a HKS exhaust.
Leo Myers
Fourteen
Matthew Roberts
(6 days and counting)
William Flores
6 days until...?
Carter Garcia
Is that your GS, rich?
Jayden Rodriguez
>Live in Scotland >Meets are all in England
Fucking bastards
Jason Davis
>thinking anyone is going north of the Wall with the King of the Night strolling round.
No thanks. It's bad enough driving to the bloody Midlands.
Michael Peterson
D-does that blue emblem say FAG or I'm too tired today? I don't mean to offend anyone.
Robert Thomas
Thinking about getting a Nissan 100nx for my first car, what do you guys think?
Carter Hernandez
>24/9/16 I think I have that week off work.
>D R A G Boring.
Hunter Ward
Polished my Mondeo lads
Joseph Phillips
...
Owen Ward
L..l.. lads?
Angel Hernandez
I'm on a goddamn road trip. I haven't got the connection speed to look at your car on this shitty hotel wi-fi. Not even a fucking BnB; breakfast is extra, and £9.50. Scotland has some god-tier roads. Nice tarmac, twisty, up and down all over, and some fucking beautiful scenery. Yorkshire Dales are basically rallymode. Single-track lanes over hilltops, steep gradients, dry stone walls each side. You can fucking fly when there's no tractors around, but there's always one somewhere. FUCK liverpool roads. And fuck 'smart' motorways. Just let it fucking flow and stop fucking with it and causing queues from nowhere. And also fuck average speed checks for no work being done.
Mason Mitchell
RAC Reliable and dull, perfect first car. >purpose built machines going fast is boring Ok
Ayden Lewis
fuck the purpose built machines, i want to see 2 micras race for pinks
Alexander Gray
This is also possible if Will wants to pit the Nismo Micra Super March SR against a challenger.
Jordan Robinson
I'd like to see the Micra against the Dolly
David Brown
Scotfag here too. Not much of a car scene here (Glasgow) besides chavs in Fiestas sadly.
Ethan Howard
2.5 V6? Always liked them. Had a 1.8 mk3 and a 2.5 mk2, always thought a combination of the two would be nice.
Christopher Bell
The Dolomite would get S P A N K E D. I launched hard next to a new BMW last night and he was in third and gone by the time I was shifting into second.
Ian Davis
>>not turning your boat into a plane >>there are honestly B R I T s in this thread who would consider not using the god machine to dragrace
Alexander Brown
Fuck the M1 and everything it stands for.
It wouldn't be so bad if, like you said shit was even being done whilst those 50mph signs were up.
Variable speed limits are actually there to prevent queues by preventing people speeding up to a jam and slamming on the brakes, causing others behind to do the same and so on and so forth. Problem is it's usually a fucking tool dictating them so it exacerbates the situation, leading to frustrated drivers, which causes erratic behaviour, and the traffic jam cycle continues.
Landon Rodriguez
It's the M6 I was complaining about. Lost an hour jammed in traffic. Otherwise, nobody fucking pays attention to being told 40MPH on a clear motorway, because it's clear, and then slams into the back of the jam. But then there's no cause for it, just a jam caused by there being a jam.
Maybe they just need to shoot people who cause random jams.
Nathaniel Diaz
I hate the roads that lead North as it encourages Northerners to come to the real England.
Gavin Baker
There's a 50mph on the M4, every day it causes queues and tailbacks as everyone has to slow down. Even on Sundays, shit is ridiculous.
Levi Miller
>west country Trash
Daniel Wood
>Implying anywhere else in the UK is better
Justin Hernandez
The car scene in Southend is bigger than the scene in your whole county of farmers
Ayden Wright
>Southend
Charlie please
Kevin Edwards
Caught again ;_;
Brody Edwards
>The noblest prospect which a Scotchman ever sees, is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson, 1763
t. englander who used to live in scotland
Michael Hernandez
>nope, it's still a mondeo
wasted your time m9
Landon Garcia
Anyone else got something old and terrible?
Cameron Hughes
More pics of that?
I like it
Chase Gonzalez
...
Jeremiah Phillips
Been sorting the indicators today, fuck paying £80 for some cheng long hoisin valley quality part
Xavier Gutierrez
Yes
Colton Jackson
...
Parker Gutierrez
Tell me it doesn't break down every five minutes. I really want to own a Spitfire someday.
Levi Diaz
Starts every time, just all the unimportant niggly shit keeps going wrong, bulbs behind the dash fall out, seats are shite, the clutch needs bleeding too and i'm not that excited about fixing that
Lucas Hernandez
That's apparently what my great-grandfather used to say.
>50mph on the M4, every day Between the M25 and Reading? Just fucking avoid it. Use the M40 instead; up to High Wycombe and down the A404, A4 over to nearly Reading, then A329M to the M4, and you can do it without touching Reading's limits and getting the stink of the place over you.
FUCKING BASTARD SCOTS. Twisties around Loch Ness ruined by campervans. Despite the 'frustration causes accidents, use laybys to allow queues to clear' signs. Drive down the A9 ruined by single-lane road, 60MPH average speed check cameras FOR 120 MOTHERFUCKING MILES. Then roadworks. Roadworks. Average speed check 50MPH limit Roadworks Speed cameras. They've been taking our tax money and spending it on speed cameras to take more money off us, the cunts. From Edinburgh down the the A1M, it was fucking beautiful, though. National speed limit, twisty hilly bits. Scottish side has speed cameras, but you can't really go above 60 there without running into issues with bumps anyway.
I'm now in Whitby. 19% gradients, and the LOW GEAR NOW signs aren't fucking kidding. Overtook a slow fuck, hit what was basically a spiral ascent doing 70. Nearly hit the kerb on the outside of the bend.
Also, if it was one of you lot in the yellow Corsa, I saw you. Followed you for miles, then you vanished. If it was one of you in the little silver toyota IQ, don't fucking do that. Overtaking me like that and then tailgating an empty truck? One sudden braking, and there would have been a plastic and idiot sandwich.
It's a Micra; I'll just run it off the road.
Juan Green
Hi Triumphbro. What engine does your Spit have?
Joseph Sanchez
Gotta catch me first ;^)
Kevin Howard
>using my petrol station
John Lee
>>They still have texaco in Wayels.
its not a meme man you really do live in the past
Alexander Rivera
I don't have to catch you. I just have to use my superior stability to block you off until you make a risky overtake, then use the extra mass to punt you into a wall or off a hill. TAKEDOWN
Wrong poster to reply to, m8.
Jason Carter
Man Burnout was a fucking dope game.
The amount of times I've wanted to ram someone into a wall a la Burnout style is unreal
Oliver Green
Alri lads, I've just got a better job and I'm starting to move forward in my career (thank fuck)
Since my career is all I have (no friends or gf) I really want to buy a car that will make me happy every morning I see it in my drive because I'm a status obsessed materialist and want to feel better than everyone else.
I was thinking about financing a 2012 BMW Z4 they're about £15k
Mason Morales
I know the perfect car for an up and coming businessman.
A Subaru Justy.
Cooper Garcia
Glanza Turbo, no exceptions
Aiden Adams
Trying to look like a successful person not a chav 2bh.
I've gone through my turbo japanese phase with an Impreza and a turbo mx5
William Parker
Buy a porsche cayman then, z4's are just for people, who think porsches are too cocky anyways. And lets be honest here, fuck those people
Landon Price
>Successful >2012 Z4
Why this car?
Daniel Reed
You obviously don't know half of what that Micra has in it. I wouldn't want to ram it with the amount of reinforcement the chassis has. It has a full TSUR coating on the underside, too.
Adrian Howard
I only ever see business people driving them. And the entire car screams "I have so much money this is my second car because I can't even fit a bag of shopping in this one".
For £15k you can actually get a 2003 Porsche. But then you are the owner of a 13 year old porsche with everything that entails. Plus you might look like a poser.
Kevin King
How about a newish MX5 or a BRZ?
Asher Butler
BRZ is nice and screams "young professional". Brand new they're about £400 a month which I could afford, but would feel bad about every time I look at it.
Not looked at them used, really want to stay below £300 a month.
How come you can pick up an early 2000s Boxster for £4k but not a Cayman when they're basically the same car?
Kevin Jones
gayman didn't exist until 2006
Elijah Thomas
Fella is ignoring me so it's going back on eBay soon. Unless someone wants an AWD 2000lb Japanese project for £50?
Leo Williams
Use as a rally car for Brit/o/ wrc
Isaiah Sanders
My Kingdom for a bigger driveway. It's the only car on eBay to be advertised by its touge performance
Blake Williams
Bumping to defeat Alphonsespam
Zachary Clark
Doing gods work my son
David Jenkins
Do I buy this Honda XR125?
Landon Turner
I always wanted one when I was on L plates. You'd be living out my youth fantasy.
Carter Ortiz
£800, long MOT and I get paid Thursday night The temptation is strong
Jordan Sanchez
Has anyone noticed that classic cars are getting more expensive in recent years? What's going on.
Brody Ross
Have you asked /dbt/ for opinions? The iconic ones are. This has been happening for a while though, check out the price difference of Escort Mexicos 10 years ago vs today.
Sebastian Russell
Asda fuel is just as good as any other fuel. V-Power is a meme as all good cars have knock sensors and can detect if the timing is too advanced for the fuel quality.
Jayden Lewis
So what you are saying is if cars use shit fuel you will get automatically retarded timing and less power??
Sounds like you are CONFIRMING FACTS
Christopher Ward
It makes no difference unless the automaker specifically sets their engine to knock on cheap fuels. It's a game between the automakers and oil companies.
Jaxon Clark
If you use shit fuel you will get less power
THESE ARE THE FACTS PEOPLE
Levi Cox
That's why I put 150RON in my Nissan Micra, so I could gain the hp to defeat Black Will on the touge
Nolan Ross
So, you're saying the power to weight is even worse? And you've still got less mass than me, and probably less grip as well. T A K E D O W N
Parker Fisher
Pretty much. If your car says '95RON minimum' that means 'do not put regular fuel in it or it will lose power and MPGs'. The struggle is fucking real. Forgot to find somewhere to fill up before leaving for home today, had to stop en route. Old cunt spent like 10 minutes chatting, while blocking two pumps. GET BACK IN THE FUCKING CAR AND FREE UP THE FUCKING PUMP, DIMWIT. Just because you've got nothing to do doesn't mean nobody else has either.
Ian Rogers
>tfw 97 ron minimum non-negotiable
Henry Nguyen
>he has no plan to deal with the TSUR
Jaxson Powell
Same here, but I prefer the BP Momentum 99 stuff that I get clubcard points on. C L U B C A R D P O I N T S
Gotta get dem vouchers.
Daniel Sanchez
You the guy with the Spit?
Matthew Russell
No. I'm the guy with a Focus that thinks 'economy' means expensive fuel.
While I'd love a Spitfire, it'd have to be of the Supermarine variety.
Zachary Baker
Why would you use 97 in a Focus?
Owen Martinez
>Start finishing work at midnight for the first time in ever >Experience driving home at midnight for the first time in my life >Expect it to be easy peasy as no cars on the road >Every single night it seems they've closed a random main road without warning for no fucking reason.
Why does this happen every fucking night?
Tonight the M6 was just randomly closed from Wolverhampton to Birmingham, no scheduled events or warnings on BBC traffic.
Henry Campbell
Is there an archive with the Daily Star page 3 pictures? If yes, how do I find it?