Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: store.steampowered.com/news/23972
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Guides: killurselves.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
Want to upgrade to the superior DotA clone?: dotabuff.com/learn/lol

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui


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you fucking killed the general.

>check conduit summary
>8 reports and 12 commends
>get low priority

Since when can salty bitches put you in low q

Why shouldn't they be able to do that?

4th for our guy

>don't play how people want you to play.
>report.
>it keeps happening.
>end up in low prio
just valves shitty report system nothing to see here.

Never forget

>a record he also held

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when are you going to kill yourself you autistic waste of space

Heroes you didn't think you'd like but actually really enjoy

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>WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING THEY HAD A GOOD LINEUP WITH MIRACLE ALL THE HAD TO DO WAS PICK A PLAYER OTHER THAN BULBA

Get a GRIP you fucking idiot. The only roster reshuffle that matters is the one before TI. Hell, it's possible that Miracle might be in another team before TI.

These teams don't matter

>twitch tv/beyondthesummit
NOrwegian
DOtes

>you received 0-2 reports
No one hears you. Your account has been flagged as disruptive and your communication privileges temporarily revoked.

explain this dotards?

Sheever!

Hey gulag, how viable is WK with Vlads and Satanic for maximum lifesteal?

I want to random in ranked. Is it okay?

>Loda
>Limmp
>jonassomfan
>EGM
>Handsken

my fucking sides. This shuffle period has been fucking awful.

Kek

>pick strength carries that aren't tresdin
>win
Well FUCK

if you random first, sure

if you're a last pick randomer you should kill yourself.

Rate/post em

Oh my goodness.

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If you can report someone into LPQ, why doesn't commending cancel it out? If I end up on solo queued with a chill bro and he reported for bad behavior later I'm gonna know it's utter bullshit, so logically I should vouch for him.

>all those fucking mudslime players

what is it with this game that attracts those cockroaches. i want to have niggers instead

A fellow Earth Spirit lover. Can't wait to see the hero get a couple of small buffs next patch.

He doesnt really need buffs but this is dota, Icefrog wont stop until he sees him in every game

can someone post all the sheever bj webms and pictures

>tfw you will never be able to stun with pull again

Maybe he is a little but underwhelming right now compared to some other 4 heroes. You think?

Earth Spirit is honestly garbage right now, hes the worst pos 4 roamer atm. Pudge, ET, bara, bh and riki are all far superior, i'd honestly rather have tusk or night stalker atm.

And i spent 100+ games trying to get perfect at the hero, thanks alot icefrog.

>giving a shit about Liquid

Eh well hes not the best hero, and yes, hes underwhelming but that doesnt mean the hero needs buffs. Its more like other heroes need nerfs.

Yup. Feels pretty bad since it's probably the best and most creative hero ever created.

>People still think Bulba was the problem

>twitch tv/beyondthesummit
norwegano
dotano

Are you implying the problem was the president?

>tfw your support uses his spells to steal your cs
>gets mad and wonders why I have a iron talon and go afk jungle instead of lane

Nice meme

can PPD stop shilling his girlfriend's shit everywhere fuck

Hey dotards
What are some god tier single player custom games?

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>Charlie Yang stands in front of you with his sleeves rolled up and asks this

What do you even do?

I say "Bulba bulba, bulbasaur"

i know hes shit at dota

That hes never finished higher than top 12 in the last year

>yet another anti-mage who afk farms for 40 minutes and blames his teammates
Why are AM pickers so fucking braindead ? If they lose, they blame the team. If they win, they spam shit like "ez" as if it wasn't 4vs5 the entire game

>americans think they're allowed to post in this thread

who is justin

My neighbor

have a (You) my dude

He is not even a pro player. Or am I wrong?

>cancel and swindlezz on the same team
Somebody's gonna die.

>cancel, swindlezz & moo

jesus fucking christ, what a shitshow

>zfreek

this has to be a joke

I'll look him in the eyes and say "I know what really happened to that girl i Manila" and he'd shut the fuck up and never speak to me again.

>agresif eats pizza and puts his dick in every chinese org while rtz bounces between orgs like a child during a divorce

>zfreek will never learn not to play with his brother
>swindlezz captaining from the 5th will be interesting but ultimately fail like everything else he does
>zfreek still looks like a fat lesbian

Really? Justin is his gamertag? this is fucking stupid

Does he realize how many Justins there are in the world? What if another Justin were to play Professional Dota?

He needs to think of a proper alias, not this dumb real name shit

muh gaymer tag

>zfreek will never lose weight and break free from his brother
its not fair

someone post fat lesbian zfreek

Generally, people are known by their real name in public and it hasn't been a huge problem so far. It's really only rappers and professional wrestlers who are known by some moniker while politicians, actors, scientists, TV personalities, etc. are known by their real names.

Which pro would have the coolest name if gamer tags aren't allowed?
[A]kterhall

>ice
>iceice
>iceiceice

Asians are also quite stupid with their names

>kaipi is the best EU team now
what happened?

storm spirit is fucking broken

what a retarded hero

the return of clown doto
I heard Qpad wanted to pick them up

rpg is rpg
and will always
be rpg

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>shitshit fags still delusional
enjoy the open qualifiers retard

>10000 gold worth of items
>dont gank the mid
>complain when he kills you

>I'll never be a pro player so I can hear LD say Lelouch is doing it while all the shit tasting weebs cheer for me.

YOU ARE DOO-
DOO-
YOU A-
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DOO-

Are these builds viable?

>void has a mom

>not using a real sounding name as your pseudonym
are you kidding me?

That he has never won anything. And that teams only pick him when there is nobody else left. His signature hero is clockwerk, one of the worst heroes in the game.

what the hell is the context of this webm

tournament techies pickers can call themselves whatever they like

kek is always pleased

wex exort is the euls meatball deafening blast meme build

HOW DOES MATCHMAKING WORK SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN

your name is Malik you subhuman shitskin paki

Wow, you don't even need the euls either.

justin is ephey's bf, or ex-bf i think now

Typically those politicians, actors, scientists, and TV people use the combination of their first name and last name as their public name, like "Tom Cruise" instead of just "Tom" or "Taylor Swift" instead of just "Taylor"

In cases where their last name is pretty rare, using only that is justified, like "Obama" or "Trump"

That's why it's so stupid that this kid is choosing to just use "Justin". Even the most famous Justin has to go by "Justin Bieber".

god damn dude

>that deep dark obsession with me.
go lose more games Ivan.

only got this one but i got (You) fa m

reminder that we like bulba and the new complexity :3

what do you do when your tilted d2g?

play more games obviously

Probably a Japanese player if they ever make a team.

>we like bulba

no we dont

play honey select

stop playing

maybe play unranked for a bit