/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Last Thread: The Flame that ages alone shall not extinguish Edition

Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
>Aurx a shit, deadmin he
>No wait now we hate DrCelt, deadmin he instead
>Jeb Bush secures 100% of the popular vote, made president of Nanotrasen


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT

Other urls found in this thread:

github.com/ColonialMarines-Mirror/ColonialMarines-bleedingedge
youtube.com/watch?v=67nq00wxiog
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Hello Foster I can tell you made this thread

Ian of president, Centcomm rigged the vote!
HILLARY INNOCENT!!!!!

>mosely
>based
There is nothing based about fascism

I heard Bauds left? Why?

Rail is so cute
Please notice me rail.
Also post cute vox

Threw a fit after rest spam using macros was fixed

Cluster closing PRs that he didn't like without any discussion set Bauds off. Cluster pretty much ignores the entire playbase and just merges what he wants.

Has anyone tried talking to Pomf or Aurx about getting some sense slapped into Cluster?

>hillary
>not Hilloli Cliton

weak

Won fair and square, slow and steady

>actually doing something instead of shitposting
2/10 made me reply

>Law 1. Maintain the station.
>Law 2. Reduce expenses.
>Law 3. Obey the Captain.
>Law 4. Maximize revenue.

>Is CM open-source?
Yup, SS13 and all derivatives are GPL v3

Not that it stopped the CM dev(s?) from throwing a hissy fit when their source got leaked.

>Yup, SS13 and all derivatives are GPL v3
I was more asking whether the code was publicly accessible. Licenses don't mean shit for spess because no one cares about spessmen enough to take anyone to court over it.

Who is your favorite veteran player?
Who is your favorite new player?

Don't turn this into waifu shit

I am my favorite veteran.
All these newfigs need to leave so I can be alone on the server, and do great things in isolation.

>I was more asking whether the code was publicly accessible.
>their source got leaked.

There are no new players, only ban evaders pretending to be new players.

How old is the leak? Where can I find the code?

~2 months now?
github.com/ColonialMarines-Mirror/ColonialMarines-bleedingedge

Cool.

All we need now is someone who cares enough to actually host a server for it.

>veteran player
Nebill bamboo
>new player
Eh, I don't really know many people who are genuinely new besides maybe Surfer/Kekbaum.
Also depends on your definition of "new."

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ALL YOU HAD TO DO
WAS WET YOUR SHOES

Within three months. Really just anything to get away from waifus say your favorites

HUMAN
V
HUMAN
W H E N

> kaylie spewing salt over being killed as a catbest


wewe ladle

Cute birds coming up

Fuck off D.O.U.G, you're a shit AI

I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know what is gonna come through that door.

To be fair, it was just a shit roll on a cursed die that I gave her.

>try to fix her as soon as it happens
>she runs away because she thinks I'm trying to kill her

Everytime I summon him to chat he says he is busy and leaves.

t. Kaylie

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c c

Guys whatever you do don't talk about purple elephants. Nobody was talking about these PURPLE ELEPHANTS earlier and now everything is PURPLE ELEPHANTS PURPLE ELEPHANTS all day long jesus I hate these people talking about purple elephants just shut the fuck up about purple elephants. Purple elephant posters pls go.

Reminder that if you don't talk exclusively through holopads you're a shit AI

Kekbaum and Surfer are the same?

>ANOTHER shitty detective waifu

That's what, four now?

>ASIMOV AI going out of her way to find me and kill me
>not just following laws
Yes I'm salty
That wasn't me but DOUG is a shit AI

Boggles the mind doesn't it

Yeah, my biggles sure are bonked.

>Kaylie dies and complains in deadchat and then OOC
She really gives a new meaning to the "Drones" and "Complains" in dead chat.

You can play a girl and detective without being a Waifu I think

Reminder to play Xenobiologist on Purge day
Easiest access to EMPs, and all the snowflakes have robo-limbs

At least they all know how to do science.

I love Extended.

Delet this, I want xenobio to be shitter free that day.

Ramona is a bad and failing waifu hoping to become popular by picking an underused role like detective just like the rest of the sluts that have.

That's Trinity or SHIT as I like to call her in the picture

Even worse, Trinity is a security officer. Backstabbing her role and stealing detective in a desperate grab for power is disgusting. Honestly nothing is worse in a waifu than being a fucking lying cheating slut that job switches on a whim.

I quite like trinity in all honestly

What antag role did you miss out on, user?

Are there any GOOD security players nowadays?

Warth.

Reminder to metagrudge Kaylie whenever you're a silicon, and then look through deadchat logs for a good laugh.

Yes, Megurine Luka and I don't even care for the shitty fucking meme flavour of the month waifu team dream meme fucking shit. They're solid, I have no fucking problem with them . Only decent waifu of the lot because they're not complete and utter shit.

Fuck off Smithyman, I'm not feeding you bans that easy

t. dream team member

Pic related

>nobody will ever metagrudge you
What's the point in living

I hope Trinity and Felicity get to know each other better on purge day!

All you have to do is static name and act like a fucking retard. I recommend doing it as security or even HoS, HoP, or captain.
Playing a female would probably help a little too. One with colorful animu hair.

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck, Fuck, filuck, FUCK OFF!

You fucks are disgusting, Yuri is disgusting. Waifus are for one man, one woman relationships as God intended.

Yeah she's alright.
I don't have a main job. What does that make me

>Yuri is disgusting
You take that back you fucking trash.
/u/ will rule the world
You'll see

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Yuri is only fine when both parties are cute girls. Felicity is a disgusting man irl.

I HATE Trinity! I want her to die so much!

>he's not into /u/

>irl
This is the problem, you see it as two men doing it and not the two >females doing it. Most of the time porn is written and drawn by males and you would get off to those, this is not much different, you have two fictional beings controlled and scripted by males. If they were self inserting, I would be concerned more.

>yuri is disgusting
Yuri is literally the purest form of love

BitterVanilla is a girl

age and location?

>forgeting disarm stance on while hging people
>other party start disarming too
>wait
>wait
>wait
>fuck stop
>stop
>all right cool bye

Early 20's and Britain I think

>Felicity keeps trying to pretend to be a guy irl so people won't bother her.

>tries this hard to shill that she is a guy.

You need therapy.

Why so you guys use such retarded language? Birb, badmin, bus, spess.. Not everything had to be a meme

cool shitpost

>Felicity is really a girl

Wow and I'm on good terms with her too.

I'm no creep but it makes me feel like a better person.

Newfag please go

join the discord and listen to his voice you delusional fucks

Confirmed irl girls?
>Morena
>HarseTheef
>BitterVanilla
>Pomf123
>Probe1
>DragonBro
>Whoever plays my waifu

They know, they don't care, Cluster will bullshit his way out, nothing will actually get done.

How do we engeiner=

Harse is literally a man IRL, with some google you can find pictures of him, he's semi-infamous for being a griefer on EVE or something.

>tries this hard to shill that she is a guy.
HarseTheef most likely started plying a waifu for shit and giggles and got hooked to it because Ashe.

Conner OsoiOsoi is his male spessmen persona.

become derelict mommi and pray until dragonbro HALLELUJAH from heavens to teach you or just wait until other bored ghost joins

HarseTheef is actually a really cute space girI know what he looks and sound likes. Nigga got a penis, yo. He has a neat Rhodesian flag in his room at least

We have nothing else.

>muh rhodesia
Pathetic memers

>Muh Rhodesia
He's actually from Zimbabwe, don't hate

>tfw back under the radar
Feels good

>Z*mbabwe
Give me your ckey you're getting banned, you Floppy

>tfw my girlfriend isn't on the list

Don't you mean boyfriend?

>girl

My uncles cat is hill

what a fucking shitfest that round was
and it was fucking glorious

CUBE LIFE
youtube.com/watch?v=67nq00wxiog

>Comfy Janitor job
>Get to beat the shit out of vox
>Die setting their crib on fire after trashing their shuttle and losing 2 people to asphyxiation and accidental spacing
>Be brought back as a posibrain with multiple posibros
>Form Cube Star AKA Hyper Cube and do some small mischief