/vsg/ - /v/scape general

Randy Marsh

this is a thread dedicated to fresh, this isn't about me

>fresh banned me from Unclechuckus for this user's shitpost, taking it completely seriously
Who the fuck gave him a star

Also

BUYING: third-age platebody, pess, zammy wines, water-filled vials.

SELLING: dragon darts, raw monks/sharks, ranging/magic/antifire potions.

TRADING: potions for their secondaries - namely sara brew, ranging, magic, antifire, and super restore.

PM me if interested. Will match anyone buying the same items.

press F to pay your final tip

youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4

fresh can't handle criticism, he's a sad boy behind a smirking facade.
>inb4 fresh posts one of his pre-created response images

what did he mean by this?

good ol' predictable fresh

1v1 mid only me you whispering faggot

I mean it was a terrible fucking idea to let someone so emotionally unstable have any power and I'm understandably upset about it.

there are many stars of the chuckus cc and you have many enemies

it's not unreasonable to think hypercrisis or snake would meme on you desu

So what shape is this then?

Uh huh. They have no qualms with me and have never expressed otherwise before though.
Put your trip back on.

man look at those pixels, what a shop

I see a last-ditch effort to try and save face. Unclechuckus logging in when?

Sensing danger, the wild Fresh retreats and stops bumping his thread in case of his natural predator, the Chuckus, from appearing :^)

hey man leave mark alone

it's starlight's boipucci lmao

delet that!

>business deal
You're so fucking autistic Randy.

he's gay

Price check on this pepe

its sad how retarded things keep the thread bumped

why cant you just update the front page of the wiki with the current client information and essential links and what not

just end this down syndrome deformed fetus concentrated autism of a thread already, you can just use yell for sales, fucks sake

The wiki has current client information and essential links already, all updated too. Randy hasn't missed a single update I think.
Either way, shitposting will never end.

I missed a few, a recent one being like 2 weeks ago that Caveman covered for. Odel usually does it for me too if I'm away.

Bump

So why does this thread exist, then?

It should be a sin to contribute to the existence of this

This thread is fine, I've seen worse

This thread is equivalent to putting a deformed nigger vegetable on a life line

just let it die forever and everyone would be happier

I want newfriends tho

This thread is nowhere near the worst in Veeky Forums. People aren't even posting their waifu pics everyday for several years in a row or making discord servers

It's funny because when Randy was a mod in Jaypinda he banned everybody

We don't speak about those days :^)

what a strange way to spell fish

>randy had to resort to being a mod in a cc to feel like he had some powr
lmao

>he's still waiting on his apology from Hammi

Dead men tell no tales

what did he mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=Im2V2tgfB1Y

Pls fix the pathfinding around the ardy general store

hi randy

hi randy

did somebody say spring time?
youtube.com/watch?v=bwPLwX9aluY

go away bigdong

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strawpoll.me/11247476

FUCK YOU

fresh doesn't even have any redeeming traits, why even bother with a quiz?

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There is literally nothing more fun!

List of toxic players who should be banned in the interest of fixing the community:
Fresh, Hypercrisis, Boopboopboop, Basedwiggins

This is what I came up with off the top of my head. I'm sure there are others, throw me a (You) and I'll add them to the list :^)

>didnt make the list
FUCK

reminder that this is a day that will live in infamy as part of the dark history of /v/scape. truly the end of an era.

fagot

i didn't do nuthin wrong

but you haven't posted nudes

>Basedwiggins

What did he do wrong?

Existed.

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>era
irrelevant shitter isn't even a footnote

>Fresh Randy drama
>Not entirely convinced this isn't Randy same fagging for attention

It is.

stop posting child pornography, you're gonna get us shut down

tfw randy's cancer is still better than fresh

you're 20

w2c uncensored? :3

ask boop or snake

boy sure am glad im not on there

Is anyone else having trouble logging on?

>dimensionally shifting into universe B
>2016
lmaoing @ ur life

Pc dfs/visage

30m for you Juice.

Honestly it's around 15m or so, it might have gone up a few mil but not much.

15m, 20m max, do not get jewed for any more.

Thanks laddies.

Literally (Who)?

Anybody else in /v/scape hell

Who's next

just (you)

for randy

dropbox.com/s/gyctwx6bzm1n7us/BN Into the Wild Wild Wildy.pdf?dl=0

redditors on suicide watch:
Hot tamale
Cold gazpacho
Spicy pimiento
El gato enojado
Warmth bum
Average Sparragus

latinos on suicide watch:
randito il marchito
gringos on suicide watch:
all of them

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tent

me

derping

I've always wanted to be Pickles's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering the bank with him after a long pk and slowly removing his armor, starting at the frog mask and making my way down to his boots. The embarrassment I feel doing this in front of other /v/scapers only adds to the allure of the situation. He sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove his boots one at a time. "Is that a boner?" Xiah says. Wiggins licks his lips, Xiah giggles, and Latent glares at me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but Pickles kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed his frog suit, but after he gives me a look I realize that he wants me to remove his shoes as well. I take off his shoes and reveal his gorgeous webbed feet, surprisingly soft despite him being a strong hopper, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," he commands me. I hesitate for a moment and look over to the other /v/scapers. They all start giggling at me and whispering. Then I feel Pickles's foot forced into my mouth with the other one covering my nose. The smell and taste of his sweaty webbed feet causes my raging boner to grow even more. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." Although embarrassed, I take all my clothes off. Suddenly I feel my position swapped with that of Latent. Suddenly I'm lying beneath Wiggins and Xiah, who had both taken their boots off, and were pressing their feet against my member. "No," Pickles said, "He's mine." He runs over and gets on top of me. It's only now that I realize that he's holding an AGS, and I understand that nobody will be able to interfere with us. His technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum with the force of a hundred Kalphite Queens. He gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure he gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."

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Stop posting this stupid shit faggot

>only 9 inches? pathetic

Boss Nigger turned to Latent and saw the sausage and thought, boy do I want that.
Boss went up to Latent and turned up the heat by playing with Latent's knob.
Boss took out his sausage and placed it on Latent, the heat from latent making his sausage ooze.
Suddenly Boss feels a presence, he looked up from latent to see Xiah watching him.
“You need some help there Boss? You know I have all 99s” Xiah said to Boss, licking his lips.
“The more the merrier.” Boss replied and slid let Xiah have a place on Latent.
Xiah dug out his own meat and slapped it on Latent.
Boss looked at Xiah's meat in amazement.
Xiah glanced back, and said “99s in everything Boss, remember.” with a hint of dry amusement.
Xiah's meat and Boss' sausage drippings were mixing together inside of Latent.
With Xiah's expert knowledge, Boss and Xiah were able to finish their task on Latent at about the same time.
Boss took his sausage out of Latent and Xiah did the same with his meat.
Then Boss bent over, turned off the gas and closed Latent's hood, because Latent is a grill.

A seven year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the greatest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Based Wiggins, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

Based Wiggins?

Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I PKed with him in OSRS. Over there we call him "Skiller Killer" Wiggins because he never let an unarmed man live, be it boss killing, fishing, agility, anything.

Most would call him insane, but that's why the Italians trained with him. They saw potential. It wasn't until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created. You see, most guys that go into the wilderness take an ancient staff. Not Wiggins. No he took water staffs, daggers, whips, crossbows, anything but an ancient staff. After a few pks I got the chance to talk to him in the cc. He was wearing his chefs hat, barrows gloves, and switching between eight other items. It was all poorly done but you NEVER told Wiggins how good or bad he was doing. I asked him why he never took an ancient staff with him. He lowered his head and swapped out his mystic top, bottom, and fire cape for a black d hide top, rune legs, and god cape and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.

"I do it out of respect. Respect for the wilderness. These shit skilling fags don't deserve the mercy of a highly recommended and well stated ancient staff, but the slow torturous death of a water staff and missed switches."

In a flash he pulled out a weathered but still detailed mime mask and stopped short of putting it on. "The look in their eyes as I raise this water orb into the air to cast an ice barrage is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off on the screens as their health bar fades and they respawn in Lumbridge having lost nothing."

Basedwiggins Lmao. Every day, every day this shitty player is running around the wilderness. Every day he misses 3/4 of his pk's even on agility trainers. Every day, ching chong basedwiggins is dirty and disheveled while playing, unshowered and unkempt because of his refusal to shower and his dedication to mouthbreathing. Every day the fat jew Based "Basedwiggins" Wigginsberg is a fat jew, fat and a jew. Every day basedwiggins sucks the tiny cock of the Chinese Runescape scene just a little bit harder, desperately hoping for the Chinese load to be shot deep into his throat while trying to look "cool" with his awful water staff. Every day, Based "B O O G E R B O Y" Wiggins eats his salty boogers on camera, misses all his pks and wears a mime mask with his disgusting, terrible "Veeky Forums". Every single day this goes on, and you people eat it up. You love it. This is absolutely disgusting. I'm disgusted and I hate every single one of you, every single miscreant that donated to this horrid player's ego, every single retard that responds to his posts and yells, every single replier of this atrocious, revolting, insulting excuse for a "pk'er".