/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Moldy Shitbox Edition

>Patch 3.4 Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=8JPfQb549Eo

>Patch 3.4 Preview
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/303044-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXXI-Update-Thread

>Patch 3.38 notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/e4b6631397ff961d32d63a6a5b275bb2bbd2382d

>Youkai Watch x FFXIV Event. (July 26th-October 3rd)
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>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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I can get behind this thread.

ty. now i can shitpost properly

I'm not a degenerate you sack of shit.

Other thread is 10 minutes old
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Also giving someone negative attention is enough for them in most cases. sorry OP pic not ganna cut it. Might have to go to the other one

It's a nice night and I'm bored, someone should join me on this rock.

Go ahead, it will be pruned shortly.

literally who cares

Sluts are NOT allowed to post!

>fucking up this much

Remember to take a break every meow and then.

Slumly

Who is Zettai in pso2

I don't remember them being in MIN, at all.
Was it a Dzemael giving you a hard time in the BTN Quests? Can't quite recall. They didn't call much attention to the particular zealot giving you a hard time there...
Might've been a Dzemael in FSH. Admittedly still need to go and do the final quest, so it's not quite in my mind.

Was definitely a son of Dzemael constantly fucking you over in the MCH questline though.

True Thread

no

I skipped all of the cutscenes for both so I don't remember. FSH just culminated with some fishing contest and the only other thing I remember is some midlander having me catch fish (which I bought off of the market board) for their boss.

...

House Dzemael kept sending you and your crew out into dangerous areas hoping to get you killed for finding so much valuable ore in the miner quest.
In general they hate seeing other houses getting any sort of good reputation, especially with outsiders involved. So they go complain to the church crying herasy.
The FSH stuff was something different though I don't think it was any Ishgardian house

>Most of the HW DoH 60 quests require the first HW master book to craft the item yourself
>the 58 ALC quest requires the master book

I mean, you could just buy them and you're only sacrificing materia which is readily available from the Ixal now, but still a bit annoying if you want to make it yourself and have to sidetrack to grind out blue crafting scrips.

>playing

being in game doesn't stop you from shitposting and you can hide your current game status

bad post

>all of these pso2 faggots on ff14

Its no surprise I did the same.

The FSH Quests start off with just you hanging out with some Ishgardian Fishers, comparing catches, and showing off to each other. But the last few have you involved in a plot where you learn one of your new pals is actually a runaway noble, and you need to help him catch some particular fish in order to help save a servant of his from some other asshole.

Can't remember if that other asshole was a Dzemael though. Wouldn't surprise me, given that it always seems to be though.

WoW is the better game.

Yeah, it is.

Tfw turning into Bastion where my closest friend is a bird.

But is it the better GAME? You know?

Other side was our pals shitty brother if I remember.

it's the nutshack

get fucked elk
or whoever u are
lmao

>crushing hard on a friend
>he's already grown manning someone else

i only erp with friends so sorry, I dont even know who you are.

>tanking sohm al
>simple shit no problems
>play it on dragoon
>final boss
>spazzing out with my opener almost ripping off the tank
>power surge
>BOIIIII HE BOUT DO DO IT
>more telegraphs than stars in the sky appear
>jump
>instantly koed
>tfw

wew that was a wakeup call

*pumps you*

ahh~

Fuck off seto
go suck neas dick some more

Hows it going /xivg/

Uh.

Uhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh

going fine, just remembered the time you posted borderline IRL CP in the Discord

summoning the fabled "pizaboi"

Anyone playing on Odin? I want to make some friends

kys, you're a grown man and not a cat you delusional fuck

Any lewd auras want to erp

This pasta sucks.

enchanted extreme hard silver ink when

pst A.A

DRG works best if you level it as your first job.

They put you up against titan shortly after getting jump for a reason.

owls are assholes

I want to lewd and molest lil bun!

smells like pizza

post the initials of your favorite person in xivg

What the heck

use your two (2) stuns for something besides muh deeps, shitter

M.A

Its funny since its the last DPS I'm settling on since it was so boring to level. The class hits kinda hard tbqh.

But like BLM you need some knowledge of the fight.

S.T

But I don't like anyone.

K.M.

nobody, this is the only place where i can shit on somebody and feel no remorse

Who wants to fill the Tails Book with lewd things to do to Chloe?

K.M.

Which

hi :3

Tsunbun

Seto To

post pic of rl face

Hello Moldy Shitbox!

The 60 BTN quest had a noble from Dzemael trying to fuck over the farmer you've been helping by claiming he was growing gyshal greens in Ishgardian territory, which is against the law because they're not a native plant, purely as a political move to ruffle the feathers of the other houses. So you gotta get HQ chystal greens, which are native to Coerthas, for this reknowned botanist to prove that the two are basically genetic off-shoots of one another and essentially the same plant.

Should I bother watching LOST?

I already know the ending.

amber pls vocawoo saying "i want to be your girlfriend" for me pls....

it would make happy... no funny business this time pls...

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And for what? For a little bit of money? There's more to life than a little money, you know. Don'tcha know that? And here ya are, and it's a beautiful day. Well. i wish i was dutch

I wish I had a miqo'te gf.

need 1 dps for 3.4 static, brd/smn/blm/mnk
or a sch or any tank...must come to mateus

raid 9-12 est with flex days depending on peoples schedules, ideally 4-5 days a week first two weeks, 3-4 after

b-be gentle..................

>come to a dead server to be stuck on A10S even after everyone is in full scripture gear!

not so bad
yet

...

I wish I had a Highlander girlfriend.

>expecting them to get past a9s
that retard cleared a7s like a month ago

I wish I had a Roe womanfriend...

i want to frot with a catboy

Can someone explain this shitbox thing?

You have what appears to be a unibrow, friend.

dead swede chan ver

Amber shits in a box.

guys... is it okay to dress like a slut

Now that my room is all set up on Balmung it feels just like home.
Now I'm never leaving it.

Post good grinding music!
youtube.com/watch?v=DX1tKgP4flQ
:3

i want to frot with a midlander boy

but I dont.. if I did I'd just get rid of it lel

Ign?

God is dead.
How else could this thread exist.

You're going to have to leave sometime, and that's when the cops'll be waiting.

Is he our guy? Who else likes Joe?

amber posted a picture of her shit in a cardboard box a couple weeks ago in an effort to get (You)s

it worked but unbeknownst to her it just made her the laughing stock of the entirity of Veeky Forums unlike anything ever before, maybe bar this guy

i want to frot with

also will have access to crafted gear and can eb me maybe..

I have done nothing wrong besides leave my lovely shitposting LS on Lamia behind

Only if you let me see it