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Post best girl.

Thanks for the help, goyim. Hum? What's that? You don't need these souls

Either you were super shit, or people still think phantoms steal their souls.

I CE aldrich alive and make runs with way of blue equipped.

Finger runs are the most fun I've had in this game.

I do it if the phantom is using a weapon I don't like

>Wooden Shield in DaS1: 95% physical reduction
>Wooden Shield in DaS2: 80%, roughly 90.5% after +10 and scaling
>Wooden Shield in DaS3: 57%
>Ghru Rotshield in DaS3, a literally rotting makeshift plank shield used by degenerate demons who throw their own feces at you: 62%

>800 damage uninterruptable sunlight spears
>access to lightning blade and DMB
>stacking regen spells and items for stupidly high effective health
>bad

Why do you keep posting this

>non parry shields with less than 75% block

What pisses me off the most is the Golden Falcon Shield's bullshit 57%.
It's such a beautiful shield..

You already did, no need to restate the obvious.

>replay DaS
>decide to try getting drake sword
>use it to kill gargoyles in 5 hit
well that was unsatisfying

I'm just a hopeless romantic.

wooden shield was my favorite shield for stylin.

fc when?

>flip
>wog
>flip
>wog
Repeat
Why don't they bring back that white floating circle that strengthens miracles

This shit baffles me.
At least in 2 it made a little bit of sense since the good shields were typically locked behind progress barriers and difficult to acquire without prior knowledge, so the shitty shields served a prupose as a holdover until you found a better one. In 3? You get a 100% shield in the high wall. The rest have no reason to exist.

Why the hell not?

Could someone savescum me some souls on PC?

I'd pump-her-rump with my pickle-pee.

who the fuck asked!

Eggheads for DLC?

Meant for

Faith is getting a destructo disk.

And it copies the casting animation of lightning spear (eg. too slow to be useful) while doing less damage than a straightsword R1

that does less damage than a ss r1 while being slow and predictable

>they literally decided not to add Yorghs spear with the drakeblood set

We won't know until we get it, and you can always use it to trade hits.

Trading hits with anything but Sunlight Spear is not viable.

You really think that punny disc does more damage than Sunlight Spear?

>fun weapon with a unique moveset
Why would they add that?

>they literally decided not to add silver knight spear with the silver knight seT
>or the sword

It took two hits to kill a skeleton.
Skeletons have like 300 HP
It's gonna be realm bad.

>throw disc
>2 second window to make aggressive melee play
>disc comes back

PALADINS WW@

I really have no idea what it's going to do.

>throw disk
>enemy rolls
>enemy keeps rolling
>enemies continues to chain rolls for two seconds, preventing any melee interaction whatsoever
>disc comes back, passing harmlessly through roll iframes
>enemy finishes rolling, having spent only 10% of their stamina, and continues to spam R1 with their carthus sword

This is not how this goes and you know it.

A-team quality.

It DID NOT KILL the skeleton either

It's fucking black serpent 2.0
People will think it's good and spam it and never hit with it

They didn't even need to give it the fucking twin blade moveset
I would have been happy with a spear/spin2win/pike mix
NOW I'M GETTING MAD ALL OVER AGAIN
OR THE FUCKING BATWING DEMON AND THAT BEAUTIFUL 2h R2

>Dark Souls 3
>shortest game
>bonfires out the ass
>filled to the brim with shitty references
>massive amounts of on-disc cut content that will be sold as DLC
>no dynamic lighting system when even basic indie games have them
>rehashed areas
>rehashed NPCs
>rehashed animations
>invasions sucks
>Heavy armor sucks
>armor sets don't even fit properly
>brown and grey
>shit AI
>Armor variety is less than DS2 BASE game, despite copypasting a 3rd of the armors from previous games
>Magic needs 2-3 ring slots just to dish out melee level damage
>Magic itself does reduced damage for PvP
>awful scaling balance
>FP is the most awful casting management system introduced yet (worse than DeS mana, which had better regen options and more efficient)
>FP horribly ineffiecent with damage, ends up causing everyone to use 1 or 2 FP efficient spell like Great Heavy Soul Arrow
>Miracles awful, best and most viable one locked behind the final boss
>bland NG+
>awful covenants
>no blue eye orb
>blue sentinels and darkmoons the exact same
>left hand weapons no longer have full movesets
>dual wield weapons are gimmicks
>Straight Swords and Curved Sword are as fast as daggers
>Great Weapons are slower than previous games, and costs more stamina, while barely doing more damage
>1-2 Weapons ALWAYS the best in class, no redeeming qualitys for special weapons resulting in less weapon variety than BB
>very little moveset variation
>WA are mostly shit or copypasted powerstance moves
>No animation canceling
>No backstep i-frames
>rolls have too much i-frames and cost too little stamina
>bloodborne enemies catered to R1 spam from ss and cs
>hexes gone and dark magic is shit
>shittiest dragon form
>no dragon covenant
>refined/hollow completely dominates
>pyromancy is the quality of casters
>19 bosses, a good chunk being gimmicks
>linear level design, less branching options than DeS, DS2, and even BB

>b-but the DLC will save it!
>b-but other games have faults!
lmfao

someone's in de nile

>things that only happen in one's foolish imagination

KIERO!!! that means disappear in japanese

>lance doesn't do strike damage
>charging and striking has no power
>no iframes
>no tracking
>no speed

>strike damage
for which purpousse

Because the whole purpose of lances is causing crushing damage

But they are pointed and you don't have the strength behind a knight on a horse using a lance.

Dark Souls magic has no hope.

Magic will only be good when a new Souls game is born, and they actually make it elemental magic instead of this blue smoke shit.

>Magic is only useful in ambush and with a whole shit ton of ugly and debuffing gear
>Nerf it anyway

????

What's a proper name for a black haired qt?

>phantom tanks 1500 damage
>his soul spears deal 90% of my hp
>i have 40 vig + life ring + fap

Uhhhh. Im confused

nigger

>get summoned at pontiff
>hyperpassive-reactive ccs
>immediately off myself
>proceeds to add me on steam
>"lol why'd you kill yourself bro?"
>tell him i have 0 interest in fighting ccs users
>"why? bcuz ur shit lol"
>reply "no, because its extremely boring fighting the same quality builds using the same weapons and same playstyles. why cant you be more creative?"
>"whatever faggot cya lol"

Is this the way it must be? Why did we let this happen?

Magic will only be good when they stop caring about fucking PvP balance and actually make INTERESTING spells that BOTH do damage and are NOT soul arrow variants

>first enemy in the game with 0 element defense
Wow great job

Rolling and stamina are not that efficient, disk not withstanding any decent player can hit the flip faggot and their stamina would not last for r1 spam.

That said I've only ever used sub 100 invasion builds in this game so dueling I don't know or care.

Your character won't be cute, and your hair won't even look black in game.

Good as in fun and satisfying to use.

>Because the whole purpose of lances is causing crushing damage
A Lance, which is a longer version of a spear designed for use on horseback, and you're telling me that they're designed to kill via blunt force.

THE BIG POINTY STICK.

肉奴隷

>Your character won't be cute
I'll just give her black hair this time.

Yeah. You didn't know this? Also
>a longer version of a spear designed for use on horseback
That's not what a lance is.

Surely he confused regular combat lances with blunted jousting lances used in tournaments.

POST

SLIDERS

Iamaman

it is p fun for me desu
i still one shot lothric knights tho

Normal lances were also blunt. A weapon doesn't need to be sharp to pierce, just pointy.

I'll joust your ass with my dick

That's literally what it is. A lance is a cavalry spear used for formation charging. It was sharpened because all the force it needed to puncture plate was provided by the horse itself, and it only needed to be sturdy enough to withstand the impact and sharp enough to pierce human flesh.

I like you

pointy =/= blunt
Lances were not blunt weapons.

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>Underarms clip through Artorias' armor in DaS3
What the fuck how can they not get that right

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While they do pierce because, of course, they are pointy sticks, the main purpose of lances was delivering a massive crushing blow that would rip apart anything it hit.

The main source of damage of lances was their great impact force, not they piercing or penetrating power. Lances aren't spears, they are lances.

"The lance is a pole weapon or spear designed to be used by a mounted warrior or cavalry soldier (lancer). During the periods of classical and medieval warfare, it evolved into being the leading weapon in cavalry charges, and was unsuited for throwing or for repeated thrusting, unlike similar weapons of the spear/javelin/pike family typically used by infantry. Lances were often equipped with a vamplate – a small circular plate to prevent the hand sliding up the shaft upon impact. Though best known as a military and sporting weapon carried by European knights, the use of lances was widespread throughout Asia, the Middle East and North Africa wherever suitable mounts were available. As a secondary weapon, lancers of the medieval period also bore swords or maces for hand-to-hand combat, since the lance was often a one-use-per-engagement weapon; assuming the lance survived the initial impact intact, it was (depending on the lance) usually too long, heavy and slow to be effective against opponents in a melee."

That or he's completely retarded. Very likely.

No they were not. At all. Where are you getting this information?

WHY DONT YOU, INSTEAD OF HAVING TO RELY ON THE BEST WEAPONS IN THE GAME JUST TO WIN

Iron Flesh not in it's original area or my inventory.

This is fine.

I blame onlyafro and other "scrub mockery" youtube channels. This is the future you chose.

WHY DONT YOU, INSTEAD OF WHINING ON THE INTERNET

Yes, but the main source of the impact was the fact that they were on a horse. You think spears used on horseback didn't have that same strength?

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A weapon can be pointy but completely blunt tho. See the smallsword.

a cow may never grow wings and fly within its lifetime, no matter how hard it tries

>ccs
I know I'm gonna make myself look like an idiot, but what does ccs stand for?

Guys, I need a name.

Card Captor Sakura
Classic mahou shoujo, very good read

KEK

I healed the guy and was level 30 for his undead settlement.

For shame

This is my coop noob helper, his name is: Helpful Herald.

Martha

>that faggot damnnohtml posts that video of him 2h the greatshield of glory
>literally the next day
youtu.be/Dbsr8d_CGaU

I ended up killing him with bleed in a later invasion

Carthus Curved Sword. Best fucking curved sword in the game in literally every way