Is Matt Farah the most baller automotive journalist ever?
>drives peoples daily drivers within an inch of their lives
>shits all over kiddo ricers to their face while driving their cars
>crashed a kids civic and gave no fucks
>has more speeding tickets than the average Veeky Forums-ist has had hot meals
>drives a corvette and probably eats out 500 girls a week
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More like "eats 500 burgers a week"
Fuck off, Matt.
>>crashed a kids civic and gave no fucks
sauce
this tho
"hey Matt why are you so fat"
Cause i eat alot of pussy nigga
Its sounds like he really dis give a shit
Struggling to hold in his laughter and pretending to care while handing over a cheque of several thousand dollars (probably like 0.5% of this guys weekly expenditure) as if it in any way makes up for writing off 100's of hours of work isn't really giving a shit.
It's just a shitty civic
But giving that many different women oral is some cuck shit. Shit sometimes eating your own gf is a cuck activity
Getting emotionally attached to a track car is pretty stupid. There's pretty much a 100% chance you'll total it one track day. Even the best drivers fuck up sometimes, gotta be able to walk away and say "oops" .
passing off a 240z as a 250 gto
>Fatt Marah
Hes simply a mad cunt
Based
I don't know about him being a baller, but his head is almost ball shaped.
He actually drives people's cars carefully. Press cars (ones that will be crushed afterwards anyways) he will drive hard cause it doesn't really matter.
FF cucks BTFO
desu atleast he got payed when his car got destroyed instead of paying for the cleanup.
>that vid where that ricer kd talks up his kia shitbox saying he smokes m3's and fiesta st's
>matt straight up tells him his shitbox would get destroyed by those cars
>that other vid with that shitskin in a stanced prius with horrendous tire rub who said he set it up for autocross racing
link to the vid where matt shits on the kia kuck?
>starts understeering
>panics and keeps the wheels locked up with the brakes
Wow lol come on now you know better than that
Here you go
Yeah but ABS would have saved him
>automotive journalist
He's a car reviewer, not an automotive journalist. Big difference.
i just watch him because he drives cool cars in the canyons
if i had people handing over keys to their porches every second day id be doin the same
he should invest in some professional driver training
him trying to slide that mclaren 570s looked all kinds of bad
dont race what you can't replace.
>Fuck
>sorry about the audio guys
>fuck me this audio
>steering feels dead in center
>can we get some venting in here?
>plz forgive the audio guys
>FUUCCCCKKKKKKMKKK
>dylan optics
>enjoy guys
Not really
>eats out 500 girls a week
That is the most beta thing imaginable
stay cucked Veeky Forums
That kid literally picked a Kia whatever over a FiST.
Not only that, but leased, and put a shitty air filter bolted to the stock plastic tube.
This is hilariously bad, the only thing worse would be... I don't know, a stock kia with shitty walmart tier aftermarket wheels.
Anyone have the copypasta with all the "reviewers" out there?
>Is Matt Farah the most baller automotive journalist ever?
Pretty much, him and Jack baruth should just have a show where they burn bowls and bs about cars.
>one takes are for sheckels
Better than getting 4 videos a year, but god damn i miss the polish
Matt Farah is a legend
>bolted
Check again. It's zip tied.
Lol link?
>You ACTUALLY shopped this against a fiesta St... I'm sorry bro but an St would totally smoke this thing..
Fucking hilarious how many times you can tell he kind of holds his tongue a bit so as not to totally offend the guy.. "but for the price I guess it's not totally terrible"
What is the farah audio meme
>Matt takes Veeky Forums for a drive
wind noise or tire noise always fucks up his shitty audio setup
>I-im a car guy
so Veeky Forums
>Matt Farah is into driving watches and owns a Rolex Hulk Submariner and a Shinola muh built in detroit watches
Truly a hero. unlike the poorfags here who cant even afford a $7,000+ driving watch
>a $7,000+ driving watch
Is this really a thing? Can't be arsed to search.
Matt Farahs Rolex
I have never seen a man with a worse sense of style
>watch on right arm
retard alert
The entire purpose of an expensive watch is to show it off
or he is left handed and doesnt want to scuff the bracelet. Rolex Links are like 80-100$ a link
>gaudy logoed up polo shirt
>half-assed chops
>weird goatee
>ugly watch
Gotta agree
>pearl jam tattoo
This guy posts on Veeky Forums
>Rolex Submariner
>Ugly
Youre a no class faggot
Rolex are a meme
"I'm a decent driver, and I have a lot of experience"
>starts understeering
>keeps the wheels locked up
>decent driver
>wearing a watch
>2016
this guy knows what im about
I've delivered a press car to him. He is a genuine chap. I believe the oral bit.
It is ugly
>hurr durr but ROLEX
It's UGLY
>le current year
die
Nah man, sounds like he legit felt bad.
>wearing a watch that isn't a smartwatch
>2016
Ftfy
>le
back to red dit you go, faggot
>wearing a smart watch at all
What are you a 22 year old faggot or a soccer mom counting her steps
I'm a sekrit agent who can talk to and start his car from his watch
he seems like a cock but i enjoy the smoking tyre all the same, i like that smeagol looking guy on drive though a bit better.
>PLEASE WHITE LIST MY CHANNEL GUYS, I NEED THE AD REVENUE
Nah, fuck off Farah.
Yea lol only mega nerd losers like Sheldon and Howard from the bbc theory wear nerd ass smart watches roflmao
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