/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spess Station

Last Thread: xenomorphs Edition

Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
>Greyshirt demand rights
>Local user told to CODE IT YOURSELF, is buttman
>Xenos, xenos everywhere


>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT

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youtube.com/watch?v=BzmZoEYW0e8
ss13.moe/media/source/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

first for FIX BUGS

Second for LEARN CODE

3rd for shitty OC

It's my favorite type

>Waifu disappeared

youtube.com/watch?v=BzmZoEYW0e8

Hi remember to bump bug reports on the issues most important to you

>tfw I played HoS one round and Axel was more helpful to me than my own officers were
>offered Officer status but he declined it

>Things that never happened

Axel has been cool to me whenever I'm any role but sec
I think he just has personal problems that are reflected into his spess behavior

What did he mean by this?

>banned in both Veeky Forums AND Veeky Forums
>will never EVER suffer in these servers again
>will never need to git gud
feels good man

Go to goon

why?
movement speed is fucking horrible and you the map layout is fucking abysmal
also it's shit

It's what space station should be, the no RP server of course

>ZAS meme still not fixed
Disable this shit if the air in a single tile is still enough to knock everyone in a room 8 tiles away and into a wall, seriously. It's so ridiculously broken that it gets to be hilarious.

That's pretty much the point

>changeling crawls away through a welded vent even while being pushed

gotta pull it.

And you shoulda cut the pipes in the ai upload foyer. Y'know, the room with no exits.

Or the AI upload; the room with laser turrets.

But you did your best, you really did. Fuck that guy.

It happened in sec. I welded the vent shut and he still climbed through it. I would of had it again but some retard went braindead in the HoS office and got in the way.

What did he mean by this?

>make maint less antag friendly
>help medbay with husks i find
>carry guns i found on the ground
>carrying two AI's with me to escape
>all of a sudden someone uses teleportation and bag of holding spaces me
fun round
>red text lings

BAN HE

>baby complaining about hardcore ZAS
go back to hippie

Was my first proper round, going medical is kinda hectic

Only lost one patient though, so I think I did good?

>complain about tgshitters powergaming every round
>but complaining about a completely glitched feature is suddenly being a baby

decided to play a little bit of colonial marines
It's pretty fun tbqfhwym

>coworker accidentally outs himself as ling
>smile and pretend nothing happened
>he doesn't give me the succ in return

all was well

how is it glitched, its literally working as intended

okay here user, have a (you), you worked so hard for it

user you only gave me ONE (you)
gib more

>worked hard for it

Hes just some dumb frogposter, he deserves no (you)s

Then please explain to me how one tile worth of pressure is enough to push everyone in a room to the ground like someone just oppened a magical bag of air.

Or are you telling me a feature that grasps at no sense at all is intended just to create aritificial difficulty? busta pls go

Fuck off TG. We're not changing the server just so you don't have to git gud.

Hey, how do you guys like this xeno?

t. Hardcore SS13 player

Certainly a lot more hardcore than you, TG babby.

>Been playing ss13 for about a year and a half now
>90% vg, sometimes colonial memes
>decide to go back in time to where it all started
>to the shit stained halls of goon
>AAAAAAAA
>*fart
>kick a boxers ass in the ring
>people acting like chimps and fighting each other
>sec officer's taser going off nonstop
>cant even tell what the fuck that guys doing to the monkeyman in the shower
>clown horn it up as an entire wing gets blown to bits and the survivors start shanking each other
>one final honk before i succumb to the vaccum
>basketball flies over my head
Holy shit, it was like being new to ss13 all over again

You can check the logs if you want. Took out a ling for us.

Has anyone tested if you can make a ZAS gun by using a flamethrower with heated oxygen loaded in?

Do you know how flamethrower code works?

What do you mean, bag of holding space?

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>child bearing hips

Valid hunting isn't for so much for the benefit of the crew as it is a way to pass the time and win the game
If you want to skew that 'he killed an atang FOR ME' then whatever nerd

BOOTYGOLEMS WHEN

Bretty gud.
Try making its lower legs thinner.

Yeah I'm sorry about that, didn't mean to knock you into it

>xeno alert?
>stand back everyone I am going in alone

its fun until you realize how much horseshit the marines have going for them, and that despite the xenos being ''''op'''' they lose around 70% of the time

theyll win frequently if they listen to their fucking queen but fat chance with that happening without ahelping every single time

I like it because even so all rounds are SUPPOSED to play the same,something different happens.
and playing since the start of round is very gud and fun,and I only play as USMC because I cannot play antag

If somebody tries to teleport you and you have a bag of holding, the teleport drops you off semi-randomly in a burst of fire. They don't mix, teleports and bags.

the xenos are the good guys tho

dindu nuffin

It's because bags of holding are pockets of bluespace, and teleporters use bluespace to transfer you, and bluespace cant hold bluespace.

t. headcanon

>be wounded
>about to get into the ship
>one xeno comes in
>he hides into the locked door
>he jumps off
heh

where do i find the list of musics from the jukebox?

thicc xenos?

Is it metagaming to disable cams?

there is a full xeno porn book on the library

ss13.moe/media/source/

> fellow ling steals my identity

wore than hitler

literally no reason to unless the AI is known to be malf or subverted
if you cut it while it's not security will be up your ass

thanks user

Only if you don't have anything to hide. Cutting cams 'in case the AI is rogue' is metagay as fuck. Cutting cameras because you want to build a secret comms console / AI upload is fine.

Good AI.

How often do you get away with no antag murder? I would say I average a little under two per round

You can't
got banned for it 16 times
unless the guy you murdered is a total retard

Pretty much never.
I never really get in fights or anything, and i'm not sure traitors or wizards or what have you count as murder victims.

slimes are cute.

calm down sishio, none of us have any hot tips today.

Flamethrowers got changed, are now basically just projectiles rather than room superheaters.

>You can only save 1 person out of the 3 people on the ground and they're all the same rank.
Help the nearest or most useful one.

Silicons will feign getting mad at you, that's human harm.

you know what else is cute?
phazons

If there's a human harming another human and the only way to stop the harmer is harming him, how should an asimov borg act?

>and the only way to stop the harmer is harming him
Describe one situation where this could happen.

>the only way to stop the harmer is harming him
Don't be retarded. There's always other options. Even if you can't stop him entirely you can undoubtedly hinder his efforts to the best of your ability.

Attempt to pull the person away

Mutate 2 and blink.

t. lisa or ricky

Drag attacker or victim away or act as a shield if attacker is using a gun

If you forcibly inject traders with loyalty implants does that mean they gotta support the station then

Fuck off back to bay

>play one new server
>"END ROUND KILLING IS NOT ALLOWED"

Loyalty implants do three things: Deconvert revs and protect against the same; Protect against culting without deconverting; and put a green dot above roundstart sec-and-similar and people who were loyalty implanted.

maybe because they have logs that don't end at round end, if it isn't for that reason then they are a shit server.

they make you loyal to NT

Loyalty implants should be more heavily RP enforced

only shit servers allow end round grief

Sure, but that's flavortext for RP.

gud cap
a shame I was locked for literally all of that

>deconvert a scientist who was making all heads non-human
>he gets up, disarms me and runs for the module

>That captain

RIP user Revguy AKA Not the captain

I agree but trying to change how anything works gets you burned at the stake so nobody does anything to existing features and mechanics.

Yea, it means you have to act with restraint like a sec officer

Not here.

>act with restraint
>like a sec officer

What?

What did they mean by this?

oh lordy

Not every server has the logging set up Veeky Forumsstation does. Infact I'm not sure if any server does.

I know for a fact that Bay/Polaris logs are kept and accessed differently and thus 'false positives' don't help with the ahelp process. It's one of the reasons why admins using those codebase derivatives will take longer to sort by logs and more often than not ask you got a copy of your local logs to speed things along too.

Or we can just have some emtpy pride that we have a minute of being shitters at the end of three hour rounds and shit on other servers because who cares really, our community's a joke already