Food service for Halloween festivities, but I just moved to Hollywood so ideally it'll turn in to something full time. I'll sell my soul to Comcast since they're giving me a free meal every shift.
Robert Brown
HAVING HOT SWEATY SEX WITH MCCREE
Colton Ortiz
I NEED DANK REAPER MEMES
AND I NEED THEM RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Landon Cox
>worst healer >worst waifu >not shit
Thomas Flores
fastest game eh
Jeremiah Butler
Xth for high noon
Kevin Howard
Nth for Zarya
Lincoln Sullivan
...
Kayden Rivera
Ilios is the WORST fucking map in the game goddamn
Benjamin Hill
Let me give you your reward for a job well done.
Oliver Reyes
Have you appreciated the most foxy member of Overwatch?
Ryan Williams
>proud of stomping borderline braindead retards in qp
Lucas Walker
They could probably find common ground desu senpaitachi
Dominic Taylor
Just look at this terrible taste.
Oliver Russell
>winston countering D.va Erm what
All the KOTH maps are the worst Ilios > Nepal > Literal Dogshit >>> Lijang At least Lijang is good for boops, but I don't like going Lucio on comp because it's hard to carry
Christian Flores
This one was so bad someone left as we were capping B
Jonathan Reyes
Is there any word on when the next event will be? I finally reached promotion kinda don't want to use those early levels if we are getting cool stuff soon
Joseph Williams
>mer150.png How big is your collection?
Elijah Baker
I love my cute wife McCree.
Christian Diaz
>tfw you like KotH better than the other game modes >barely get to play it >wish it came up more often >wish that there were more KotH maps in the game >hope that the next map added will be one
Explain to me why people hate KotH. I want to know why I'm the odd one out.
Austin Wood
Jamison Fawkes!
Dominic Wright
Halloween October 23rd. The day amomentincrime hits 100
Nathaniel Murphy
Make way for new best pairing
Landon Clark
>win >gain 7 points >lose >lose 30 points
Michael Perez
>24gigs of ram for video editing What are you editing user?
Ilios is fun for booping and wallriding in the well on Windmill.
Carson Phillips
>Get POTM as Reaper, which happens relatively often >Always simply type "One Man Army" in public chat When I get it >At least one person either gets angry at me or compliments me
>>barely get to play it >>wish it came up more often Want to swap places, I get it all the time People hate it because it's entirely reliant on your teammates because you're least likely to win a 5vs6 on KOTH, and one shitter on your team with a bad pick can mean game over
Jaxon Anderson
remember double tracer, double winston, double lucio? I want that overwatch back
Ryan Gray
The numbered ones are up to 304, but I have extras.
Ian Reyes
>sit relatively comfortably around 3600 >have a balanced ranked session >lose more due unusal amount of leaver and dcs (some eu server probs apparantly) >drop to 3400 >unlucky games, nothing out of the ordinary >get matched more with more lower diamond player >s1 60s shitter left and right >people arguing torb and bastion are good
Neat At least you have semi decent taste, even though I hate the hero herself, she's pretty nice to look at
Oliver Bennett
>it's entirely reliant on your teammates >one shitter on your team with a bad pick can mean game over Yeah, but how different is that from the rest of the game?
Liam Gutierrez
Because it's literally
>Lucio speed boost to point or you lose the cap because they get there first >Proceed to watch the timer go to 99 until you force overtime because contesting doesn't stop the timer OR >Spend minutes bashing your head at a wall and get lucky with ults to force-cap
If they make a KOTH map that is actually balanced when you're on the hill instead of being defense sided then it'd be fun
Caleb Wilson
Cuddlemaker.
Wyatt Ward
The 3000-3500 region is wildly inconsistent. Mix of shitters who got placed too high, and good players trying to climb. It's a fucking circus.
Isaac Peterson
I find it a lot easier to carry on payload maps, but it's fucking impossible to sole-carry on KOTH CP is bad for it too, when you have idiots running into the point on their own and dying, one by one
Kevin Mitchell
I like koth better too. Honestly feels easier to carry, get behind their team, pick some supports and it doesn't really matter if your team is worse, they'll usually win the fight. Plus people don't bother using hero's like torbjorn or widow so it usually goes slightly more smoothly. t.Rank 3250
Josiah Morris
Koth maps lock out certain characters really hard where on payload maps I feel every character at least has a chance.
Christian Watson
I literally lose 9/10 times on Ilios and I can never figure out why
Zachary Jones
>even though I hate the hero herself Das tut mir leid.
Do you hate playing as her or playing against her?
Josiah Walker
Why did Blizzard have to go and give OW sexualized fanfic baiting characters? Why did they have to go and attract /co/ creeps and /a/ fujos?
>Koth maps lock out certain characters really hard Give me an example.
Jeremiah Jenkins
I relate Ilios to stress now. That fucking lighthouse map is a nightmare
Jaxson Thomas
Anyone else ever turned red from lucio's ult?
Colton Ortiz
She's cute alright but playing her is the most tedious and frustrating thing.
Daniel Phillips
I want a tank character with a machine gun.
Andrew Moore
>me earlier >one win away from regaining Master Rank >Lijang >we have a Hanzo who doesn't swap >we lose >win my next game on Gibraltar vs a fucking solo-queue grandmaster >one win away again >Nepal >another fucking Hanzo >we win only because they also had a Hanzo and I switch to Hog which countered like half their team lineup God, I was close to erupting when I saw another Hanzo, and he was the only plat in the game too.
Hate playing against her because I play Zarya and obviously don't focus on the Mercy sitting at the back, I just gotta hope our flankers are doing their job. And especially PharMercy Earlier I saw a 6th prestiger with 252 hours of just Mercy, and all they did the entire game was follow some Pharah Just, why? I don't mind Mercy players normally but what compels someone to pocket heal someone else for 252 fucking hours?
Jeremiah Myers
Germany is the worst fucking map in the game. The first point is pure cancer
Nicholas Phillips
I only noticed it while also playing junkrat Maybe it's a hero specific bug?
Levi Nelson
Zarya + Winston + Genji + Tracer + Zen and Lucio user. This is how you break them.
William Powell
"Tracer this feels weird."
"Please call me Lena."
Another kiss planted on her lips and two fingers inserted. They moved fast as she moaned. Her mouth drooling a little to her embarrassment. Lena had a smirk on her face as she kept going. Hana watched as her face moved closer to her breasts. The head disappeared under the water as she felt a tongue ran over her nipples. She was moaning loudly and holding onto her for dear life. Everything happened so fast and she'd never imagine this happening. Lena was very skilled as she came into the pool. Hana watched as her head reemerged. Her new lover was gasping for air. They kissed one last time as they held onto each other. Hana learned to really love pools. It was their secret habit during some nights.
Sadly, a traumatized Mercy had caught them one night. The pool had earned a new schedule, no more nightly swimming.
Caleb Cox
because its symmetrical so they lose more frequently due to being a drag on better players
its much harder to pick hanzo/junkrat/roadhog/other shitter bait and get carried to a win in koth, but on garbage maps like eichenwalde you can either autowin on defense or complain that your team wasnt magdumping in the reins general direction as well as you
I realize a lot of those characters are considered bad at high levels of play but my point is a good player can still be effective with them on payload whereas on koth you're pretty much guaranteed to be hurting your team.
Kayden Adams
this gave me cancer
Mason Smith
>hanzo >koth What a gay, everyone thinks they're seagull or something.
Hudson Sanders
>2 flankers and winston does this actually work
Mason Wright
have you never seen a gayboy healslut? they literally roleplay and talk dirty to their pocket in discord the whole game lmao
Aaron Martinez
Flank them away with Genji or D.va.
You can climb right over the buildings in front of your spawn point. You land right next to point A without ever going near the choke.
You can also go around the other side of the choke, over the gap, as Pharah. Getting around that gap can be tricky though.
Robert Cook
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Xavier Turner
>having a mercy folder Yeah, you know a lot about terrible taste alright
James Wood
Well, their name was Elizabeth but I figure it would be pretty much the same
Austin Phillips
at least one flanker is needed every game I've lost someone caps behind us and when 3-4 people run back to defend the point they get through the choke
Jack Ward
>0:22 >there's three innovative game modes "There ARE three"
>German map >"Turkey" >plays a Nasheed to really hammer the memes home Oh, fuckin' REE.
Grayson Nelson
So can Bastion not repair himself when getting shot at? I swear, most of the times that I've died as Bastion is because I had no way to heal against an enemy firing at me
Chase Rodriguez
>what compels someone to pocket heal someone else for 252 fucking hours? Playing Medic in TF2 carries over.
It's called a dive comp, sometimes D.Va replaces Zarya
Caleb Martinez
you are (not) an omnic
Nathaniel Garcia
How many surgeries did it take her to look like that?
Owen Parker
Yes. >Lucio speedbost in >Zen healing orb on Winston and Discord on healers >Winston goes in, draws all attention >puts bubble down while Genji and Tracer hop in and out of the bubble getting picks >Zarya bubbles Winston, easy 50 energy, inevitable full charge once they start panicking
You take the point within the first two pushes
Juan Rivera
gayboy healsluts name themselves girl names too lol in fact, most people I've met online with overly girly names have been male the actual girl gamers have regular names like the rest of us
Isaiah Garcia
Can anyone besides Genji, D.va, Pharah, and Lucio(lol) totally bypass the choke on either side?
Justin Flores
>Going Bastion on Hanamura A and destroying their Reinhardt/Mei wall in an instant >Going Hanzo and scatter arrowing the hallway on Numbani A >Going Roadhog on Ilios Well and pulling people into the hole >Going Winston on LiJiang Tower Garden and pushing them off the bridges >breaking through to the top half of diamond doing said things
Nicholas Brown
The gays are a plague
James Allen
Zarya is always needed imo, she's too valuable. When the fuck is the fourth one coming out?
Noah Cruz
>Hate playing against her because I play Zarya Oh, now I understand. >I just gotta hope our flankers are doing their job. >a 2-man res followed by shooting Genji in the face from full health down to zero gets a Mercy POTG I'm here to tell you that they aren't.
Daniel Taylor
Fareeha's bewbies! >You can't stop me from being a whore mom!
Ayden White
I often pester Korean players about their women being mass produced in factories. I like to demand where their factories are or if plastic gfs are expensive. Just whatever I can think of. Either way D. Va paid off her surgeries with the money from desperate twitch fags.
Jayden Carter
He can't, and it's annoying because you're a shitty, slow, giant S:76 in Recon mode and you can't defend yourself.
Blake Bennett
(Not) soon.
Kayden Howard
>watching the garbage that is the rebuilds
dont know, couldnt care less. have a junkcat instead
Anthony Hill
Winston while ulting. Junkrat if you double-jump.
Ethan Harris
Very soon
Josiah Morales
Where do these retarded memes even come from?
Camden White
What exactly is general chat
Easton Ramirez
chubby shortstack hero when
Asher Taylor
Justice needs a nap.
Kayden Rivera
tumblr, can you read your file name?
Jackson Hughes
IM GONNA PLAY NOTHING BUT JUNKRAT AND LUCIO IN COMPETITIVE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
Isaac Carter
mei = pharah = mercy > d.va = zarya > ana > symmetra >>> tracer > widowmaker this is indisputable
Nicholas Cox
I enjoy it a lot whenever I'm waiting for a match. Once in a while you get some funny shit like that.