I got a free car from my parents!

No you wouldn't.

OP here, forgot to add: it has mexican plates and one of the tires are fucked

Also it's parked on my lawn, because that's where the tow truck guy decided to leave it. I got home from work and found it there.

On the bright side you wont have to drive it very long because I doubt that car is going to last much longer

you can get an STD from being in close proximity with PT cruisers. It only needs to breathe on you for it to spread

Depends on which one it is I guess. If given the choice between having to drive a pt cruiser or shooting myself in the hand with a .22, honest to god I'd have a hole in my hand and be crying like a little bitch.

>buy sword off shopping channel
>build base so it will stand up by itself
>walk infront of parents, silently place base on ground then sword in base
>line up sword with asshole
>look parents in the eye and say 'you did this'
>relax legs and welcome impalement

All's fixed OP

This reminds me of some spit roasting cannibal porn fiction I read on xnxx. Shit got me pretty hard.

>stab yourself in the butthole with a sword
>scream and cry
>blood and shit seeping down the blade
>parents screaming in shock and horror
>get rushed to hospital
>"doctor please save my boy, he stabbed himself in the anus with his chinese katana!"
>almost die of sepsis
>6 weeks later, well enough to be discharged
>have to wear diapers the rest of your life
>parents sold their car to help pay for bills
>go home, PT cruiser's still there, waiting for you
>only now, you have to share it with your parents because it's the only car in the family
>car never stop smelling like poop again

8.5/10 plan only hing I'd do differently is shoot myself in the fucking face

>Do this
>Accidentally let out a moan that sounds like pleasure instead of pain as your last sound
>Last thoughts are "SHIT! FUCK! They are going to think I enjoyed it"

>wake up
>there's a mexican PT Cruiser on my front lawn

that's some scary shit

>inb4 he enjoys it

>chinese katana
>CHINESE
>giving cable shopping channels this much credit

It's not a free car. It's a functionally non-running Chrysler product. It will probably be cheaper to throw it away and buy a million mile Civic.

>"AUTHENTIC JAPANESE SAMURAI SWORD"
>"MADE WITH REAL TIGER CLAW, SPRAYPAINTED GOLD, JUST LIKE THE ORIGINAL"

What the hell is smog check

fuck man. bad deal. hot chicks really like the PT cruiser though idk why.

Virgin detected

OP is clearly a border jumper living in California, see He (and his whole shit state) is goin' back in six months though.

Enjoy it man, nothing wrong with a free car! Keep it and beat on it, or fix it and flip it, either way good deal

communism, that's what

10/10

>Also it's parked on my lawn, because that's where the tow truck guy decided to leave it. I got home from work and found it there.

honestly this sounds like some sick demented practical joke. are you sure your parents aren't fucking with you?

Move to arkansas, they don't test cars for emissions standards or the smog test crap. The methamphetamine here is also quite good

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG WITH A PT CRUISER.

youtube.com/watch?v=hoxqtnI4I4c