/smgen/ - SMITE General

gotta catch em all edition

>PC 3.17 - The Odyssey 2017
smitegame.com/new-in-smite-the-odyssey-2017-3-17-pts-patch-notes/

>XBO & PS4 3.17 - The Odyssey 2017
smitegame.com/smite-console-the-odyssey-2017-3-17-patch-notes/

>Season Ticket 2016 (Fantasy League)
smite.gamepedia.com/Season_Ticket_2016

>Odyssey 2017
smite.gamepedia.com/Odyssey_2017

>Bonus odyssey points this weekend
smitegame.com/odyssey-bonus-quests-weekend/

>Getting free things during the fall split
esports.smitegame.com/2016/08/25/earn-rewards-while-watching-during-the-fall-split/

>Get Curse Voice Apollo & Curse Agni playing with Curse Voice
curse.com/games/smite

>Hirez server status
status.hirezstudios.com/

>FAQ for all game-related questions
pastebin.com/M4TZPpe8

>/smgen/ Discord
discord.gg/0sWDnznwq6C7w9bW

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First for Terra's thick abs.

Re-Animate Ne Zha so he actually looks like he's attacking with a spear for his autos, instead if the stupid, goofy swinging he does now

>tfw you will never make terra spunk all over her abs

>I have never played Ne Zha and don't know that his last attack is AoE

xth for Scylla is a qt3.14

t. NA clan shitter blaming the way ne zha's autos look for why he's horrible with him

They'd have to mess about with his hit chain for that, or try and make the animations fit with the hit chain. Seems like unnecessary work.

xth for TERRAS BIG DONKEY DICK

Most of this general is filled with homosexuals.

>what is fem penis

>Scylla will never wink suggestively at you as her dog tentacle led tear you in half
>You will never see Scylla's face flush as she watches you get torn to pieces
>You will never be able to help Scylla satisfy her vote fetish

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>satisfy her vote fetish

As much as I would, these fucking BR's won't F6.

>vote fetish

I keked

I wouldn't care as much if it weren't for every thread they just had to be so gay about it, like why can't they keep their faggotsexuality to themselves

>ywn sniff terras balls after she's had a long day working out in the hot sun

shit I know that's why I only browse on fridays since all the gay homos and BRs who fuck lady boys are gone

>vote fetish
Someone got a picture of syclla in a MAGA hat?

Will I ever outgrow being a pervert?
I can only play barefoot girls and I get rock hard every game. I've came on my screen during conquests twice now.
Send help.

>feet

can't believe I just lost to 3 man latam team and one of them instalocked loki
might actually kill myself

That guy has some pretty hot toes, though.

That just means you being matched up against them is fair since you seem to be on the same level.

>solo queueing against a 3man latam clan
>fair
and to make matters worse, we had a latam on our team as well who was working against us. pretty sure this was all a work

1 western player should be enough to take out 3 latam, so yes, it's fair. You're an embarrassment.

About age 12, my first girlfriend made me give her footrubs every day, and she moaned like a whore the entire time, which basically had me jizzing in my underoos. Nothing I could have done, it was bound to happen.

And honestly, the little ridge under a girls toes is the single cutest part of the body, try and deny that.


On a semi-related note, is Hel still top tier?

>4 latams vs. 1 western and 1 jap
>fair
user I..

Are you honestly retraded? You're the one who lost to latam here.

Oh but in 10 minutes you'll start posting about how shit latam are. really makes you think

This is the new Anubis Odysseus skin right?

I lost to latam because I had a M E X I C A N on my team. plain and simple, we were doomed from the start

So it took less than 10 minutes for you to start talking shit about others. Nice.

shut the fuck up anime face gimmie your name i'ma add you and carry your anime ass.
Add the big daddy Zouther

But you're sub-2k sgs assault shitter.

I went against some BR nogs who were smurfing on my ult account. I was jungling and kept noticing this one guy have some meta items on a warrior so I decided to gank him and I wrecked his shit but he actually put up a fight, so I just instantly new he was smurfing. He ended up being a BR """"pro""""" player who was smurfing with 2 others ( i looked him up and his twitter came up) at the time. These faggots really thought they were hot shit but everytime I would catch them they would fucking dash away, and only initiate they killed my whole team and I had to go 5v1 against a bunch of wanna be hues, they laugh spammed the 3 times they manage to CC lock me to death.
BRs deserve to be castrated to be honest

well sub 2k sg now i guess cause i only solo que.
then i started having fun.
Probably still better than you my man.
Add me already you beta.

do it kill yourself scylla cancer lowlife dumb worthless nigger, you wouldn't make the world a better place in any other way, fucking kill yourself you lard ass stupid tryhard shitlord

also it's blush not flush you dyslexic retarded autistic failed abortion

>gods:warriors
>selection: all pick

>not all warriors
>can't select all

the fuck Hi-rez?

user, I think you didn't eat your breakfast this morning. You know you get cranky when that happens.

just got demoted to platinum now ffs get the fucking latams out of my server RIGHT NOW they're ruining this game for me!!!
I dont play with rudes
>BRs deserve to be castrated to be honest
THIS

HOW DO I PLAY AGNI?

Fill your passive, 4-1-4-4, collect wins.
When ganked, dash back to tower, 1-4-2-4-4 and you collect kills.
Most underrated mid right now, and he's really easy too. Whats not to get?

>have to play warriors for odyssey quest
>my least played class
>pick weeb girl in arena
>oh look an ama on the enemy team
>she doesn't build tank boots
>mfw I collect my win and get the old wa skin

Thanks user How do I play him in arena too? Same concept?

Man the amount of agnis that had no idea how to bomb stun is fuckin nuts

>play ravana solo
>we get invaded at speed buff by loki and hun batz
>i fight them
>my fucking pussy merc shows his back to loki dies
>i nearly kill both of them by myself
>they retreat to lane
>bolonga crying how did we lose
>bolonga cries entire game saying i suck at my lane
>game ends
>1.2k structure damage
>duo lane 124
>didn't take a single tower
>i was the only one who took a tower
>merc feeding the shit out of batz and solo loki
>bolonga crying about how i need wards
>wards literally expired 0.1 seconds ago
like why are bolonga players the biggest cunts in the game?
i went 5 2 6 when her fucking jing was 2/4.

When did rushing trans as a hunter become shit-tier?

when qins became the meta.

Only works on some hunters, sadly only neith is in the goddamn meta, unless you can play ullr. You're gonna lack sustain against people who go devos

>ravana solo
>bellona support
>WHY DIDN'T JING GET A HIGH WEED KDA XD?
i feel like you called solo and just instalocked Ravana. That shit happens way to often

nope bellona called solo then called support
then all the roles got mixed up and i asked what role am i?
and he said support so i went solo ravan cause i hadn't played him since prebuff.
then hes bitching the entire game how i'm using a op god.

Yeah, but he's not as useful there. Agni has incredibly safe clear, which is useless in arena. His main thing is dominating the jungle as a mid, and his big stun. No jungle in arena though.

Its not shit. Its just hunter specific like Medusa and you need to learn to live off of your potions till your Asi comes online.

Would he be useful in joust as well or too squishy?

When rage, and by extension crit, got nerfed. And when lifesteal that wasn't devos was nerfed.

twitter.com/schisam/status/778004126923972612

>joust
>enemy team chose all mages and khepri
>too fucking ez win
>both team mates go 0-5
>neither of them bought any kind of magical protection
>just one fucking item was all they needed
>surrender at 10
Yup, forced 50 is without a doubt a thing.
I won't even begin to go into how one of them was a latam.

If 50/50 is real then how do people have above 50% win rates?

Why is stew butthurt when erez himself doesn't care and makes jokes about it on stream?

Lighten up stew.

So if i go trans as Chiron or Rama or hou yi , im fucking up?

My winrate was over 70%. Now I'm getting matched with nothing but retards.
For example, as we type this I just got matched with another game.
>enemy team chose odin
>okay so they'll choose someone who they can combo wi-
>my teammate instantly locked in artemis
>brazil avatar
Another loss for the books.

If anything I think the forced 50/50 is real but only applied to solo queuing. If you party in a group then that would change drastically unless you somehow start getting matched against gms

You only go transcendence on high mana hungry hunters (Medusa, Ullr, etc) or when you're say, building Ullr / Neith like a mage. Otherwise, Devo's is better. I'm not sure about Chiron but Hou Yi and Rama take Devo's.

Make up your own mind, I've already spoon fed you enough.

How do I get harajuku neith

how the fuck do I see how many oddysey points I have?

only way is in a chest now, she was in the japanese event earlier in the year

You go back in time and buy her during the rising dawn event, or you wait for a chest.

Buy odyssey border you dumb shit.

you kill yourself

b-but user i'm highly valuing your opinion

You're asking about meme modes though.

You save money and don't indulge your shit tastes.

click on the gift icon in the odyssey main screen, it'll show you how many points you have

How long does it take typically for a skin from an event to be put into a chest?

The neith skin has been in chests multiple times now. You should have to wait for it to be in rotation again.

>gay ass pirate chest on sale afuckinggain
this bullshit was just on the store like 2 fucking weeks ago

Has it? I looked on this site smite.gamepedia.com/Treasure_Chests
and in all the chests and she wasn't in any of them

>paying gems to roll chests

That's flattering and all but you won't get better just mindlessly following instructions. I told you what agni was good at, but most importantly I told you why he was good at it. Use that information to make informed choices.

I got it from a chest but can't remember which one. We really need a skin history tab or some shit.

why must you lie, user?

i think the skin is in the odyssey chest, but i'm not rolling it to find out

>satisfy her vote fetish
well you can satisfy this loli's vote fetish user

user. I have tried it out, Agni is literally wait 60 seconds for free kills. Thank you.

are the new tank boots good for warriors?

Didn't play a warrior yet this patch.

they're great for warriors

what am I saying they're pretty good on every fuckin god

They are core on everyone now. Expect nerfs next patch.

>Need to play two games for the quest
>Arena is the quickest mode to make this as fast as possible
>In god select "Ama: First time ama C:"
>Literally directly after buffs, our Bacchus and Hou Yi disconnect
>They don't come back
>Ama begins to feed for absolutely no reason
>Literally running face first into fights when we only have 3 people to begin with
>Tell her to stop killing herself
>"Omg ur being so mean 2 me!!!
>"IT'S NOT MY FAULT IT'S MY FIRST TIME PLAYING AMA"
I don't fucking understand this mentality. Literal mental gymnastics to try to shift the blame onto them for being mean to them for feeding out the shitter

to be fair the match was over with once you had 2 dcs really, you're just gonna get farmed at the second you step out of your fountain

So many new amaterasu shitters thanks to the new skin. If you see a rank 0 or 1 amaterasu, expect this order of actions

>dashes into enemy team
>switches to damage stance after the dash
>activates shield
>ults
>proceeds to miss last slash (best case scenario)
>gets gang raped in all her holes
>"TEAM????"

he's such a fucking faggot whine ass it makes me sick
either own up to your copycat bullshit or change the game entirely

now that people have actually played palashit they see how shameless it is. embrace your status as a f2p overwatch and stop crying

or you know give up on the game entirely and fucking FIX SMITE FIX MATCHMAKING NERF FAFNIR NERF SUSANO FUCK FUCK REVERT LATAM INTEGRATION REEEEEEEEE FUCKING SKIN SKIN SKIN CHEST CHEST CHEST GAME NIGGER

Why are you being so mean to them? It's their first time play Ama. Not everyone is a pro like you on their first time

>If you see a rank 0 or 1 amaterasu, expect this order of actions
But I only have her rank 1 because she isn't fun like Loki

This card art made me gay. Is Erlang the best husbando in Smite?

did you come from twitter? Everyone here is honest, grow a thicker skin. On the topic of being shit, yes you can do decent with a god you never played before. If you're not comfortable enough to play a god then you should be playing careful, from the screencap it doesn't even look like they did that.

was that a joke?

>everyone is honest
you spelled autistic wrong user

Sorry, I don't like annoying douchebags. Even if they have nice asses.

Why am I ALWAYS banning? I can't take this pressure.

Investors decided that class based fps would be the next big fad around 2010 or so, no one invented shit or got more original than the other they just all jumped on the bandwagon, why do these beta numale niggers pretend they're producing anything of worth

I like to ban gods no one ever plays every once in a while