Primefag is officially back on the road and all of Veeky Forums lost the game edition.
Tell us your trainee / trainer horror stories.
>Obtaining a CDL: How do? Community College or a dedicating truck driving school. Do your research and don't get sucked into a "school" that's actually just a meat grinder for a shit company. Do not pay over $5000 for a course that lasts several months. >How can I into avoidings shit companies? Here are some decent/good companies: pastebin.com/Sv0cyWyH If you don't see the company you're looking at included on this list, lurk moar.
>I could totally go to school but I'd rather be a trucker. If you think you'll love the lifestyle, maybe. You'd be better off getting a """""real""""" job. You can fall back on trucking at any time, but it is essentially a path of decent money for those that fail at everything else. You can have good business sense and work ethic and make it big as an owner operator, but you would do even better at any other job.
Obligatory meme section ----- >You will get fat. >The only clothing you'll own are pajamas. >The only reason you get paid well is because you work 70 hours per week. >The longest relationship you'll get is 15 minutes with a lizard. >Eating nothing is better than roller dogs. >You have the most dangerous job in the nation. >The D.O.T., Police, and Le'dash-uh in receiving hate you, and will harass you every chance they get. >Other drivers hate you. >Your job will be obsolete once self-driving trucks become available. >Your loved ones miss you. >If you don't change careers you will forever be considered a cuck and a homo. Especially if you cuckbox with another fag driver. >lol 'murrica
Love those early morning vistas. 1.3 million miles gives you plenty of time to reflect on your poor life choices.
Easton Evans
>tfw being a trucker
Replace wojak with a driving one and this is me on very long trips
Lucas Perry
Got some more tarps stolen. Only 9 more to go.
Jaxson Sanders
>tfw my hand trucks are still there It's nice not working in the hood anymore
Andrew Phillips
>he has to manually change gears
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Joseph Mitchell
I'm fucking sick of this bullshit job already. >load at 11 today >drive 25 miles, wait 2 hours for unload >drive 90 miles and park for a 9:00 appointment tomorrow >once loaded tomm drive 230 miles and park for a reset because I'm not scheduled to be unloaded until 2:30 fucking a.m. Saturday
It's going to a Sam's club, I estimate I can be there around 3 p.m. tomorrow. If they unload when I get there that's the end of my week and I can drive home. But if I have to spend another day baking in this parked truck instead of rolling I'm fucking done.
Kevin Collins
Which newfag is this?
Jace Ross
>that guy that loads you up right as their lunch starts because it's only 1-2 pallets
Nathan Cox
>tfw you've fueled your autism by becoming a trucker >tfw you spend your free time on wikipedia reading about roads and intersections
Gabriel Young
I'm guilty of going on Wikipedia and reading all the restricted roads for Manitoba, including where the restriction starts and where it ends. still gotta memorize that shit though
Jayden James
I've done this
>tfw will never travel through the US Route 20 stopping only at small diners and hearing the stories of other veteran truckers
Brandon Thomas
What do you faggots think about based Allie Knight? Is she a good driver? I';ll tell you one thing, she definitely has a set of tits on her. Drunk, 2am, pilot parking lot in Louisiana, I ain't gonna say no
Meh... Watched some of her videos a while ago. She's too happy for me.
Michael Jones
Pump truck daddy here next rain day I'm going to get my tanker then haul water on big construction sites but I'm such a bad ass on the pump I'll probably just get a raise
Angel Gutierrez
Where are these supposed breasts
Matthew Miller
I was actually thinking of starting my on channel also would you guys donate lots of shekels on go fund me?
Blake King
Problem detected. Volvo trucks are shit IMHO. I've had too many failures at sub 200,000 miles to ever consider them reliable.
Switched jobs and now run a kitty cat powered Peterbilt 377, ugly as fuck, but hasn't had an overhaul yet at 1.9m miles, I also haul 105k daily.
Ayden Garcia
I have taken 4 5 mg percocet / oxy codone pills in the last 10 days. I also smoked weed about 3 months ago. CR England wants to hire me but they require a hair follicle test ( they asked if i had taken any drugs in the last 12 months, does this mean the test will tell what ive taken 12 months prior?), ive heard it takes 90 days to get clean off opiates as far as the hair tests go. Does anyone have experience with these hair tests? can anyone name some shampoos that will strip the toxins out of your hair rendering you 'clean' ? i have heard mixed reviews on all the drug test hair cleansers that are out there. Can anyone please tell me if Swift or Prime trucking just do urine tests instead of hair follicle?? What if i shave off all of my hair? Would CR England fail me automatically or just issue me a urine sample instead? Are there any trucking companies that train / hire and do not do hair follicle screening??
Thomas Smith
hair tests will show at least the last 6 months, and if you shave your head thru will take a body hair sample instead more than likely. if you want just a piss test I'd suggest going to work for a small outfit. jmtc
Luis Garcia
Just drink a few cups of bleach a week before the test. It neutralizes the hair.
Adam Parker
You can't wash it out, they basically burn your hair to detect anything in it. And don't shave your hair, they WILL get enough someway or other. If they can't get it from your legs, chest, pubes, pits, or ass they'll pluck all your eyebrows out.
Aaron Sanchez
Check em
Thomas Reed
couldn't i just bleach my hair?
Gabriel Hill
>mfw my shitposting is posted every time there is a new thread >i am still getting fat, only own pajamas, work 70 hours/week, and the police hate me How do I into top-tier trucking job? Hey its gonna help tremendously
Christian Lopez
My truck/trailer combo is so short.
Liam Bailey
No it wont reach into follicle, you have to drink it.
Benjamin Hughes
I like you guys. Short trls are usually good about passing distance.
I found this near Knoxville, and I love it. Let's you know whos ass you need to kick for taking a shower on the fucking fuel line. I take longer than the dry guys because reefer.
Ayden Sanders
That's fucking awesome
Asher Adams
With 5 bays open, meh.
Brandon Harris
Oh fuck is that great. I can't wait to see where it goes.
Andrew Reyes
This was early morning. Once 4-5pm rolls around, it's full up to the blocked cat scale.
Grayson Hall
Door swingers...
Mason Perry
Is it too much to ask for someone to photoshop some monkeys on one of these? Just once?
Gavin Butler
Prime is pee test only no hair follicle
Hudson Sullivan
> TFW you did that for cities: Skylines anyway
Jose Cook
Clicked 'embed'. Saw ill-fitting teeth, hipster-framed glasses, dyed hair, and an unattractive face. Clicked 'remove'.
Do not encourage youtubers.
Aaron Baker
Hey primefag, how loud are those APUs that prime has on their fleet?
Jason Lewis
How many companies actually hair test? It's a little overboard. Years ago somebody told me Schneider does hair tests, but you could refuse a hair test and instead take a piss test like daily for a month. Not sure what the truth behind it is.
Caleb Wilson
Tire is a little low
Alexander Brooks
I'd give her the best 2 minutes of her life
Caleb Anderson
No beer is better than a road beer am I right boys
Alexander Rogers
Not too loud. Much quieter than idling or the reefer. Ones we're using now are pieces of shit though.
But, last time i was in Springfield i saw a llot of new tri packs in the yard. Looks like the fleet will be getting upgrades.
Benjamin Wilson
> Trainer horror stories. Not really a horror story just kind of like the trainer had WAY too much confidence in our class. I went to a line school that helped us get our CDLs. In the state I was in they could use a private contractor to get 100+ students CDLs pretty much if you wernt a complete retard and at least semi knew what you were talking about during the vehicle inspection. >Be me >Biggest thing I've driven till now is a F350 with a 25ft dump trailer. >Hello, my names annon (shakes instructors hand) >I'm steve now go through the pre-trip inspection. As I start going through it he starts practicing his golf swing. >Isthisguyserious.jpeg >He stops me less than halfway through. Mind you I'm the 5th person that morning. >Okay good now get in the truck and start it and go through the brake check. >Ace that shit cause you'd have to be retarded to fail. At this point I've finished the skills assesment and its time to go on the road. The driveway has a steep incline and he doesnt trust us not to roll back and fuck all the cars in the lot up. >Okay user now, I want you to put it in 2nd gear and floor it when I say. >U..uh..ok? >I'm going to look at that light down the road and when I see it turn red thats when you floor it. >Alri.. >Go! Go! Go! >Floor it. >truck screams the song of its people. Ohboyherewego.webm >Fly out of the parking lot and onto the road. He acts completly chill about the whole thing, since he's done this a million times but you can still tell he puckerd his ass. >After 5 minutes of driving he's just giving directions and talking about random shit not even watching the road or anything at all. >I'm sweating my balls off trying to keep my truck on the road and in the lines hoping im doing good enough. Steve was fucking cool but goddamn that man worried me. It was only a day cab with a 40ish foot trailer or someshit, I cant remember.
Caleb Mitchell
Road whiskey aint bad either
Just seen a dude at one of my stops who worked for Pepsi for a few months maybe a year ago. Dude got in an accident within the 90 days and just quit before getting fired. Went to Sysco for a bit and now he gave up on the CDL shit and is trying to do security work.
Lucas Thomas
>not crown royal
Jose Torres
Fucking normie trucks
Connor Rivera
Just missed it...
Nolan Howard
Automatics suck, mate.
Josiah Richardson
Like your old trainer back in Rincon? :^)
Caleb Lewis
Hue hue >implying I'd fuck a nigger
Christian Ortiz
At least tell me she was a hambone and not those qt wirh perky tits and a nice ass
James Wilson
Yes, yes she was a hamplanet
Jack Johnson
Nothin wrong with black chicks. Only thing is it's hard to find black chicks with nicely shaped tits. Even if the rest of their body is perfect, they will have some goofy tits
Aaron Anderson
I fucked a black girl once...seen plenty of them naked though and you couldn't be more right man.
Mason Sanders
>He steers with both hands
Adam Turner
>thinks he can come up with something the drug testing companies haven't already seen
Shampoo does not work. Bleach invalidates the test. Anything anyone is selling so that you pass a hair follicle test is Jews robbing losers. If you shave your head, they'll pluck your pubes. If you shave everything, they'll throw your loser-ass out.
Go at least 6 months without being a loser. Don't even take prescription medication if you can because it will only cause problems. Cut your hair to 2-3in. Companies usually cut them down to 1.5in which can look back between 3 to 6 months, depending on how fast your hair grows.
After you pass the test. Continue not being a loser and take advantage of your second chance.
Jaxon Walker
this tbqphs
Blake Kelly
This
Anthony Bell
Holy shit boys, it's Randy Bobandy!
Grayson Peterson
Kek.
Doin drugs is fun and all when you are young, but when you miss out on job opportunities and other shit because you can't pass a drug test, it's time to grow up.
I have a bunch of friends like that up north. Working shitty jobs or no job, some of them even have college degrees, and they can't quit long enough to piss clean. Fuckers are in their upper 20s.
Christian Kelly
Kek im not that fat though
Wyatt Barnes
Kek
Christopher Anderson
Only if you are a shit operator. You do know you can still tell them when to change gears, its a matter of being aware.
Juan Ramirez
>Nothin wrong with black chicks
Kevin King
I feel ya. There are a whole lot of them who like to chimp out and go all ratchet. Hispanic girls can get a little crazy too. But at least if a black or Latin chick is mad at you, they will let you know instead of holding it in and having a grudge while talking shit behind your back.
I was mostly just trying to comvey how disappointing it is when you are with a black girl with a perfect body and then she takes her bra off and those titties belong in National Geographic.
Nathaniel Evans
>takes her bra off and those titties belong in National Geographic.
Kek
Owen Walker
Back from my latest ban with a new trailer. It's not working guys. Each time you strike me down I return in greater power.
53ft Fontaine all aluminum slider with dump. I'm now a full owner operator. Woohoo.
Easton Gutierrez
Shits fresh af familia
John Butler
Are you getting b& for posts on this thread? That's dumb if people are reporting it. Just like /out/ where fucktards will report stuff just because they don't agree with it.
Unless it is spamming, I really don't give a shit. These people need to learn that this is an 18+ website on the internet. They might see or read something that doesn't conform with their pure and wholesome lifestyle.
Sebastian Morgan
This. Also pic related.
William Mitchell
I had to do that a few times because I was getting random ass bans on my cell from somebody posting on /v/ and other bullshit boards
Michael Martin
Yeah man I couldn't even reply to you in the last thread. Lol An ass with underwear on it. Chicks with g strings bent over a car on OP pics stay in the catalogs for weeks. It's a war against trips.
Benjamin James
>posting on /v/
Same. Every time its /v/. I just send something like thay and am usually unbanned in about an hour. I like to think the mods get a small kek out of my emails.
Ayden Richardson
>people deliberately decide to drive trucks with dog boxes for sleepers instead of one of these
Aaron Martinez
Yeah some people get so salty when somebody decides to trip. It's funny. /out/ is bad in general because no fun allowed. But when I post with the trip in all sorts of threads other than the fishing one, there are one or two people who think they are the rule makers and enforcers of the internet and they throw a shit fit and try to report everything. I ended up getting a couple 24hr bans for "off-topic discussion" a few months back but I'm pretty sure the janitors or mods gave up on it because they are retarded bans. Plus people like that derail threads way more than somebody posting with a name.
Mason Roberts
>infowars
Nolan Morales
I'm a libertarian conspiracy theorist.
David Adams
I have a small sleeper for max weight capacity. I am either fully loaded or empty. Over the space of a year that extra billable capacity adds up. Its money for jam really.
Noah Long
EF you are my hero
Angel Sullivan
Nigga's been woke
Charles Bell
How many shekels that run you have you even thrown a tarp faggot
Julian Butler
Wrong I passed one by doing some method I found online I think it was something like putting a mixture of oxi clean and dandruff shampoo and letting it sit for a while, needless to say I passed
Easton Reyes
Girl I know passed a hair test a few years back even though she was a pothead. She was guessing hair coloring and all that shit beat it.
Liam Fisher
Every drug test is beatable in this day and age
Josiah Morgan
Funny thing is she didn't even try. She transferred to this school that drug tested and admitted to them that she would probably fail but still somehow passed.
Camden Butler
>She lied about doing drugs and was actually clean
Connor Ortiz
Kek nah, no attention whoring like that. She was a pothead and borderline hippie without the armpit hair and vegan bullshit. Too bad she wasn't hot, used to chill with her a bunch. One of the coolest girls I knew, I would put a ring on that if I were attracted to her at all.
Jace Davis
>not putting a ring on a pothead hippy Good job, pepsi man, good job
Daniel Russell
Yeah I carry synthetic on me at all times
Eli Foster
Not really hippie, but listened to jam bands back in high school when jam bands were cool. Just one of those chicks who wasn't super girly but still hung out with girls, just a rare thing. She wasn't batshit crazy like those girls who say shit like "I just get along with guys better!". If you ever hear a chick say that, run.
I should hit her up on the ol' FB, I wonder what she looks like now. Probably been 5yrs since I last saw her.
Synthetic hair? You just hand it to them and say you cut your own hair because you knew you had the test?
Aiden Bailey
>Be me >First job out of college is a broker at CH Robinson >holyassballswhatthefuckigetmyselfinto.gif >Eventually learned to nickel and dime trucks >Became a freight/truck pimp >Got several small trucking companies to whore out their trucks to me cause my clients gave me prime back haul lanes >Eventually came to and realized I really hated my job when I got into a fist fight with my coworker over who had wanted the truck I booked for a shitty load of ass nipples (term we used for "F.A.K.") >Gave my asshole branch manager the finger and ended up working for an equally worthless trucking company, Werner as an ops guy >get promoted to ops manager
Pay is decent
And CL Werner is a nice guy.
>unlike his asshole son
Elijah Gomez
No piss What's the pay you cuck
Colton Phillips
>$65,000 a year
Not including bonus and stock options fag
Jonathan Perez
oh whoops lol
I just quoted you so I wouldn't have to do the gay picture captcha and I forgot to erase your post number
William Hughes
Is all gewd mang
Charles Scott
Nice trail.. don't let grubby operators bump it or scrape it. Tell them for every bump, you'll punch them in the gut, and every scrape with the tines, you'll cut them
Colton Jenkins
Haha yea I was joking earlier to my dad I wasn't going to chain loads down to tight cause I didn't want chains biting in to the trailer. But these Fontaine revolutions have a tough af integrated rail. Very hard to damage
Dylan Murphy
Gordo did the hair test. I still get em. >werner Ops manager So glad I don't work for werner anymore, I know I'd shank you in a dark alley just on principle. There was one girl who worked the weekends there that all the drivers absolutely hated I think she was an ops manager too.
>tell dispatch my eta and that I'll be available at 0500. >hey we have a live load at 0200 can you do that? No I'm not available till 0500. >Oh ok can you get this at 0200? ...no. I'm not available till 5. The next 6 hours is them calling me while I try to drive in LA traffic on a Friday afternoon.