seriously why does nobody talk about the game this isn't /oww/ - overwatch waifus
Luis Morales
Why the chicken legs
Joshua Allen
That face shape is awful
Cooper King
This is punishment for my sins, I know it.
Evan King
A little above average.
Almost everyone is in high gold/low plat around the 2300-2600 range.
John Cox
hmph...make it to 3000 and maybe you'll be worth something........
Julian Reyes
Would any of the PS4 anons like to join up? PSN: Lightning_NC, gold shitter
Noah Adams
don't bully her she has PTSD
Matthew Cook
maybe pay attention once in a while
Adam Moore
user...how?
Whenever I play with people on my friend's list in the silver range we absolutely stomp them because the skill gap and retardation is so strong there that you really can carry your team.
Cooper Hughes
not right now but yeah
Kevin Edwards
Which is the more accurate site, masteroverwatch or overbuff?
Also r8
Juan Reyes
hey
Thomas Turner
ya fucked kid
Luis Carter
Jamison Fawkes!
Joseph Young
>how? Earlier some kind user mentioned that I'm the shitter and not my team.
Alexander Cook
...
Christian Foster
>zenyatta gets a movespeed buff EXPERIENCE AGILITY >zenyatta's health buff is reverted EXPERIENCE FRAGILITY >zenyatta becomes forgetful in his old age EXPERIENCE SENILITY >you get on zenyatta's bad side EXPERIENCE HOSTILITY >zenyatta becomes a king EXPERIENCE NOBILITY >zenyatta fills his robowaifu with robocum EXPERIENCE FERTILITY >zenyatta gets exposed to radiation EXPERIENCE STERILITY
Colton Campbell
>8 elims >9 deaths
That user was correct
Oliver Roberts
people who know what they're doing just do it all at the start of the season, get a high rank, drop out. everyone else is a moron.
Julian Evans
>Young Ana is a fucking goddess >Young Phara is a pile of steaming dog shit what went wrong?
Jackson Cox
He has brought DISHONORU upon his family and must be punished by being made to look like a faggot.
Michael Fisher
...
Robert Cruz
ana got poke of da mexi coke
Charles White
Post your favorite Overwatch quotes >Encounter Serenity
Joseph Lewis
To any overbongs, why do you pronounce "saw" as "Soar"?
Daniel Hughes
young pharah is cute
Jason Cook
>ignores the giant sign in the middle of the screen O-Okay.
David Perez
>You'll never be in bed with her, she would never ride you while suck on her delicious nipples, and cry out in korean in pleasure
Why live?
Colton King
its their language. why do you pronounce it like a pedantic nimrod
Julian Sullivan
Ever seem like you've done this before?
Matthew Walker
Those puns would have worked better if it was me filling Zenyatta's robo-asshole with my cum
Camden Carter
Young Pharah is cute though
Daniel Edwards
They sold it to us in '58. Right around the time they got bullied out of using the EM-2 and .280 British
Not /terrible/, but the quality of games in that mmr range are complete shit.
Kevin Sanders
She sure is...
Adam Reed
>tfw you get carried by your mercy
Jaxon Moore
is that zarya before his sex change?
Angel Morris
>lost connection to server
Is this happening a lot to anyone else?
3 times now in the last 45 minutes
Matthew Thomas
just finished my first ever placements and I got SR 2409. I do okay?
Leo James
tracer pussay
Adrian Butler
is his own treasure
Christopher Perry
is fucking harambe meta or some shit, i swear to god i see that gorilla every comp match..
Andrew Hernandez
>ye
Jason King
>ywn hear Reyes' voice before the transformation
I wanna hear that sexy spic accent while he pounds my white ass
Asher Parker
>MALLET BELOW
Josiah Garcia
what rank are you
Carson Bell
that's rank 48 by S1 standards
Adrian Price
why am I playing against people I can't even party up with?
Leo Thompson
He's a good pick during overtime when you need to get to the objective as fast as possible, but that's about it
Dylan Hughes
>he doesn't get a normal voice with his blackwatch skin
>he doesn't put on an exaggerated mexican accent when wearing his mariachi skin
sort it out, blizzard
Christopher Hall
We are in harmony.
Carson Bell
He's pretty good at dealing with fast moving targets like gangrene, time warp, and the BR while also being able to hit through shields like Devos, Don Quixote and Gangrene again.
Samuel Sanders
>was rank 76 last season >placed at 2400 this season >climbed up to 3400, dropped down to 2800, then up to 3700
Exactly! I love him, he's a practically perfect boy!
Eli Morgan
>It's a "Symmetra on KOTH and puts her teleporter next to the edge of a cliff" episode.
Charles Hill
Not if I beat you to it.
Grayson James
Tigers routinely went 15:1 or greater in kills. The lowest scoring tiger division had a k:d of 4:1.
Reinhardt never gets more than one kill (with charge) unless he's ana boosted
Joshua Hill
>hey dude, can you switch off bastion? >FUCK YOU I BOUGHT THIS GAME I'LL PLAY HOWEVER I WANT >picks symmetra and keeps playing around in spawn >on a competitive match >diamond rank
>I can't report them because according to kaplan "They are also valuable players of the Overwatch community"
Thanks Jeff
Nathan Peterson
how bad are you lmao
Nicholas Ross
>wowww something must be wrong when I have gold elims as a tank roadhog IS A DPS CLASS you RETARDS, he just has tank hp
Grayson Allen
...
Jackson Wood
>Tigers routinely went 15:1 or greater in kills. The lowest scoring tiger division had a k:d of 4:1. Fucking wehraboos, I swear to god.
Justin Jenkins
...
Charles Thomas
...
Easton Thomas
Well? Can you refute his point that he bought the game and deserves to play it how he wants?
If i want to call someone a cunt muffin in game i'm going to do it, if they ban me ill issue a chargeback through my bank and boycott their games.
Jack Garcia
t. shitter
Lucas Lopez
The need to add a quippy and sarcastic Omnic
Brody Nguyen
>doesn't refer to him as master
Colton Reed
He has a new line with a silly accent in his mariachi skins but it's only the one line.
Lincoln Roberts
>EXPIRE, EXPIRE, EXPIRE!
Nicholas Robinson
>ill issue a chargeback through my bank and boycott their games
That's not how credit cards work, user. Though I guess you wouldn't know, since you probably used your mom's to buy this game.
Carson Brown
...
Jason Hall
Really, no one?
Henry Rogers
you know that's a fact, right? and during the brief time when it was exclusively t-34s fighting the tigers with no td support, there were literally only 2 tiger kills and it is disputed that they even happened, compared to hundreds of T-34s lost
pic related is what happened after four companies of tigers shat on a 300+ strong t-34 zerg and then encircled half a million soviets
Blake Howard
>be rank 3200 >play against rank 4020
Easton Richardson
Because I have more to live for than a korean gremlin.
Benjamin Parker
>attack the Soviets right after a huge purge >out-number the Soviets >Blitzkrieg stops working >Soviets can finally field enough men to match the German numbers >absolutely blow the Germans out of the water in every offensive after that
Bentley Morris
we need more dominant mistress mercy
Jonathan Stewart
if the problem was just that the poor soviets couldn't muster the numbers, what happened in , friend?
Chase Morris
>gold damage, elims, objective time, and objective kills >as reinhardt
Isaiah Bailey
I don't know, what happened? I bet you think the Americans also won the Vietnam War because of muh kd
Christopher Anderson
>when it's an environmental hazard map and you get to be lucio
D E L E T E
James Hill
He has a birth defect that makes his ankles ridiculously skinny, his legs can't actually support his weight on their own so he needs something to help him walk without snapping his legs in half.