/dsg/ Demon's/Dark Souls General

Out of all the times this was posted
I just realized its the mask of the mother
Lol

>tfw been working on a sundowner impression for a long time
>finally got it atleast close
>/mgg/ is gone
Damn it

this thread wouldn't be the same without you

G W Y N D O L I N

What's the appeal of a giant mom?

I haven't played in at least a few months, how is the general still active with no new content and stale pvp meta?

What's the child equivalent of havelmom and giantdad?

Gwynevere

making a shade
140 is a hike and I'm not sacrificing my NG+3 SL115 build

very gud!!!

...What does that even mean?

She'll take you to the forest and make you cummy.

Ah, yes, I remember this NPC.

>afro memeing the shit out of bloodshades

Sunlight sword and Saint's bident for a Silver Knight build?

...

Will we ever see romance mods for any for the Soulsborne games? I'd be down for romancing pic related.

It's actually funny, I felt he had lost his touch when 3 came.

...Why would you wanna romance a corpse?

[one summon later]

Does Saint's have a sweeping attack? I'd probably go for something with sweeps to emulate the 1HR2.

77 poise, a fuckton of physical, and 10% hp bonus?

>he's not a blood shadow

Heh, you could try joining us...if you have what it takes...
youtube.com/watch?v=P6SCYfYK4pE

No...I guess I'll go with Partizan

>invasions past SL80

literally pure cancer

You sound like Coldsteel the Hedgehog.

28:16 holy fucking autism

...

>story changing mods
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong place. /tesg/ is two doors down.

>tfw have been cosplaying lorian since the game came out
>haven't seen myself posted
Thank god

that was a great idea

Reply to this post if you have PS4
I want to see how many ps4bros are here

Please stop giving them attention

i don't have a ps4

I have a PS4.
I don't own DaS3 for it.

Join the lampshades today

I stopped letting Sony jew me though, will play the DLC offline

>jojo fag is a trap who's best friends with a tranny
How hilarious

thanks for the highlight

why aren't they using ranged weaponry?

How would I go about making a Skeletor build, mainly PVE and a bit of PVP, and which game would be best for it?

>he's just doing pontiff memeduels
that's disappointing

Kill yourself

Keep up the oog workd

>blood shadow traitor
>quiet resolve like their leader peeve

10/fucking 10 user

what did I do to you

BB > DS3

Hi

What is the dresscode?

Nothing personal.

Does anybody here watch Prepare to Try

abyss watcher chestpiece with whatever I think

bonus points for edgy weapons

Oh shit there was a new episode today
I was in a rush this morning and totally forgot

Guys i'm afraid, What if i'm seen as a laughing stock, as a blind fool without reason?

>invade a guy in Crucifixion woods
>has a ghost
>spawned near the two warrior enemies
>decide to hide nearby
>ghost dies
>see him at the crucifixion woods bonfire, he also hides, dont think he sees me, thanks obscuring ring
>well then, lets see who flinches first
>blue spirit summoned
>heavy breathing.jpg
>despite his red eye of justice he totally misses me and keeps going
>host summons Hodrick
>gets one shot by him
>tfw that went better than expected

I realized only after that he had seeded me. good thing the warrior dudes didnt notice me

Hodrick fights invaders as well, dummy.

okay
>not knowing how to abuse 14day trial for eternety

>has a ghost
2spooky, I'm out

What is Hodrick's build? Why does he hit so hard?

Who is the cutest PCFCBF?

(you)

Yeah? And? He's still a mad spirit. he spawned away from me so he went to find the host.

Why would metal gear grneral pack up and leave when there's a new game on the way?

>SL30
>heavy greataxe +4
>almost 400 ar
>instant hyperarmor in offhand
>some fast weapon in main hand to compensate
>small crossbow with exploding bolts doing like 150 damage per shot
>ancient dragon greatshield, chime and sun princess ring ready for hardswap if i need more healing
>tfw hasn't lost a single invasion out of more than 30 today

>KIKE SQUAD

>not liking spooky
youtu.be/i5IUxtiweLw

Sorry I thought you said you got one shot by him.

You

here
both bloodborne and ds3, though I double dipped and also have ds3 on pc.

Anyone want to give me Darkmoon Ring, Wolf Ring (+0) and a Ring of sacrifice real quick? I'm so close to the achievment yet so far away

PC sl130

here, didn't buy ds3 for it

>Dark Souls 3
>shortest game
>bonfires out the ass
>filled to the brim with shitty references
>massive amounts of on-disc cut content that will be sold as DLC
>no dynamic lighting system when even basic indie games have them
>rehashed areas
>rehashed NPCs
>rehashed animations
>invasions sucks
>Heavy armor sucks
>armor sets don't even fit properly
>brown and grey
>shit AI
>Armor variety is less than DS2 BASE game, despite copypasting a 3rd of the armors from previous games
>Magic needs 2-3 ring slots just to dish out melee level damage
>Magic itself does reduced damage for PvP
>awful scaling balance
>FP is the most awful casting management system introduced yet (worse than DeS mana, which had better regen options and more efficient)
>FP horribly ineffiecent with damage, ends up causing everyone to use 1 or 2 FP efficient spell like Great Heavy Soul Arrow
>Miracles awful, best and most viable one locked behind the final boss
>bland NG+
>awful covenants
>no blue eye orb
>blue sentinels and darkmoons the exact same
>left hand weapons no longer have full movesets
>dual wield weapons are gimmicks
>Straight Swords and Curved Sword are as fast as daggers
>Great Weapons are slower than previous games, and costs more stamina, while barely doing more damage
>1-2 Weapons ALWAYS the best in class, no redeeming qualitys for special weapons resulting in less weapon variety than BB
>very little moveset variation
>existence of Carthus Rouge
>WA are mostly shit or copypasted powerstance moves
>no tech
>No animation canceling
>No backstep i-frame
>rolls have too much i-frames and cost too little stamina
>bloodborne enemies catered to R1 spam from ss and cs
>hexes gone and dark magic is shit
>shittiest dragon form
>no dragon covenant
>refined/hollow completely dominates
>pyromancy is the quality of casters
>19 bosses, a good chunk being gimmicks
>linear level design, less branching options than DeS, DS2, and even BB

>b-but the DLC will save it!
>b-but other games have faults!
lmfao

Can't you get the ring of sacrifice instantly?

Cheating NPC is what it's called, very effective build

I fucked up and used all I could buy lol.

Teach me your secrets please

It's a hassle, you have to tie in your credit card to every single new account you create, then you get to try psplus for 14 days.

>people are STILL playing ds3

how?

how can you stomach it?

its the worst pvp by far

I'm not, I went back to the better game that is DaS. But I like chatting here

Despite the lackluster pvp I still think the singleplayer is very enjoyable for the most part.

>casting spells drains stamina
>when it's already dependent on a separate, bar that it depletes
>meanwhile melee characters can attack as long as they like, dealing comparable damage and are less subject to the bullshit of broken PvP hitboxes

Wtf Fromsoft

WHO IS THE BEST BOSS FROM DS3 AND WHY IS IT CHAMP GUNDYR?

>Name censorship is ridiculously broken and censors things nobody would ever use to be offensive
>Doesnt censor super simple work arounds that still let people say what they want
>Doesnt support irregular characters so I cant get around the censor without my name looking dumb
I fucking hate this system

I am a shade...

>YWN give Gwyndolin his/her first kiss in the middle of a post-saving-from-Aldrich comfort session.

Feels bad. Feels real bad.

>Legion etiquette

Did we ever go anywhere with the sl170 paladin event thing idea or no?

You need virtual visa or some shit. For example google russian one "qiwi". You should able to create one, they have english interface. Add some money 2-3$. Create new account in browser (use 20minutemail or something) add card and shit. JA-JA-N. Login on PS4, make account primary, activate trial, remove card. Play at main account. Repeat again.
If you fear, just buy 1$ 14-days codes on ebay.

Gwyndolin is for rough fucking and hearing him moan after you blow your gigantic load into his tight ass

The pvp in every souls game is shit despite what anyone says. I don't see the point in going back to shit when I'm already knee deep in a slightly different kind of shit.

>post-saving-from-Aldrich comfort session
Comforting with your dick, right?

waiting for the meme image with rules and a date