Senran Kagura General /skg/ #884

I make like half of the new threads whenever Daianon isn't around!

Cold water!

>Asuka's scarf isn't an accessory and is instead melded to her outfits

I just want to use the scarf on other outfits dammit.

When you look up to the night sky, every speck of light is my HATRED OF EVERY GIRL!

The scarf is part of her. It is Asuka's essence

Is your name Nadim Pourtant, by any chance?

BEEP BEEP BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH

>you will never make Murakumo "excited"

>Made it into the OP 3 times
>Wasn't even trying to be memetastic

So are Yagyuu and Mirai's eyepatches, but we still had them as accessories in Burst.

Why would you want to be cold water?

Appreciating Hanabi!

Murakumo is a total novice when it comes to sex, just give her a little prodding and she'll be soaking wet in no time.

I'll lick and nibble her thighs until she's begging me to eat her out
and then I'll just keep teasing her

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More like depreciating Hanabi.

No, my name is Fa Koff.

That would definitely get her going. She's too shy to actually initiate anything, so she'd be at your complete mercy!

That is, unless you get her REALLY aroused - there's no telling what she'll do then!

Soon you will be as good a shitposter as I, then we shall shitpost on the world together.

Sorry, you reminded me of this guy.
youtube.com/watch?v=qV3PhvCf_Jg

I'll do that thibg where you rub the head of the dick between her vulva without penetrating.

Probably orgasm then cry because she came before anything really happened.

Someday, I'll be as strong as you, sensei.

>giving kumo a premature orgasm

Surprisingly cute! Kumo is a quickshot!

I want to do it. I want to make Kumo cry.

Oh, girls hate that. She'd be dripping wet and begging you to just stick it in already, poor thing. would you keep teasing her after that?

I LOVE Kasumi!!! SO much!!! She's the BEST!!!!!

I want her to crave my dick like water in the desert.
when she's at her most frustrated I'll give in

Thanks. I'll now picture myself as him whenever I do my speil.

If she starts shaking uncontrollably and trying to hold back tears, will you give it to her then?

Of course because I love her.

Glad to help, Mr. Koff.

Aw, that's good. She'd be so happy. She'd probably orgasm real quick afterwards since you teased her so much.

BIG
FAT
POKIES

I bet Murasaki feels real squishy when you hug her.

She's probably the closest thing to a slime girl there could exist.

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Hugs from people who aren't Imu or Mirai make Murasaki uncomfortable

Murasaki prefers less intrusive physical contact

For example she really likes handholding.

The squishiest

I don't know if I can even handle something this squishy!

>High-pitched scared noises

Murasaki's head sure looks like a good place for a bullet.

Don't cut yourself on that edge.

Mirai is the cutest!

>that belly

We need more bellies in SK. There should be a belly size slider too.

Murasaki likes physical contact with Mirai? Is this true?

Murasaki likes anything with Mirai!

Murasaki and Mirai are best friends!

Mirai isn't cute! She's BEAUTIFUL!

Mirai likes asking Murasaki for hugs and pretending it's her boobs pressing against Murasaki and not the other way around!

Wait, "anything!?"

How does Haruka feel about the fact that Mirai likes a fat purple hikki more than she likes Haruka?

I'm like, totally batty for this Night-o-stalker!

That's not true. Haruka-sama is still Mirai's best friend.

Haruka needs to accept that despite all that her and Mira have been through, that Mirai and Murasaki have much more compatible personalities and shared interests!

SHARED INTERESTS!

Those bellies are really sexy

Haruka knows a lot about the internet and video games and anime too!

I want to cover her with cum.

Haruka installing a parental safety filter on Mirai's computer!

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Also the meanest thing Murasaki will ever tell Mirai is that she smells bad. Haruka, meanwhile, teases Mirai on a daily basis.

Most importantly, Murasaki doesn't fuck with Mirai.
Murasaki is nice to Mirai and Mirai really likes it.

/skg/ spirit squad where you at.

Aww but I wanted to shitpost on 2cj with Mirai!

It's a shame Ryoubi tries to turn Mirai against her.

Maybe if Haruka didn't do crap like this, Mirai would like her more.

youtu.be/Z7BTFqW0yj0?t=91

As upbeat as I can be at the moment, which is pretty great actually.

We gotta keep spirits high baby.

I want to be instant-killed by Kat.

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>your senran will never gently guide you through your first time

I want Shiki to instant-kill me by slicing her scythe through my neck! Even though she's a good girl and only 15, she's still a trained killer just like all the other Senrans!

>You will never have your first time together with your senran

>tfw you've already spoiled your first time with a 3DPD before the technology to make anime real exists

Shiki cutting your throat just a little bit and licking up your blood, then going all the way and just slicing into your jugular with a laugh!

I want to tell her that her boobs are beautiful and that she shouldn't be ashamed of how big they are

You guys are totally creepsville, I am SO not like that!

>tfw you have to get the approval of your senran's dogs before she trusts you

Purease do not burry Shiki-san, sank you.

She is herpfur person? Yes.

I'm good with doggos so shouldn't be a problem.

>tfw you find a doggo's scratchy spot and their foot starts involuntarily making scratching movements in conjunction with you scratching their chest or belly.

Just fed them chocolate :^)

>poisoning a doggo

You're the worst kind of person

You're a piece of shit.

How many times has kumo taken a knot?

I don't like your post but I do like this Shiki Noir image.

>tfw the only time /skg/ talks about your senran is when they talk about wierd fetishes that would probably disgust her

And?

Kotaro Kagero and Daigoro love everyone

Murakumo will hit you if you talk about animals like that.

>Haruka doesn't like your fetish
Uh-huh...

I want Murakumo to hit me!

If that's all it took do you think they'd have really survived long around Minori?

Minori knows puppies can't eat chocolate or they explode!

>!
Something you said is clearly bullshit...but what?