/ss13g/ - Spessmen on a Spress Station

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Low Effort OC Edition

Last time with spessmen on a spess station:
>Metagrudging
>clunwes
>Can we call it yet?

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server, running a vote script to change maps at round end.
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
ss13.moe/forum/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans
game.ss13.moe/logs

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/3pWsZWiT

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soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Emily a validhunter shit

First for metagrudging

ckey?

Third for legalize ERP

ERP THE VOX

>>clunwes

>be last thread
>ctrl+f "cluwnes"
>0 of o

soundcloud.com/stephanosrex/honk-honk-butt

Celt died for our sins

First for I hate starbound

>office has been looted of most of the machines
>station is screwed up but no one is saying what happened
>can't do my job because the scientists won't print me one single console board to rebuild my stuff with
>heads are nowhere to be found and not responding to PDA messaging so I can't get R&D access from them to use the R&D console
>other mechanic was useless and didn't scan our machines at round start

Forget medbay. Mechanic is suffering.

keep the faith brudder!
it's incomplete

>clown always roundtype

first for Brian Bell he pumps in and out of the xeno's ass

That looks extremely uncomfortable for everyone.

>getting this mad at being killed in a post-apocalyptic station where everyone is a traitor

Square up, everyone is a threat when their PDA can magically pop out a energy crossbow and sword. Smart thing to do was grab a weapon, thermals and head into maintenance.

>*whistling*

But half of the traitors couldn't acutally do that, if the round end info was any indication.

so what was the bus like? I was durdling in xenobiology all game
we had phazon before the bus ended, but not enough materials to make anything

>objective is to survive
>lol better start killing people because they might think how i do

>help and clone people during the invasion
>suddenly get traitor
>antagonize
>"no, you gotta play nice"

I am sorry user, I had no idea you were so sensitive.

You do nothing but murderbone when you get traitor, Emily. Own up to it and stop making excuses

Did someone really make a new thread before the bump limit just so they could force their OC that even they admit is low effort?

it's just kind of gay.

> get bussed in as death squad with orders to take the mime alive
> get on station
> explode because someone fired an ION gun and badmins gave us the regular explosive implants

yes

you didn't help medbay out at all

t. one of the only people actually helping people out

I was dragging dead people in Cargo, Arrivals and Escape to medbay and shoved atleast one person inside to clone. I was more busy fighting than anything, but I am sure I dragged atleast 3 back to medbay for cloning.

I own up to being an antagonist, although having ghosts cheer for you to die because you killed them is not exactly the best feeling.

Ashe

I don't know who you are but I will try my hardest to meta grudge this list with you

Maybe if you weren't a faggot about survive objectives

>the scientists won't print me one single console board to rebuild my stuff with
"console board" is pretty ambiguous, but you probably could have gotten it from Cargo.
if not, they could have at least bought you a complete R&D department to make one yourself.

The soreness goes away after a few rounds.

This is the most terrifying hybrid I have ever seen

The only thing that could make it worse is thin men DNA

Brian Bell deserves a book in the library, he must not be forgotten

I can tell you're the only one getting heated here. Just don't do it again okay, baby? :*

>banned again for fucking everything up like usual,
i deserve it desu
bye bye everyone
not coming back

too*

plapatin?

can you post your notes so we can see?

where do i find them? never asked about notes
and sure i love being publicly humiliated so i have a valid reason to be depressed all the time

I'm reading the admin logs right now, and Jesus Christ, are you actually retarded?

close, clinically autistic

well admins can see your notes. I was just wondering how suiciding as a clown because you didn't become an admin bussed alien leads to a permaban

I was going to post the most demeaning line of your ban reason, but holy shit. The whole thing.
>Gave him a chance, he blew it. Don't appeal it, or do so we can laugh at it.

Even legit spergs don't fuck up hard enough to get permad

Fuck did you do to deserve that shit mate?

>[19:03:08]ADMIN: HELP: Plapatin/(borer (990)): im lonely, please talk to me - heard by 3 non-AFK admins.
>[19:26:36]ADMIN: HELP: Plapatin/(borer (990)): this might sound weird, but can one of you guys just have, like, a regular conversation with me? i have no actual friends. - heard by 4 non-AFK admins.
>[19:37:49]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): OH GOD NO PLEASE
>[19:38:09]ADMIN: PM: Plapatin/(borer (990))->Mr_Pain12/(Syndicate Commander): THIS GAME IS LITERALLY ALL I HAVE
That's for sure.

kinda makes you feel sorry for him

...

What in the shit, I can't tell if its for real or not.

I felt less sorry after reading his previous ban
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800

I canimagine the last two as someone fading from a virtual reality like world, crying, and screaming like a little bitch

hide and move on. simple stuff

unbanned for what 2 days? I'm inclined to believe he has something wrong with his brain.
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=2800

Don't tell me what to do you fucker I'll fucking killer you

well that was pretty shit to forceborg, still don't see how suiciding as a clown gets you permabanned

Admin tells him that his appeal is weak and that he was being a dick.
>well what the fuck am i supposed to say? "oh yeah i forceborged 4 people as a joke and that's literally it"?

>[18:39:30]SAY: Gay Retard/plapatin (@252,273,1) As Galactic Common : THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR METAGAMING ON ACCIDENT
I think it was a slow build-up of him being retarded and autistic leading to a ding dong bannu.
I wish I had a screenshot of him as Gay Retard in game to put with some of these quotes.

unban 2hotdogs

...

SERB?

fuck off 2hotdogs we are talking about plaptin being a complete idiot

Celt should kill himself.

Ded serb

fucking features

i'm having troubles too
I bet this is because of Nick's mystery present
I was expecting to find a bomb or something yet I only found lag

What exactly did he DO, though?

>mystery package
Nigga it's a book.

oh. sorry. I'll go back to playing dressing up.

Thanks now I know my target is a nerd.

say is the round still going for some people?

My body is on the asteroi

Speaking of features can someone restart the test serb. It was ate by a singulo as of like 30 minutes ago

I wish sec wasn't such a demanding job so that I could actually interact with the spessmen

Rude desu

i would but it is making me download minimaps and it is taking forever

do it faggot

Anyone want to make a deal for the purge?

this makes me sad
i was about to unleash hell

>tfw Megurine will never notice and discipline you

I haven't been playing the past few rounds, as I have work stuff to do, but I'm going through the logs because this is funny and it looks like he ahelped because he wanted to be an alien, and then when they wouldn't he killed himself hoping that he would become one then. Afterwards, they spawned him as a catbeast named Gay Retard and he proceeded to ock ick this So he was being generally a shitter.

Go on?

I was about to finally be usefull as a mechanic

Sure, I promise I will rape you at every opportunity.

>tfw you want megurine to discipline you but can't express it because that'd be weird

I was about to use diseased touch and every other ability at 300 blood

I just wanted to talk to Caleigh more

Current Players:
Total Players: 2
wat

i didn't bother with vampire, i was durdling in xenobiology, had adamantine runes and gold cores, was going to command golems to run everywhere on the station and unleash hostile mobs

was literally just waiting for a golem

I can only whip so many people at once.

...that gives me a good idea I might try if the server comes up again.

DONT ICK OCK THE ROUND IS STILL GOING AAAAAA

>implying I'm Celt

fug

well i'm just going to remove myself from this round

I was only getting blood from disconnected people, was impossible to get my target because he is capable of screaming location and name the second you stand next to him

same
ruh roh

done, give it about 10 mins for shuttle to cycle it

reminder that the round is still going on and working again, stop ick oocking you niggers

Banning all of you right now

You know, you can just...let it all go to shit while you arrest a greytide or drink at the bar, it is the definitive way to play sec.

>Unknown game mode probability configuration definition: meme.
What is this?

An old shitty mode that got removed in favor of borers which got neutered into being a non-antag things which got buffed into being retardedly strong for no reason