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This Is Not What I Was Expecting Edition

Previous Thread: >Links to purchasables
FNAF 1 - 4: store.steampowered.com/sub/80443
FNAF Sister Location: store.steampowered.com/app/506610
FNAF BOOK: amzn.com/B019HC4EQ2
FNAF WORLD: gamejolt.com/games/fnaf-world/124921

>Links
Official Site: scottgames.com
Asset Rips: s.rtag.me/freddy
IRC: #FNAF on Rizon
Fan Booru: 5naf.booru.org
Writing Archive: pastebin.com/fryFnrQ9
Voice Archive: pastebin.com/8mN8gJYP
List of Content Creators: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1clzZcsTzZzZh6EUFR-nmF4F7zHiXTCeB4AehZLF1OHs/edit?usp=sharing
Zeemap: zeemaps.com/map?group=1130935

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>Zeena cosplays as Toy Chica

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I feel like FemFoxy facesitting is the only request you've done so far tonight where you haven't disappointed the requester.

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combined both into one

After his dunkings into the purple juice pool, Bashmaster the Unbreakable gets the job as Funtime Freddy.

cold mornings

If it was that cold, wouldn't there be shrinkage?

He's made of metal you dip.

I'll dip you in metal.

the cum funnel pic is in the booru

Oh J, you're my favorite letter

bots at the beach

But why

This is some monkey's paw shit right here.

aand the last one, thank you all for great requests

Thanks bae

J you are something wonderful.

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Crisis, if you're taking requests, I'd love some heavy femdom with Lolbit involving some heavy slamming of a car door kind, if you catch my drift.

Motherfucker, the argument against the zeemap was that no one ever used it. Last 2 threads had people that did.

Do you think a meeting would be worthwhile after two years? Or safe for that matter? There were a few in the old, old days that turned out alright but a lot has changed since then.

So when may I expect the murder reports?

>Sister Location comes out
>it fucking sucks
What would be our next move from there?

FNAF 2 sucks, but OC fags managed to get mileage out of it. Even if the source is awful, with some tinkering something good can come out of it.

Mass suicide.

Let this place die once and for all.

The same thing we did after the last four games. Draw porn.

Thread goes back to status quo sooner than usual.
Occasional OC that references it comes out.
Life goes on.

I'm pretty much expecting it to be shit anyway, so I won't lose sleep over it if it is. Worst case scenario, we get some funny shitposting and neat fanart. The whole cycle will start up again when Scott announces the next one in a few months.

Wakey wakey

bishie scott says good morning! ;)

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It's good to see vaw is still active in the FNAF community...

hotness

picosong.com/TXUr/
Reposting.

.............they're called fags, Fred.

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Kek

>no hook nose
>not rubbing hands together
0/10, shit depiction

Boy, I sure do love myself some abstract shapes.

So many people here who hate success and being financially well-off.

xD

Good goy

whiny Libertarian

/pol/'s libertarians went quite when Swarmfront started moving in.

Libertarian is the most autistic political philosophy anyway. Anyone who willingly follows the ideals of Ayn Rand can't be very smart.

Five Nights at Freddy's

These people need to be stuffed into springsuits then set on fire.

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Fuck off hateanon. Vaw's a cool guy when he's not a shitposting alcoholic, blabbing about the personal lives of other OCfags from the Skype, drawing futashit and shitty OCs, avatarfagging as his Bonnie for attention or seeking validation from playing everyone's favorite game of you'll never guess who.

I liked his OC stuff.

Was there a lot of hype for fnaf 4?

>avatarfagging as his Bonnie
I'm going to take issue with that one since I've never seen any indication of him doing that; especially not while he had is own artist avatar for just such occasions.

Not really.

>NIGHTMARE

Yeah but I have an additional argument, are you ready?
I did it for fun.

If you want to call "despising the designs" hype, yeah.

I thought the designs were fuckable.

Oh?

Yes.

Yyyyyyyyyyyep, I'd fuck that

I would say "fuck off Ghost", but your post is less than 100 words.

Well then.

I think the announcement for 4 was actually the beginning of the now very cynical and jaded views on the games around here. It was either that or the actual release which shattered a lot of people's trust for Scott as a developer.

We jumped on that wagon the moment FNAF 2 came out.

>dead kids are now canon
>prequel
>music box
>Balloon Boy
>twelve animatronics
>no atmosphere
>Toys are shit

And ever since we simply sink deeper and deeper into rage and sadness.

I was pretty much with him until he announced Sister Location mere months after making a big deal about 4 totally completing the story. Nowadays I don't believe any of the shit coming out of his mouth.

I can always count on you to strawman everyone's opinions and act like a holier-than-thou faggot. Thanks, pal.

You expect far too much from me.
I could say more like how I find monstrous things appealing, more so when they're robotic animals, that there is the inherent desire to give them a softer inside underneath their otherwise dangerous looking exterior. That they have such gaping jaws and holes for warm steam to escape from during mushy moments or heat of passion, all while their jagged claws dig into my skin as I'm held tight yet carefully against grimy plush and exposed endoskeleton.
I mean really, when the setting is in a house at night and I'm presumably alone in pajamas surrounded by steely machines flaunting their metal bits and showing off their coy smiles I can't help but get a little light-headed.

>I wasn't here when it happened and I ignore everything I see

Do you only come here once every three weeks for ten minutes? The reaction to 2 was the beginning of the end.

>he thinks the balloon boy meme is a serious criticsm of FNAF 2
Jesus Christ

Yep, see, THAT'S Ghost.

I liked two.

Nah man, you're just blatantly making shit up. The Toys are among some of the most popular characters here, along with the Purple Man. In fact, the only consistent complaint about FNAF 2 is the gameplay, which is dull, stressful, and repetitive. But please, by all means, continue to shove words into people's mouths in the name of defending your precious little jumpscare simulators.

You're weird.

>Purple Guy
>popular

The only popular one is Benis Purple. All the others if they're not inside Springtrap are ignored and reviled. The only reason people like the Toys is gay Bonnie and sextoy Chica.

>in the name of defending your precious little jumpscare simulators.

Says the one who's doing that, I'm telling you how we dislike them. Your projector blind you that badly?

Chica is better than Bonnie.

Break time short story writing and outlining is a highlight to the day.

If I were to go on a thirst tirade about a nightmare, and I've stopped myself from hitting 'post' about to do just that many, many times, it would be far more carnal and I would always mention the light-headedness to come with blood loss from the sinking of fangs into tender shoulder and claws down the curve of a tender, exposed back all the way down.

I don't know man, shit and garbage aren't all that comparable.

>hurting the dusty yellow rabbit
>trying to kill her itty bitty friends
Delete this.

It's time for you to stop.

ded thred
ded kids

Would you kill yourself if it meant reincarnating into a FNaF universe of your choosing?

No because every verse has some horror elements that are worse than death. Surprisingly even the worst ocfags were on point about that.

I would kill myself if I could get a Stand though.

Finish your comic, Starchy

But then you'd be dead. You would be a dead guy who had a stand that he couldn't use because he got it after he died.

Notorious B.I.G. is a thing, user.

But I wouldn't get to be with you~

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Why? They're just versions of our world but with slightly more dead children.

And way more advanced robotics.
And aliums in some cases.

>not being flaccid pancake

>And way more advanced robotics.
In 5 years we'll have the same. Disney is already well underway towards developing autonomous animatronics.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but so far we have personified the cupcake, the fan and the phone as females.

How long until we personify the TVs in the office?

Aren't they all busted up and non-functional?

Who knows? Heck, for all we know, they're not even TVs! They could be microwaves or something!

Cute cupcake.

Beverage's entire design scheme is a bunch of TV heads.