DESTINY GENERAL /DG/ FUCKING DEAD SERVERS EDITION

>>>NEWSRESET INFOLINKS

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Death edition

Damn

when has a queue ever been a good idea

FUCKING 1200 TO 65,000 TO 120,000


FUCK YOU

WE OLD WOW EXPANSION LAUNCH NOW
WE OLD WOW EXPANSION LAUNCH NOW
WE OLD WOW EXPANSION LAUNCH NOW

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>all these people watching a queuing screen

>comfy 30k, slow progress
>servers unavailable
>re-queue at 177k

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>mfw I got in and am playing

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>167k
oh boy

>we are now 1 hour into Rise of Iron launch
>I'm standing in a line of hundreds of thousands of people

First for smooth launch with no issues whatsoever

Reminds me when GTA: Online released

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we're not at bump limit and there's already another thread set up
sage

>yfw you get kicked at 1k and get back in at 150k+

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Reminder

I'm innna queue

>requires year 3 gally
What's the fucking point then? Why not just make it an ornament?

>keep getting kicked out

lol

>finally get into the game
>enter Patrol Venus
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

WAKE ME UP

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

I CAN'T WAKE UP

WILL MY BLOOD TO RISE

SAVE ME

SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME

Got to watch Goth get kicked to 150000 live

UNRELENTING NIGHTMARISH HORROR

Chilling with the puppers

>14k
>Havent gotten a single TAPIR all night

It's happening for me boys.

listen, has ANY OF YOU logged in after being in the queue ? Is the queue just a scam ?

>hit 90k
>SERVERS UNAVAILABLE
>back to 190k

ARE

YOUUUUUUU


KIIIIIDDING


REEEEEEEEEEEEE

S T O P

>mfw

If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die
If you are somehow in the game
>I hate you and i want you to die

Nigger

>finally get into game

>17818
!!!!!

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I HAVE ENOUGH QUEUEING IN MY DAILY LIFE IM BRITISH

LET ME IN THE FUCKING GAME YOU CUNTS

>Have to wait in line to play my videogame with everyone else who per-ordered
>One hour into the launch and you are still trying to log in
>Get kicked out of the virtual line simulator

Seriously you had the pre order statistics, get some temp servers set up you fucking faggots.

This is funny to watch, but jokes on me I cant play until my chemo is done in a few months
Wait up pls

So how was your day, everyone?

youtube.com/watch?v=D85UY1oICxE
NERF THIS

Don't make a new thread just because it image limit capped.

Also the servers aren't at capacity, it's a load of bullshit.

>ONE MOMENT PLEASE

WE IN BOYS LETS FUCKIN GOOOO

Man I've gone from 1,201 (One thousand two hundred and one) to 120,596 (one hundred and twenty thousand five hundred and ninety six)

>mfw set my alarm all excited to get up and have some comfy play time while its still dark and the house is quiet

>mfw when i see a fucking "queue line" for a game

>3400
pls bungie

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Is there more to this?

Go fuck your self

>down to 30k now from 50k

I just want to get to Felwinter Peak before I have to leave.

>22441 in the queue

MY FRIEND ON DISCORD ALREADY PLAYING FUCK THIS QUEUE

You're not going to make it.

>Just got in
GET FUCKED NERDS

>180,000 people ahead of me

Just finished a whole rockstar and now I can't sleep... what do?!?

Daily Log In Modifier - Trickle

SOMEONE POST DEEJ HOLDING UP THE DESTINY FULL NOW FUCK OFF SIGNS

>2K every 5 minutes in queue
>at 120K that's a 10 hour wait

perfect time to go out and get some sun

>gothalion making bank with 27,000 watching his queue line

damn

From 20k to 200k
I hate being alive

>Get down to 14k
>Destiny servers unavailable...
>Now 210k
JUST

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>kicked for the third fucking time
>224,585

I have now dropped over two hundred thousand places in line.

Just fuck my shit right up

>kicked
>225k
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>308

rip the dream.

why the hell didnt something like this happen for taken king's launch?

a comparable number of people must have been aiming to play at reset, at least

And I just got kicked and am now 227646

Fuck this shit and fuck Bungie for not planning ahead when it came to the influx of players.

Starve people for content for over a year and then act surprised when lots of people show up for content.
Typical bungo

Because they're bullshitting us.

My favorite thing is the fact the queue line keeps getting higher.
"Let me get this straight, there is a line now? Better hop on."

This confuses the fuck outta me too. Taken King was legit bigger than this in every way, how could I get on there at 10:05 and I'm still sitting here at 29000 at ten past eleven

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Bungie is a magical place. Their Vex logic defies common understanding or reality

THE QUEUE IS A LIE

EVERYONE WAKE UP

YOU'RE BEING LIED TO

Is gonna hurt when you get kicked b0ss

WHO NEW EXOTIC HERE???
WHO NEW EXOTIC HERE???
WHO NEW EXOTIC HERE???

got kicked and at 474k now.

welp.

>78
>Destiny servers are unavailable
>245900

>9k
>get kicked
>239k

I hate you Bungie. I hate you so god damn much.

I don't even own this and I wont for another few months.

Hi, how's your morning going so far?

Fuck this, I'm going to play on XB1 considering at max there can only be 10 players waiting.

Because destiny was shit before TTK came out so less people were awaiting launch

Now that TTK as well as the april update is out, destiny is now a decent game with more people playing it, thus even more people waiting for this new expansion

>120k
>NOT AVAILABLE

I'm in the same boat user.

I opened a second one and mixed it with vodka.

I'M IN PLACE 200000 OR SO

YOU'RE WRONG

I think queue numbers are shared

Haha, nope. We're in the exact same queue line trying to connect to the exact same servers as PS4

xbox queue about to hit 400k waiting

SOMEONE POST THE PIC OF DEEJ HOLDING UP THE SIGNS TO FUCK OFF

enjoy being 300,000th in line.